Piccolo's Little Stress Free Vacation
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimers - Still Don't own them, still no Britney
Spears as sex slave, still not the richest
muthafucka in the world, *sigh* on with the
story
Summary - Last chapter, the group went karaoke, hosted by 2GETHER!!!
Anything before that I don't remember so you'll have to read it.
Here's the next chapter.....
CH.9 - PICCOLO AND HOWIE D HELP THE SCOOBY DOO GANG IN A MYSTERY
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HAWAII - HAUNTED MANSION
"Doc, how in hell did we end up here?" "Well Piccolo, we must of wandered off after we got hammered
last night, and now that we came to our senses with some huge-ass hangovers here we are." "Figures.
What should we do?" All the sudden, Piccolo and Howie heard footsteps, and looked behind them. "Who the
fuck are you, and what the fuck do you fucking want?!?!" "Nice language Piccolo." They saw 4 people and a
dog." "Hi, I'm Freddie!" "I'm Daphnie!" "Hi, I'm Velma." "I'm Shaggy." "I'm Scooby." "The dog can talk."
"I know green man, It's like groovy." "No dog can fucking talk! IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!!" "Hey! Do
you two want to help us solve this mystery? A Ghost Doctor with weird hair is haunting the mansion, can you
guys help?" *To Howie* "Is it just me, or does this guy look on the overhyper side, and he looks a little
skittleish if you know what I mean." Howie nodded in agreement. "So Howie, do you wanna help?" "I donno, maybe
it will help getting over these hangovers." "Ok, we'll help, *in a real low voice* andkillyouafter." "All right
gang! Let's go in!" Freddie and the gang walked into the house (With Piccolo and Howie).
MANSION LIVING ROOM
The group walked around looking for clues (If you've an episode of Scooby Doo, you'll know what I mean)
Daphine spoke up. "Let's split up!" "Ok Daphnie! You, Velma, and Howie come with me! Scooby, Shag, and Mr.Piccolo
will go that way!" "Ok!" "Sure!" "Vall right!" "Groovy!" "Fine." "HELL NO!!! YOU ARE *NOT* PAIRING ME UP WITH THE
STONED HIPPIE AND THE DOG!!" "All right gang, let's go!"
The groups went their seprate ways.
FREDDIE'S GROUP
The group found some clues to what was stolen. "It looks like gang that a golden Barney the Dinosaur doll was stolen
along with a vibrator made of silver! (see how the weird hair plays in) Hmmmm, Let's look for more clues!" "This sucks."
The group walked some more.
SHAGGY'S GROUP
"How the fuck did I end up with the stoner and the talking dog?" "Hey, I got some major munchies, so lets get to the kitchen,
and get some major cheese dogs!" "Vall Vright!" They walked into the mansion's pool room, and found a floating doctor who looked
like a ghost, and had weird hair. He had a mask on, but the hair was visible. It was standing straight up. "Get out!!!!" "Zoinks!!"
Scooby jumped in Shaggy'a arms. All the sudden a chase satarted. Shaggy and Scooby did their little start up leg thingie and began
running. The ghost followed, and dead last, not giving a fuck was Piccolo walking slowly behind everyone else.
Scooby and Shaggy all the sudden dressed up like Chinese resteront waiters, and made a table appear out of nowhere. The ghost doctor
stopped. *In a phony chinese accent* Welcome sir to the Mansion Chinese resteront. Please sit down, while we get you the house special."
The doctor sat down. Scooby rushed out and threw a plate of sweet and sour chicken in his face, and Shaggy threw tea in his face, and they
ran like bitches. Veget-I mean the Ghost doctor (typo, please ignore the Veget, thank you - Slim Gohan) flew after them. Piccolo continued
to walk very slowly behind them. Sooner than Later, Shaggy and Scooby lost the Ghost and ran into the other group. Piccolo walked past the
ghost who gave up on the chase, while following Shaggy and Scooby. "Hi Vegeta", "Hi Piccolo". Piccolo joined the group a little after.
"Ok gang, we have some clues!" "I know who it is." "The clues are a piece of hair, some white power, and a mask!" "I know who it is you dumb
fruit!" "Were you saying something Mr. Piccolo?" Piccolo and Howie anime-sweatdropped, ".....No" "Now we need a trap!" *To Howie* "You know the
ghost can kill all these weaklings with one blast" "I know" After saying some stupid plan that involved the Easter Bunny, A flower, a piece of dog
Doo-doo, a Barry Bonds baseball card, and Michael Jordan, everyone thought it was time for a new plan. So they set a trap, and right on cue, the ghost
walked in. He stepped in the dog-doo, got pelted with Eater eggs, and Scooby accedently slipped on the ice, and colided with the ghost, making it fall
into the net. "Yay we did it!"
MANSION LIVING ROOM
A cop showed up out of nowhere, and low and behold it was Son Gohan! Velma exlapined the clues, and Daphine hit on Gohan. Freddie began talking. "Now it's
time to unmask the ghost. I think it's O Town!" "That's not right you idiot, it's a dinosaur!" "No your both wrong it's my dealer!" Everyone looked at Shaggy.
"......Anyways, even though Daphine came the Closest with the Dinosaur it's actually....." They took off the mask to reveal...."VEGETA!" "Why did you do it
Vegeta?" "well girl with the glasses, I wanted to get the golden Barney for myself, and Kakorott wanted the vibrator to consumate his marrage again with ChiChi,
so insted of scaring everyone, I dressed up like a dead OJ Simpson, and ended up looking like a doctor, and I blasted them all to Hell. And I would of gotten away woth it if it wasn't for you meddling kids. And the dog too."
Piccolo came up with and idea. "Hey Howie, Gohan, Vegeta, wanna blast them all to hell?" They all agreed. Vegeta broke out of the ropes he was tied up in, and the four blasted the gang to
Hell. After........"Let's go guys." "Ok Piccolo." "Fine Namek." "Sure." The four walked out. Vegeta ran back and grabbed the Barney doll. "Almost forgot this."
Vegeta ran to catch back up with the others.
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GOKU'S HOUSE
"Now, where's Vegeta with that vibrater?"
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HELL
"Scooby-Dobby-Doooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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WELL THAT'S CHAPTER 9, IDEA'S ARE ALWAYS WELCOME, WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN CHAPTER 10, PICCOLO AND HOWIE D?
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimers - Still Don't own them, still no Britney
Spears as sex slave, still not the richest
muthafucka in the world, *sigh* on with the
story
Summary - Last chapter, the group went karaoke, hosted by 2GETHER!!!
Anything before that I don't remember so you'll have to read it.
Here's the next chapter.....
CH.9 - PICCOLO AND HOWIE D HELP THE SCOOBY DOO GANG IN A MYSTERY
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAWAII - HAUNTED MANSION
"Doc, how in hell did we end up here?" "Well Piccolo, we must of wandered off after we got hammered
last night, and now that we came to our senses with some huge-ass hangovers here we are." "Figures.
What should we do?" All the sudden, Piccolo and Howie heard footsteps, and looked behind them. "Who the
fuck are you, and what the fuck do you fucking want?!?!" "Nice language Piccolo." They saw 4 people and a
dog." "Hi, I'm Freddie!" "I'm Daphnie!" "Hi, I'm Velma." "I'm Shaggy." "I'm Scooby." "The dog can talk."
"I know green man, It's like groovy." "No dog can fucking talk! IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!!" "Hey! Do
you two want to help us solve this mystery? A Ghost Doctor with weird hair is haunting the mansion, can you
guys help?" *To Howie* "Is it just me, or does this guy look on the overhyper side, and he looks a little
skittleish if you know what I mean." Howie nodded in agreement. "So Howie, do you wanna help?" "I donno, maybe
it will help getting over these hangovers." "Ok, we'll help, *in a real low voice* andkillyouafter." "All right
gang! Let's go in!" Freddie and the gang walked into the house (With Piccolo and Howie).
MANSION LIVING ROOM
The group walked around looking for clues (If you've an episode of Scooby Doo, you'll know what I mean)
Daphine spoke up. "Let's split up!" "Ok Daphnie! You, Velma, and Howie come with me! Scooby, Shag, and Mr.Piccolo
will go that way!" "Ok!" "Sure!" "Vall right!" "Groovy!" "Fine." "HELL NO!!! YOU ARE *NOT* PAIRING ME UP WITH THE
STONED HIPPIE AND THE DOG!!" "All right gang, let's go!"
The groups went their seprate ways.
FREDDIE'S GROUP
The group found some clues to what was stolen. "It looks like gang that a golden Barney the Dinosaur doll was stolen
along with a vibrator made of silver! (see how the weird hair plays in) Hmmmm, Let's look for more clues!" "This sucks."
The group walked some more.
SHAGGY'S GROUP
"How the fuck did I end up with the stoner and the talking dog?" "Hey, I got some major munchies, so lets get to the kitchen,
and get some major cheese dogs!" "Vall Vright!" They walked into the mansion's pool room, and found a floating doctor who looked
like a ghost, and had weird hair. He had a mask on, but the hair was visible. It was standing straight up. "Get out!!!!" "Zoinks!!"
Scooby jumped in Shaggy'a arms. All the sudden a chase satarted. Shaggy and Scooby did their little start up leg thingie and began
running. The ghost followed, and dead last, not giving a fuck was Piccolo walking slowly behind everyone else.
Scooby and Shaggy all the sudden dressed up like Chinese resteront waiters, and made a table appear out of nowhere. The ghost doctor
stopped. *In a phony chinese accent* Welcome sir to the Mansion Chinese resteront. Please sit down, while we get you the house special."
The doctor sat down. Scooby rushed out and threw a plate of sweet and sour chicken in his face, and Shaggy threw tea in his face, and they
ran like bitches. Veget-I mean the Ghost doctor (typo, please ignore the Veget, thank you - Slim Gohan) flew after them. Piccolo continued
to walk very slowly behind them. Sooner than Later, Shaggy and Scooby lost the Ghost and ran into the other group. Piccolo walked past the
ghost who gave up on the chase, while following Shaggy and Scooby. "Hi Vegeta", "Hi Piccolo". Piccolo joined the group a little after.
"Ok gang, we have some clues!" "I know who it is." "The clues are a piece of hair, some white power, and a mask!" "I know who it is you dumb
fruit!" "Were you saying something Mr. Piccolo?" Piccolo and Howie anime-sweatdropped, ".....No" "Now we need a trap!" *To Howie* "You know the
ghost can kill all these weaklings with one blast" "I know" After saying some stupid plan that involved the Easter Bunny, A flower, a piece of dog
Doo-doo, a Barry Bonds baseball card, and Michael Jordan, everyone thought it was time for a new plan. So they set a trap, and right on cue, the ghost
walked in. He stepped in the dog-doo, got pelted with Eater eggs, and Scooby accedently slipped on the ice, and colided with the ghost, making it fall
into the net. "Yay we did it!"
MANSION LIVING ROOM
A cop showed up out of nowhere, and low and behold it was Son Gohan! Velma exlapined the clues, and Daphine hit on Gohan. Freddie began talking. "Now it's
time to unmask the ghost. I think it's O Town!" "That's not right you idiot, it's a dinosaur!" "No your both wrong it's my dealer!" Everyone looked at Shaggy.
"......Anyways, even though Daphine came the Closest with the Dinosaur it's actually....." They took off the mask to reveal...."VEGETA!" "Why did you do it
Vegeta?" "well girl with the glasses, I wanted to get the golden Barney for myself, and Kakorott wanted the vibrator to consumate his marrage again with ChiChi,
so insted of scaring everyone, I dressed up like a dead OJ Simpson, and ended up looking like a doctor, and I blasted them all to Hell. And I would of gotten away woth it if it wasn't for you meddling kids. And the dog too."
Piccolo came up with and idea. "Hey Howie, Gohan, Vegeta, wanna blast them all to hell?" They all agreed. Vegeta broke out of the ropes he was tied up in, and the four blasted the gang to
Hell. After........"Let's go guys." "Ok Piccolo." "Fine Namek." "Sure." The four walked out. Vegeta ran back and grabbed the Barney doll. "Almost forgot this."
Vegeta ran to catch back up with the others.
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GOKU'S HOUSE
"Now, where's Vegeta with that vibrater?"
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HELL
"Scooby-Dobby-Doooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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WELL THAT'S CHAPTER 9, IDEA'S ARE ALWAYS WELCOME, WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IN CHAPTER 10, PICCOLO AND HOWIE D?
