The Doctor goes into the room where everyone apart from Rory and Anthony are in.
"Okay boys. What's happening now?" The Doctor says.
"Before we get to drunk we got to get my daughter and get her to her mum. So that she is there for the wedding." Mickey says.
"Okay yeah good point I will go do that now. Come on. Everyone else wait here do...what ever." The Doctor says then they both go out the room.
"Okay. So... what is the plan then?" Luke says.
"We don't have one we are just going to party, have a laugh, get wasted and wake up in the morning thinking; Holy shit what happened last night?" Jack says.
"Are we staying in the TARDIS or going to the house?"
"House." Jack says.
"Why? The TARDIS is bigger. Better way to party." Clyde says.
"Yeah but the stripper is going to the Doctor's house." Jack says.
"You got the Doctor a stripper?" Craig says.
"Yeah everyone gets one on their stag night. So yeah I got him a stripper." Jack says. Rory and Anthony comes in "You are mad. He will hate it." Rory says.
"Will he? I don't know. Like he is a guy just like any other man. Who knows how he will take it?" Jack says then Mickey comes back.
"You guys ready? We are home. You coming?" he says.
"Yeah sure we will come just now." Luke says then they all go out the TARDIS.
All the girls are sitting in Sarah Jane's living room when the doorbell goes. "Who is that?" River asks. "I don't know I will go check" Sarah Jane says then stands up and gets the door. When she opens it, its Mickey and he says "Is my wife here?"
"Yeah I will go get her." Sarah Jane tells him then goes and gets Martha.
"What do you want? It's a hen night. No men aloud." she says.
"What you on about? I am the stripper, babe." He tells her.
"You would never be a stripper." she tells him.
"How not? I could totally turn you on." He says.
"Yeah I know that but I would not let you be a stripper. Now what is it?" Martha asks.
"Your mum is on her way with Molly. She is a flower girl. I will drop off her dress tomorrow." Mickey says.
"How come we get the children?" Martha asks.
"You don't. Sophie just dropped off Alfie like two seconds ago. Boys house and a girls house. Not my fault you had a little girl." he tells her.
"Whatever." she says then kisses him.
"Okay I better go before they wonder where I have gone." he tells her.
"Aw okay. See you tomorrow." Martha says.
"If I don't kill myself first I will explain tomorrow or in a death note." Mickey says the walks down the driveway. "Love you!" Mickey shouts when he gets to the bottom and Martha shuts the door. When she goes in and sits back down.
"What did he want? Girls only. If you get Mickey I should get Rory." Amy says.
"Yeah right. He was here to say that my mum is coming over with Molly. Which means we have a kid as well." Martha says.
"Aw well. That sucks." Jenny F says.
"Yeah what happens if it's two woman getting married? Like how does then hen night work? Do you do a joint thing or what?" Susan asks.
"I don't know we are married but have you seen her? She is a lizard." Jenny says.
"Just cause my trodishions are different it does not make them stupid." Vastra says.
"I was not saying that." Jenny says then the doorbell goes. "That will be your child." River says.
"Can you get it? I cant be bothered with my mum." Martha asks. "Yeah sure. Why not?" River says. Then goes to get the door but when she opens it its not Martha's mum. It's the Doctor.
"Get away. You are not meant to be here." River says then steps outside shutting the door behind her.
"The morning before the wedding. Nothing about today. I checked so I can spend all day with you today if I wanted. Well I could have. Too late now but you said no which I am fine with. But..." The Doctor says before River kisses him to make him shut up.
"What was that for?" He asks.
"To make you shut up." River says.
"Thanks." The Doctor says.
"Okay so why are you here?" River says.
"I am here to talk to your mum. I need to ask her something." The Doctor tells her.
"Aw so you never to came to steal a girl from her hen night? How disappointing." River says.
"Yeah I know it's a real shame. I am fine with the younger version back home." The Doctor tells her and she says "You better be kidding."
"Of course. Now Amy. I really need to speak to her. It's important." The Doctor says.
"Okay I will go get her." River says then goes inside. And then Jack comes running round the corner as Amy comes out the door. "Doctor. Rory is going mental. I geneunilly think he might kill you. For some reason he hates you and is shouting a load of nonsense. No one is able to calm him down." Jack says.
"Okay well let's go then." The Doctor says.
"I am coming as well." Amy says.
"Yeah okay. Jack tell River what's going on we will meet you back at the house." The Doctor says. Then Amy and The Doctor run to the house.
"You go inside. I have to sort something out with the TARDIS first." The Doctor tells her.
"What could possibly be more important than this?" Amy says.
"River is in there. I was going to take her back to Stormcage and get her when this is all done." The Doctor says then goes in the TARDIS. Amy stands and waits till the TARDIS comes back, it has not even been gone a minute.
"That was quick." Amy says.
"Of course it was. This is important." The Doctor says.
The Doctor and Amy go into the living room. "Of course you were together. Even the night before your wedding. You should be ashamed of yourself." Rory tells them.
"What are you on about?" The Doctor asks.
"You two going out. Cheating on me and River with each other." Rory says. Then River and Jack walk in.
"Can you hear yourself or are you just saying the first thing that comes to your head?" Amy says.
"What is going on?" River asks.
"I don't think you want to know these two have been sleeping together behind our back. Everything they do for us is just a cover up and you can't deny any of this." Rory says.
"Are you serious Rory? Cause we have been through this so many times and you are still not over it." The Doctor says and Rory then tells him "Because I don't believe you get given a choose between someone who can show you the universe the whole of space and time in a little blue box that's bigger on the inside and you go about saving lifes and planets. Or a nurse from Leadworth who would you choose?" Rory asks.
"I was given the choice and I chose you. So don't go there." Amy says
"It was a cover up." Rory says.
"Could everyone go upstairs, please? I think this is something you don't need to hear about." The Doctor says then everyone apart from River, Amy, Rory, Anthony, and The Doctor go upstairs.
"You too Anthony. You don't need to know all this." Amy tells him.
"It's my family too. She is my sister. You are my parents. Should I not know what it going on?" Anthony says.
"Yeah but you are not witnessing it firsthand. We will tell you later." Amy says.
"Fine." Anthony says then he goes up stairs.
"Right. Let me get this straight. I had an affair with Amy while I was going out with River and while I was married to her. And while Amy was married to you. Then to cover it up she basically killed her self she never knew where she would end up. She just blinked and hoped she would fine. You all so that you and River never found out what was going on." The Doctor says.
"Yeah I do." Rory says.
"Don't you think if I was having an affair with the Doctor you getting sent back in time would be a good thing. You know...it would be getting you out of the picture." Amy says.
"No because River was there." Rory says.
"Yeah but if that was the case it would not matter." The Doctor says.
"What about you?" River asks.
"What do you mean what about me?" The Doctor says.
"Well clearly Amy loves Rory more than you and he choose him because she loved him but what about you? You keep going back to Amy but nothing to say. Why it wouldn't not make sense for you to have an affair with her?" River says.
"Because I am marrying you. Right here. Now. Well..tomorrow but that's not the point. I have never looked at another woman since I met you. Not since the Angels. I have never thought about anyone that way people have thought about me. But they never got very far and I would do anything to prove this to you." The Doctor says.
"It's a cover up there it is. What every guy says." Rory tells her.
"You have done enough Rory." Amy says.
"Okay yeah everyone says that point but what if I told you this I don't know how you are going to take this at all but its worth a shot. I have not written my vows or my speech tomorrow because I don't need to write down on a piece of paper what I think about you how much I love you as tomorrow. I will tell you what I really think and how I feel from the top of my head from what I am thinking there and then." The Doctor says.
"Good for you but I can't marry you" River says.
"Why? What have... I don't... I have done nothing wrong." The Doctor says looking as if he is about to break down in tears.
"Because I don't if you can love me for the rest of your life even after I am dead cause we both know I will die first and if you love that much can you promise me there will never be anyone else." River says.
"Yeah I can. I no one will ever understand my madness like you do. No one will ever love me like you do and I love you more because of that I could never love anyone as much as I love you. And no one could ever love me like you. They could try but it would never happen cause I would choose you every time." The Doctor says.
"Just be gone by time I get back downstairs." River says then goes up stairs.
"You did this. Just remember that you did all of this." The Doctor says then goes outside then he come back in about five minutes later and says "I still need to talk to you actually. Now more than ever." The Doctor says to Amy.
"Okay I will be right out." she tells him then the Doctor goes back outside.
"See. I told you. You just can't do it every time he asks you. Just go running to him anything could be going on and you would go straight to him." Rory says.
"You just made his wife split up with him and you are worried because now he want to talk to a friend about it. Just like everyone else does." Amy says.
"Yeah because the way you act. It's like you are not just friends." Rory says.
"Then start trusting me because I am going to talk to him about it whether you like it or not." Amy says then leaves.
The Doctor is sitting next to the TARDIS and Amy comes out and sits next to him.
"So whats the matter then? Talk." she says.
"I can't do this." The Doctor says.
"Do what?" Amy ask.
"See River. I know what is coming because I planned it. I have planned it all and now I don't want to I know I have to. I just wished she never said anything the day I met her would have made this easier for me." The Doctor says.
"Your not, are you?" she says.
"Yeah I am. A week after we get married. It's on her things 'I want to do before I die' list." The Doctor tells Amy and she says "You knew that though."
"Yeah unfortunately. But its a good thing because I know River makes up with me. I just don't know when why or how." The Doctor says.
"You don't want to take her, do you?" Amy says.
"Would you if it was Rory? Want to take him to the last time you are ever going to see him? It's like I am taking her to her death which is something no one should be in charge of." The Doctor says.
"Yeah well just don't take her. Just put it off until you can't anymore." Amy says.
"What do you think I have been doing?" he tells her.
"So why now then?" she asks.
"Cause Strackman Lux came to visit." he tells her.
"Who is that?" Amy asks. "The person who runs the expedition. He came to ask River to go with him she has not said yes yet but she will. I will drop her off after Darillium. I want to see her go its only fair but the screwdriver is not done yet. So he will have to wait for her if its not finished." he tells her.
"Okay well you are going to have to man up and take her then. You don't have a choice." Amy says.
"Time can be rewritten." The Doctor says.
"Then why don't you do that then? Rewrite time?" Amy says then River comes out the door but they don't notice.
"She told me not too. I think she thought that I would try otherwise which I would have. I would have thought I could save her somehow without me dying in the process but no I can't unfortunately." The Doctor says.
"And since when do you do what I ask?" River asks.
"Always and I should not have told you that. Now you know but then I suppose you just split up with me and you said you wanted me gone when you came back so I will just go now. See you around." he says then gets up and unlocks the TARDIS. Then River says "No don't."
"Really? What did I do?" The Doctor asks.
"Nothing. Nothing at all." River says.
"I will go inside see if my husband has calmed down." Amy says then goes inside. Then the Doctor turns around and River walks towards him. "Are you sure?" The Doctor says then River puts her hands around his neck and says "Yes I am." River says then kisses him.
"Okay so the wedding. It still on then?" The Doctor asks.
"Of course but I have one more question." River says.
"What is that?" he asks.
"Why are we still standing here?" River says then they both just smile and the Doctor the kicks the door open with the back of his foot. And River pushes him inside and shuts the door behind them.
"I don't know how this is going to work?" The Doctor says.
"What are you talking about?" River says then he tells her "The whole TARDIS is done up for tomorrow and you don't want to see it...well apart from under the console."
"Well then. Let's go." River tells him then he kisses her and they both walk down the stairs and there is a picnic blanket lying there.
"Doctor? Why is that there?" River asks.
"Like I said... this is all for our wedding... so spoilers." The Doctor tells her.
"But you said this was the only place that never had any spoilers." River says.
"Rule one?" he tells her.
"The Doctor lies." River says then kisses him and then they both lie down.
Amy and Rory are in the living room. "Explain. Now. You are lucky they have made up." Amy said.
"Aw yeah cause nothing can go wrong for him Mr. Perfect." Rory says.
"You do realize he has been through a lot more than you know. Don't start feeling sorry for yourself because his marriage is going well and yours isn't." Amy shouts just as Anthony come down the stairs.
"What?" he says.
"You were not meant to hear that." Rory says.
"Yeah well I did. Who else knows that your marriage is falling apart?" Anthony asks.
"No one and no one else. You need to go back up stairs or go outside. It's up to you but I need to talk to your dad now that you know." Amy says.
"Fine I will be outside." Anthony says then goes outside.
"We need to tell the Doctor and River before anyone else finds out or before he finds out from anyone else." Amy says.
"Why is it more important from the Doctor to hear it from us than River?" Rory asks.
"Because it is. You know what he is like." Amy says.
"Okay well lets go do it now." Rory says then they go outside.
"Come on Anthony. You can all hear it at once." Amy says.
"Okay are they coming out here? Or are we going in there?" Anthony asks.
"We are going in there. Have you been in there before?" Amy asks.
"Yeah." Anthony answers.
"Did you say it was bigger on the inside?" Amy tells him.
"No. Should I have?" Anthony asks.
"Yeah you should have but it's to late now so let's go." Rory says then they go in the TARDIS.
"River! Doctor! We need to talk to you." Amy says. The Doctor and River stop. "What do we do?" The Doctor asks.
"I don't know. We are both half dressed." River says. "Yeah I am aware of that." he tells her.
"I have got a plan." River says.
"What if we just stay really quiet and they might go away." The Doctor says.
"WE WILL BE UP IN A MINUTE!" River shouts.
"Why did you do that?" he asks.
"Because it sounds important." River says.
"Aw your not, are you?" Amy says then River comes up in a dressing gown.
"No what would make you think that?" River says.
"Where is he then?" Rory ask.
"Downstairs."
"Let's go see him then. Shall we?" Amy says.
"Now why would you want to do that?" The Doctor says walking up the stairs fully clothed. Then River looks at him.
"What?" he says.
"That was quick." River says.
"I know." The Doctor tells her then sits on the seat.
"So what is it then?" he asks them.
"Me and Rory are getting a divorce." Amy tells them then the Doctor gets up and goes out the TARDIS.
"Why is he so bothered about this?" Rory says.
"Because he cares about us and he does not want this to happen. You did not have to tell him because after today you are never going to see him again. You could have played along act like you where still a happy couple for one day. Just one day. Is it that hard?" River says then goes out the TARDIS and sees the Doctor lying on the grass, looking at the sky and she walks over to him.
"I am not lying next to you. So stand up." she tells him then he stands up.
"How are we meant to last if they can't? Amy and Rory was my idea of the perfect relationship. The perfect couple and now they are getting divorced. In my mind if they can't work then no one can and the never." he tells her then River hugs The Doctor.
"Don't worry. We will be fine. We won't end up like them. I promise you." River says.
"But you just broke up with me about ten minutes ago. How do you know that we won't end up like them?" he says.
"Because that was the biggest mistake of my life I had been away from you...for what? Five minutes? And I could not cope without you so I don't think I will be leaving you anytime soon." River says.
"Yeah your right. You won't be going anywhere." The Doctor says then kisses River then adds "I won't let you leave me ever again."
"Good cause it was way to easy. See you tomorrow...then...yeah." River says.
"Yeah see you then. I will be waiting." The Doctor says to her.
"I will try not to be late" River says then walks away and The Doctor goes back in the TARDIS.
"I don't care about why you have gotten divorced just don't start anything tomorrow and don't cause any bother, Amy. If you could go to Sarah Jane's with the rest of the woman that would be great and Rory and Anthony go into my house. I am going to do something. Don't worry I will be back in the morning." he tells them and Anthony and Rory leave. And Amy goes up and hugs him.
"Good luck. Don't let her go ever. Don't make her go to the library one day early. Do you understand? Look after my daughter." she tells him.
"I will. Don't you worry." The Doctor tells her then she leaves and he flies the TARDIS
