Disclaimer:All of the characters are the property of Dick Wolf. I thank him, the writers, the directors and all the great actors who brought them "to life" for our benefit. Any "liberties" I have taken with them is motivated only by my fond admiration (and a few personal quirks I will seek "help" for).

AN: This story is not set within the accepted "canon" for the characters as it is only officially portrayed by the TV series. So I get to "fool around" with them in ways in which they've never been seen, stretch the limits of that and totally suspend the "reality" that is "fiction" to start with…now there's a contradiction in terms!!!

(And yeah Goren I know the proper word for that is oxymoron…well what do you expect when imagination exceeds flexibility…I'll call your chiropractor…)

I've widened my sources beyond IPP…they're cheaper and the spulleng needs less correction…

THE LADIES ROOM : SVU (Manhattan)

Bobby Goren is threatening to sue

About the secrets revealed in this loo.

But I have this compunction

To beat the injunction…

His shorts are all shades of blue!!

Some of them, they used to be white

But Goren's laundry went wrong one night.

His jeans he tossed in

After too much gin,

Thus proving he's not all that bright.

I'm not scared. I'm very relaxed.

So here's an interesting fact.

Stick your tongue in his ear

You'll find it quite clear

And by his bed, a big ball of wax.

Bobby's façade away I am stripping

And on the subject of toenail clippings,

I'm not saying they're tough.

To reveal it's enough

In Denver they're used as road chippings.

And for last I saved this jewel

You might think me being cruel,

But when Goren gets gas

It could kill quite a mass

Or be the next hot bio-fuel.

So here this poem is ending

As papers his lawyers are sending.

My pictorial ace?

Very clear Goren's face

Who, how and over what they were bending.

AN : Well what would you expect from SVU?