Ladies Night Out
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Authored By: Noellejane.
Katara wasn't fond of alcohol, it was something she supremely disliked. Mai had tempted her to try it, and she recoiled at the bitter, rusty taste. For reasons she could not comprehend, she continued to drink the Sake. And drink it. And drink it. And drink it. Well, you get the point.
About five glasses later she was fully intoxicated, dancing utop a table. The wolf whistles and loud applause promted her to take it off, and she did just that. She still had clothes on, though the white strip of cloth over her chest and the slightly longer one forming a skirt did little to hide her skin. She said something incoherent, it might of been a request for more sake, or a demand for a rousing game of Pai Sho. The world may never know.
She could see Mai out of the corner of her eye, the older woman had drank atleast seven glasses before passing out on the table. The Fire Lady has made sure no one messed with her, there was atleast one man with a dozen knives shoved into his crotch. But, onto more important matters. She continued to dance drunkenly, not having the faintest clue of what was happening.
She heard a loud, angry scream, akin to a noise a wet cat would make, and she stopped her semi erotic dance to look around, much to the crowd of mens' disapointment. She could make out the hazy line of a drunken Azula, screaming and hissing as she was dragged away by..Sokka? Suddenly a large figure shoved her behind him, one she could easily reconize as Aang. "Alright people, nothing to see,"The Avatar spoke, his only reply a collective groan from the men.
The Water Tribe woman's brow knit in frustration and confusion, and she pounded sharply with her fists against his back. "I wanna danceeeeee,"She moaned, pouting and folding her arms across her chest. He looked rather embaressed, and quickly put a cloak around her shoulders, scooping her into his arms, despite her childish protest. Sokka seemed to have much trouble dragging Azula out of the bar, who happened to be shouting and screaming and kicking for dear life."YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU DERANGED MORTAL FOOLS!"She cackled insanely, doing everything in her abilty to squrim out of Sokka's grip.
Zuko had much less trouble than the two, he only picked up Mai bridal style, and walked to the front of the bar."Lucky bastard,"Sokka mumbled, prodding Mai's limp head with his elbow, struggiling with a drunken Azula who still fought better than most. Zuko scowled, starting out the door, Sokka and Aang following suit.
"And they call us crazy drunks,"The Avatar muttered, and a ripple of agreement spread throughout the trio. As if to prove Aang's point even more, Azula had burst out in song.
AN: NURRR. I dislike this one much more than the Toph one, but I'm going to post it anyone because some people might find this amusing and I've been working on it too long to let it go to waste. I'm sorry about the lack of updates, I should be getting back into the swing of things.
