Dave/Nepeta crack Fic chapter nine

Nepeta, kick John's ass in Halo ===

"Weee! I win again! Haha!" You shriek happily. You exchange a fist bump with Dave. Karkat covers his ears. "Gog, Nepeta, you are killing my ears!" He says. John frowns. "Can we put it on capture the flag again?" He whines. Dave shrugs. "Sure." John immediately throws himself in Karkat's lap. "I call Karkat!" Karkat rolls his eyes. "Get off of me you nook whiffing fucktard." He says. "Love you too Karkat." John says before kissing Karkat on the cheek. As soon as you start the game, Bro walks in with a clearly drunken Jake. "Ok kids clear out." He says. There is a collective whine. "Bro, you know that it's game night." Dave states. "Then take your games somewhere else." Jake stumbles down the hall and into Dirk's room. Dave gets the idea. "Unless you want to hear my bro fuck his boyfriend senseless, then we should probably go." You jump up and get the games. "Lets all go to my purrrlace!" You squeak happily.

Dave, resist the urge to stare at Nepeta's ass ===

You fail to do so. Nepeta has given up wearing her over sized coat because if the heat and is currently wearing some damn booty shorts. Not that you are complaining. That ass is fine. Stop that! You may or may not have developed feelings for the cat troll. She is kind and funny and beautiful. What isn't to like about her? You reach her apartment way too soon and you are back to playing video games. You work as a great team with her. The pair of you manage to beat John and Karkat multiple times before you call it quits and put on a movie. Karkat and John sit on the floor and talk about the movie. You space out. A weight in your lap awakens you from your blank state. Nepeta looks scared half to death and you don't know why. Then you look at the screen and see that they had changed the movie while you were in a daze, it is now a horror flick. You hug Nepeta and then start petting her. Her whimpers of fear turn into purring. You look at the couple on the floor and see that John is holding onto Karkat for dear life. You laugh internally. Stretching out on the couch, you pull Nepeta closer. She snuggles up to your chest and sighs. You look at Karkat, who is laughing his ass off. " Yo Vantas, put on a different movie. You are freaking Nepeta out. Not to mention that your boyfriend looks like he is about to have a fucking heart attack." Karkat glares at you, unhappy to be interrupted, and you meet his gaze with the infamous Strider poker face. He grumbles and gets up to change the movie. He puts on Con Air, not the best of movie choices. John immediately gets up and goes to pop some popcorn. You sit up and Nepeta re situates herself in your lap.