AN: Thanks to Thats-So-Alex, LoriVampp, blitzholly, Dragonridingattorney43, Alice is my bestest fwend, lilyflower102, Angel4057, Ms. Random, emmettandrose4ever, and Bella Mason-Cullen17!! You guys rock!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or its characters.

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Screen Names:

EagerForEternalDamnation- Bella

100YearOldVirgin- Edward

MommysLittleHelper- Emmett

RoseWithThorns-Rosalie

ShoppingIsMyLife- Alice

EMOtionFeeler- Jasper

BellaWillBeMine- Jacob

DrSparkle- Carlisle

MotherOfCrazyKids- Esme

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EMOtionFeeler: has signed on

ShoppingIsMyLife: has signed on

EagerForEternalDamnation: has signed on

100YearOldVirgin: has signed on

MommysLittleHelper: has signed on

RoseWithThorns: has signed on

BellaWillBeMine: has signed on

DrSparkle: has signed on

MotherOfCrazyKids: has signed on

MommysLittleHelper: greetings people of planet peanut butter!

100YearOldVirgin: um, emmett?

MommysLittleHelper: yes brother?

100YearOldVirgin: peanut butter isn't a planet

MommysLittleHelper: YES IT IS! HANNAH SAID SO!

DrSparkle: emmett, hannah isn't real, she is just a figment of your imagination

MommysLittleHelper: SHE IS TO REAL!

DrSparkle: no, she isn't real, but you know what? if you forget about hannah i will buy you some cotton candy!

MommysLittleHelper: SCREW YOU HANNAH! COTTON CANDY LAND HERE I COME!

MommysLittleHelper: has signed out

DrSparkle: i wonder when he will relise he can't eat cotton candy?

DrSparkle: has signed out

BellaWillBeMine: im bored!

RoseWithThorns: for once i agree with dog boy

BellaWillBeMine: hey blondie, i got another blonde joke for you

EagerForEternalDamnation: here we go again!

BellaWillBeMine: shut up bella this doesn't concern you, anyway

EagerForEternalDamnation: did you just tell me to shut up?

EagerForEternalDamnation: did you just me to SHUT UP?!?! why maybe you should shut ur damn mouth ever think about that!?!

BellaWillBeMine: b-bella, are you ok?

EagerForEternalDamnation: does it look like im ok?!?

BellaWillBeMine: um, well i cant technically see you

EagerForEternalDamnation: well im not ok! i need sugar!

EagerForEternalDamnation: has signed out

ShoppingIsMyLife: i can go buy bella sugar! ooh, shopping! its the most fantabulous thing ever!

ShoppingIsMyLife: has signed out

BellaWillBeMine: yeah, im just gonna go now, i dont really feel like being in a chatroom with a bunch of vamps who hate me, so......bye!

BellaWillBeMine: has signed out

RoseWithThorns: this is so boring! im leaving so i can look at myself in the mirror.....................MY MIRROR! YOU CANT HAVE MY MIRROR NAMED KAREN!

RoseWithThorns: has signed out

100YearOldVirgin: her and emmett are totally meant for each other

EMOtionFeeler: yeah, your telling me

EMOtionFeeler: i just thought of something!

100YearOldVirgin: what?

EMOtionFeeler: alice didn't make me go shopping with her!

ShoppingIsMyLife: has signed on

ShoppingIsMyLife: oh yeah, jazz come on i need you to come with me to see what clothes look fierce and what clothes that look like a blind tasteless hobo would wear, or bella, they both have the same fashion sense!

ShoppingIsMyLife: has signed off

EMOtionFeeler: shit cakes!

EMOtionFeeler: has signed out

100YearOldVirgin: shit cakes?

100YearOldVirgin: has signed out

MotherOfCrazyKids: MY CHICKEN IS IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER!

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AN: So sorry for the delay, and for it being so short. I really don't know what to do with this anymore. If you have any ideas at all please tell me and I will try to fit them into the story. If no ideas come, I may not update for a while, or I might just stop the story here.