A/N: My lovely reviewers! I changed my name to Sebby Michaelis as of now! Thanks for 37 reviews and a ninth chapter below is just for you! And the current tally for votes is: Ciel with four, Mittenz and Grell tied with three! Keep voting!
This chapter is based off a role play I did with a couple of friends. (I was Sebby)
Dear dairy,
So we decided to go 'clubbing' last night with William T. (Brittany) Spears. BAD IDEA. It was all good fun at first, dancing, drinking, laughing, until someone gets drunk and crazy. That would have been…ALL of us! Even me! So we were being idiots, so drunk we couldn't think and guess what? I woke up with a ring on my ring finger and a missing glove. So this is what this morning looked like…
Ciel was passed out in the tub, Will was on the floor in front of the couch, Ronnie was on the stairs, Grell was in the front yard, Alois was on a float in the pool and I was on the roof covered in glitter.
So I'm confused to whom I'm married to now…. Oh god… What if it's Alois? I'll jump from this roof right now if it's him! I climbed through the hole in the roof and took in the sights, wow the manor was a wreck! So I went looking for Bocchan and found him asleep in the tub with a hat over his face.
"Bocchan! Get your lazy butt up!" I said shaking him.
"Huh?" he replied.
"Have you seen my glove?"
"Hold on there's something in my pocket" he said reaching back and pulling my glove out of his pants pocket "Look I got a new ring"
"Oh god…"
"What?"
"Bocchan?"
"Yeah?"
"We're…..MARRIED!"
And he fainted. Good grief. Now I sound like Charlie Brown. You see what he made me do!
And now I'm married to a thirteen year old! I'm 257! What will Lizzy say about this? Or worse her mother!
Dramatization of what will happen:
A day before Ciel and Lizzy's wedding…
Ciel: Lizzy I'm married already.
Lizzy: To who?
Ciel:…..My butler….
Lizzy's mother: THAT PERVERT! DID HE MAKE YOU MARRY HIM? I'LL KILL HIM!
Grell: Ciel, I'm gonna murder you! You stole MY Sebas-chan!
Ciel: Hold on a minute….
And no pays attention and that's how you start you a war!
You see how bad of a situation I'm in? And guess what else. Trancy woke up. GREAT… And look at that…He's trying to dig Ciel's eye out with a spork. How sweet… WAIT A FRIGGIN' MINUTE! DIGGING BOCCHAN'S EYE OUT WITH A SPOON FORK?
Well UM dairy…I have to go get a spork out of Bocchan's eye socket. I hope his eye doesn't fall out… that would be creepy… At least he'd still have the pretty one (the violet one)
Sincerely,
Sebastian M.D.W.N.L.T.R.S.F.E.S
Medical doctor with no license to remove sporks from eye sockets
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