Disclaimer:
Ryu: Let's see…what was I going to say again?
Me: Was it 'I don't own anything besides Ryu, Lily, Brook, Gage, Blade, Natz, and Dread?'
Ryu: Not just that, wait I remember now!
Me: What is it?
Ryu: *robotic voice* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Me: …Let's move on, shall we?
"Who do you think will fight next?" Ryu asked his friend Lily.
"I don't know, maybe that new guy, Blade, I think," Lily replied before a beaten up Pit limped towards them.
"Dude, what happened to you?" Jake asked as he walked out of the game room with Eddie.
"This girl beat me up and-" Pit started.
"Wait, back up, back up," Eddie told the angel. "You got beat up by a girl? Geez, it better be Samus."
Pit tried explaining it to everyone without embarrassing himself. "Well I needed to ask Peach a question so I tapped her on the shoulder. Then this girl wearing tight black body armor took out two swords and started beating the crap out of me."
As he said that, Peach and the girl that beat up Pit walked towards them.
"Sorry about that Pit," Peach apologized. "My twin sister Azia thought you wanted to hurt me."
It was surprising how different, yet slightly alike the Toadstool twin's appearances were. They both had long hair except Azia's hair was black. Azia had one blue, one green eye and a long sleeved fiery red jacket that cut at the arm pits. The black haired princess also had a silver belt with a piece of red cloth that looked like a skirt despite the fact it was open up front.
"Wait you have a sister?" Ryu asked as he tried processing the idea that Peach's sister was a badass. "So…, she's your sister?"
"I have a name idiot, it's Azia, or have you already forgotten?" the princess growled viscously at Ryu, who got a little scared for his life.
Jake whispered to his brother Eddie. "Well, now I know a girl who can stand a fight against Samus." His brother silently agreed with him.
"Well I'm going to show Azia around the mansion," Peach told to the group before taking Azia's hand. "I'll see you guys later!"
"Man, to think she's a princess…looks like someone doesn't need to be rescued," Eddie joked once they were out of earshot.
"I feel bad for the people who have to fight her," Ryu said once he calmed down. "But if that means I don't have to fight her then I don't care."
"Wimp," muttered Lily.
"Whatever," Ryu responded after hearing Lily's comment. "I'm going to the flight simulator."
"He's going to die, isn't he?" Jake asked Lily.
"Yep. Definitely. I say four seconds," Lily responded as she took out twenty dollars.
"I say two," stated Eddie as he took out forty-five bucks.
While the others were betting, Ryu was walking downstairs to where the simulator was stationed. Before he got there, he saw Blade there talking to a floating screen in the air. The screen said something to Blade before disappearing out of nowhere after the demon said bye to it.
"What was that?" Ryu asked Blade.
"Oh crap, you know I'm a spy!" screamed a worried Blade.
"Wait, -you're a what?"
The villains were still watching Blade after he signed out.
"Well, looks like I win Ray-ray, you owe me $50" Dominique said to her friend while she held out her hand.
"Wait, let's see what happens," Remi told the assassin.
"Crap! You do know! I can't let you tell!" exclaimed Blade to a confused Ryu while taking out a frying pan that looked suspiciously like Peach's.
"What are you-" Ryu started to say before Blade swung the pan like a bat. The metal pan made a huge clang as it resounded against Ryu's head. The prince got hit so hard that he fell to the ground, unconscious.
Blade then realized what he did and decided to dispose of the body. He took Ryu's arm and started dragging the knocked out prince up the stairs.
"Looks like I still have a chance to win," stated Remi to a disappointed Dominique.
"Man and I wanted to see him get beat up. I wanted the fifty buck too, I could've gotten so much food with that much money," said Dominique sadly.
Suddenly, girl in a black and purple dress came in out of thin air.
"Can I still bet?" the mysterious figure asked.
"DarkZelda?" asked a confused Gage. "Don't you know what's going to happen? And how did you get in?"
"Uh…no…" replied a shifty eyed DarkZelda. "Well I'm going to go now so…bye!" And with that she disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
A few seconds later a boy with four arms covered in chain mail walked in the throne room where he saw a confused Gage, Cyan sharpening some knives before dipping them in a substance that looked like grape juice (it's poison), Tia throwing explosive darts at a picture of two blonde haired girls that looked alike, Remi and Dominique watching someone drag a guy up some stairs, Wrath polishing one of his guns, Riley absentmindedly making black lightning to electrocute a Link dummy, and Jeka trying to take off a red heart necklace that wouldn't come off.
The four-armed boy looked at them before walking calmly toward Gage.
"This is Tabuu's army, right?" he politely asked the king.
Gage shook off his confusion and replied. "Yeah, and you are…"
"Hanibal, don't wear it out," the boy aggressively said.
Hanibal was wearing black, diamond, scale mail that reached his knees and loose brown pants. He had black hair, and blood red eyes with dark skin. On his back were four leather sheaths for his assortment of weapons.
"Great, the recruit is bipolar," Gage incoherently mumbled. "This is just fantastic."
"Why are there holes in the wall?" Hanibal interrupted. Gage didn't know what he was talking about. That was until he turned around and saw huge, flaming holes in about six walls.
Gage sighed. "Now we broke the 6th wall. I didn't even think that was possible."
"Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, that princess blew through some walls with dark magic," Cyan told Gage while she held one of daggers in the light to see if it had enough poison on it. She couldn't tell, so she just dipped the whole thing in the hissing substance again.
"Thanks for alerting me so quickly."
"You're welcome."
While Gage was trying to hold in his exasperation, a six foot tall, golden furred wolf with pale, ice blue eyes and a notched left ear came in. The wolf would've looked normal if he didn't carry a white, wooden staff with a jagged blade on one end.
Jeka noticed it and said to it, "If Blade was here he would love to play fetch with you."
The wolf looked at him funny before Gage calmly asked, "Let me guess, you want to join to?"
"If I can kill the smashers, then yes," replied the wolf. "I'm Scye, by the way."
"Looks like this is really a doghouse now," observed Riley. He then muttered "Stupid Hylian," when after fourteen electrocutions the Link dummy exploded.
"Wow, anger issues much?" Hanibal sneered at Riley before dodging a blue streak of fire aimed at him. The fire still went on and almost burned off Wrath's cloak. Wrath then swiftly took out a pistol and shot it, making a bullet a millimeter next Riley's head.
"Do that again, and the next one goes through your skull," Wrath threatened.
"Ooooh, like I'm scared of some royal brat," Riley replied as he took out his steel katana, ready for a match right there and now.
Gage put his hand up to separate the two guys with a wall of sheer darkness.
"…I'm almost tempted to do Team Building courses," Gage said aloud to no one in particular.
Dominique broke the tension as she asked, "What's Blade doing?"
Apparently, Blade was having trouble finding a broom closet, so he kept on dragging Ryu up the stairs. As he was tugging the prince along, he heard two guys and three girl's voices echoing as he heard footsteps coming closer to him from upstairs. He started panicking then decided to act natural by pushing Ryu back down the stairs, making a black 3DS out of shadows, and playing Starfox in full 3D while walking up the steps.
Brook was talking to Eddie when she saw her brother Ryu at the bottom of a flight of steps with Blade leaning against the railing, not noticing Ryu.
"What happened?" the princess asked Blade.
Blade looked at her confused. "What do you mean?" He turned his head to the right to see Ryu faceplanted on the floor. "What happened?" he asked in surprise.
Brook looked at him for a second. "That's what I'm trying to-you know what, I'll just bring him to Dr. Mario's. Can you help me Eddie?"
"Sure," Eddie obliged as he gave carried Ryu infirmary with Lily, Jake, Lucy and Brook following. Blade decided to follow them secretly through shadows to see what would happen.
While they were walking, Jake was asking questions. "Why is there a bump on his head?" he asked while pointing at the said spot.
Lily examined it before answering. "Looks like he got hit in the head be something. I'm just not sure what. There's an 89% possibility he was hit by something metal."
"Why are being so technical?"
"I wanted to see how it felt like to be Fi."
"Who's that?"
"You didn't play that game yet? I pity you."
"What game?"
Before Lily could say anything, they heard rushing towards them.
"Mama-mia! What-a happened?" he asked the group. So they all explained to the best of their knowledge while the doctor bandaged Ryu's head.
"So, my-a guess is he-a hit his head-a against something metal and-a went to get-a help, but he got unconscious on the way-a here." hypothesized.
"That does sound like Ryu," Brook said. Lily stared at Ryu before walking up to him slowly.
"What are you doing?" Brook tried asking the mage. Lily paid no attention to her as she punched Ryu as hard as she could in the gut, which was pretty hard.
Ryu's eyes then flew open as he jumped off the bed, unsheathing his sword. He partially lowered it when he saw Lily with a smirk on her face.
"What the hell, why did you do that!" Ryu angrily asked Lily.
"You were out cold, so I decided to wake you up," Lily explained, calming evading Ryu's attempts at stabbing her.
"Couldn't you have done it, I don't know, a softer way?"
"I could have."
"But-"
"The other options didn't seem like fun."
"Oh, I'm sorry for ruining you're fun. I'm just unconscious, so you can hurt me as much as you want!"
"Guys, just cool down," Brook finally told them after watching them bicker like a couple.
"What if I don't?" Ryu asked his sister.
"Then this." Brook held up her hand and quickly muttered something inaudible. She aimed her hand at Ryu and she made an orb of ice that got propelled at him. It came at Ryu so fast he couldn't dodge, and as a result, the orb shattered on him while making a bright flash. When the light faded, Ryu whole body except his head was coated in a thick sheet of ice.
"You could've just explained it to me, you know."
"It's easier to do then explain to you."
"…Fine, good point. Can you unfreeze me now?"
"I don't know…"
"I'll promise to calm down."
"Ok, here," Brook said in mock surrender as she walked towards the frozen Ryu. She touched her hand against the ice, making the ice quickly melt, leaving not a drop of water or ice left.
Ryu moved his arm around a little so the warmth would come back.
"Ok, now that I'm better, want to watch the New Year's fireworks?" Ryu suggested.
"Don't people usually watch that with a date?" Lily asked him. Everyone in the room looked back and forth between Ryu and Lily. Lily instantly regretted saying that while Ryu was wondering why they were looking at them.
"Don't you dare bring it up," Lily warned them.
"What are you talking about Lily?" a confused Ryu asked his friend, still not realizing what was happening.
"You guys do look good together," Lucy said, with Jake backing her up.
"Yeah, and you're always together…"
"Can you guys go do 'Love Angel' with someone else?" Lily pleaded.
"Who looks good together?" Ryu asked. Eddie told him,
"Dude, no offense, but you're really slow sometimes."
"I'm faster than Ganondorf!" Ryu protested. Everyone facepalmed.
Brook decided to walk him through it step by step "Ryu, we mean you should go out with Lily."
Ryu looked shocked. "Wait, you guys meant us!"
"Idiot, of course we did."
There was an awkward silence. Ryu decided to exit the infirmary before anything else happened. Blade was waiting outside the door, snickering at the conversation.
"So, do you know what happened to your head?" the demon asked Ryu.
"I don't know, I was just walking then I blacked out. I don't remember anything else."
Blade inwardly sighed in relief.
"I hope you get better. In the mean time, I need to give Peach one of her frying pans she dropped."
Ryu's eyebrows rose. "Peach has more than one frying pan? How do you know?"
"You'll know when you have to go shopping with Peach for three hours straight."
"You've only been here for two days."
"Yeah, so?"
"Man…, that sucks."
"Yeah, well I'll see you later," Blade said as he melted into the shadows just before Lily came quietly through the door.
Ryu noticed her and asked, "Why are you blushing?"
"I'm not blushing, you're just imagining it," Lily retorted as she blushed a bright red. She shuffled her feet uncomfortably before asking Ryu, "So…do you want to watch the fireworks with me?"
"Uh, sure," Ryu agreed. In the infirmary you could hear Brook say,
"See, I told you she would do it," with the sound of Jake muttering and the passing of money.
"Maybe we should go," Lily suggested.
"Good idea."
A few hours later the sun finally set, signaling the start of the fireworks. Everyone got to sit in the huge grassy training grounds behind the mansion that Master Hand transformed so there were blankets spread across the field and a huge table that had a variety of refreshments and food on it.
Fox and Falco's Arwings were on the top of the roof of the mansion with their guns switched with firecracker launchers.
While everyone was waiting for the fireworks, Blade was jerking around with a grenade launcher by pointing it in the sky and shooting at rapid fire.
Snake walked passed Blade and asked Zikyro, "Kid, have you seen my grenade launcher?"
Zikyro just pointed as best as a wolf could to the left where Zelda was talking to Samus, who was actually looking happy.
"Thanks," and with that Snake ran towards the place where he would get beat up. Zikyro took out a camera on a tripod and pressed the record button before walking away to find Ganondorf. She found the evil dwarf drinking some beer while talking to Bowser. Zikyro slowly sneaked up behind the intoxicated Ganon and when he turned she switched his drink before running away.
He didn't notice and took a swig of the drink. Everything seemed fine until Bowser started looking at him funny. He was wondering why until he looked at his hands. For some reason his skin turned a turquoise blue color. Ganon knew he looked weird, but he was still wondering why Bowser was rolling on the floor laughing.
The koopa king, who was still laughing, pointed at Ganondorf's head. Ganondorf slowly reached towards his head and felt something furry. He ran to the punch bowl to see his reflection, and he almost went on a murderous rampage. Sprouting out of his head was a pair of fuzzy yellow bunny ears. Everyone saw him freaking out over his appearance and had a huge laughing spree.
While everyone was trying to contain their laughs to avoid getting Warlock Punched, the Arwing pilots finally got into their vehicles. Fox took off first, strafing to the left while Falco went to the right. Whenever they flew, a trail of mini firecrackers exploded in their wake. They then turned towards each other and dove straight ahead like they were going into a dogfight. Just as they were about to collide, they both did a barrel roll before they shot fireworks to color the sky in hues of red, orange, and yellow.
While this amazing display was happening, Ryu was sitting on one of the blankets with Lily, who slightly leaned against his shoulder.
"This is a pretty good year," Ryu stated as the fireworks started turning into video game characters like Pikachu and Mudkip.
"You're right," Lily said before she looked at the clock on the huge ball drop placed away from the action. "Looks like there's only two minutes left 'till it's 2012."
"You mean the year the apocalypse starts?"
"…Yes Ryu, because it makes so much sense that aliens invade Earth with the zombie virus."
"I was just making sure."
While they were talking Jake and Eddie were betting.
"They're definitely going to kiss," Jake told his brother while he took out five dollars.
"We'll see about that," was all Eddie said as he took out a twenty.
"Come on, can't we just enjoy the fireworks?" Lucy asked as a Metroid shaped firework lit up the sky. Jake obliged and plopped down beside his girlfriend while Eddie looked around to find where Brook was. He saw the princess at the punch bowl and decided to walk over to her.
Will and Coleman were glaring at each other intensely while they sat next to an annoyed Zero Suit Samus. They were competing for Samus' attention while they had a gun and a sword against their throat respectively.
"So, Samus do you want a drink?" Will asked the girl bounty hunter.
"If you do then I'll get it for you," Coleman responded. Samus sighed before using her Paralyzer on both on them and walking away.
While they were stunned an irritated Will told Coleman,
"Dude, you totally ruined my chance now."
"Me?" asked the male bounty hunter. "You were already out of her league a while ago."
When they could finally move they both started to kill each other. Before they could exchange blows, one of Blade's grenades landed at their feet. They glanced at each other quickly before running away from the explosive. The guys safely got out of the grenade's range right before it exploded.
While catching their breath they saw Blade who was still shooting grenades.
Will paused before holding out his hand grudgingly at Coleman.
"Truce?"
The bounty hunter considered it before reaching towards Will's outstretched hand a shaking it. So the duo calmly walked towards the unknowing demon, their weapons aimed right at Blade's parts.
During Blade's death by Coleman and Will, Lily smiled at Ryu. At the same time, the show ended with a double rainbow and everyone's picture made of fireworks. After everyone's applause, the Starfox pilots landed their Arwings in the open portion of grass as the drop ball lit up brightly, the counter ticking down from thirty seconds.
"I wonder what's going to try to kill us next year," Lily pondered.
"Probably some rabid monkeys or something," replied Ryu. "Good times."
The others were counting down the seconds to midnight.
"15!"
"I'm still surprised we haven't died yet. Especially you, Ryu."
"14!"
"Well, considering all the times you beat me up, almost dying gets normal after a while."
"13!" Lily and Ryu didn't know what else to say to each other, so they started counting with the others. While they started counting in the single digits, Lily turned back at Ryu before suddenly leaning closer. Before the prince could react, Lily punched him playfully in the shoulder before lying back on the red blanket she was on.
"Just make a New Year's resolution to not die," Lily told Ryu.
"No promises, but I'll try."
Lily shrugged. "Close enough."
"HAPPY NEW YEARS!" everyone shouted as the clock reached zero, making the ball lower down with sparks flying everywhere.
While everyone was cheering and hugging each other happily, a drunken Snake was trying to get Samus to kiss him, causing the bounty to walk away in disgust.
"Ok, Blade, you see your target?" Will asked the demon he and Coleman had just killed.
Blade nodded. "Yeah. So all I have to do is hit him and I get a cookie?"
"That's the plan."
So Blade got ready the grenade launcher he stole from Snake and did something unbelievable, he aimed carefully and accurately.
Coleman shouted, "Hey, Snake!" to make the spy turn to their direction. "Now," he ordered Blade.
Blade swiftly pulled the trigger to send a sticky grenade at Snake's groin.
It took a few seconds for Snake to process what was happening.
"Oh sh-" he started to say, but the grenade exploded, making him fly as far and high as Team Rocket.
"We found your grenade launcher!" Will shouted. He turned to Blade. "Looks like he doesn't want it back, so you can have it. And here," he said as he tossed a bag of cookies at the ecstatic Blade.
While Blade starting nomming on cookies, Coleman asked Will,
"You know, tomorrow I'm definitely going to kill you again."
"I figured that much," Will responded.
"And we all live happily ever after!" exclaimed Blade randomly. "Except for trolls, trolls never live happy."
"Wow, that's actually true," Coleman said surprised.
"Did you know that if you squeeze an ostrich hard enough, it sounds like a bagpipe?"
"I take my comment back."
"Thank you!"
"…I'm just going to kill you now."
"Fine, let me just end the story first."
"What are you talking about?"
"Bye audience!"
"Wait-"
Finally, end of my New Year's chapter! I was lazy for the past few days, I wanted to play Skyward Sword since it's awesome. You can do so many things in Skyloft, I *SPOILER*got to destroy a chandelier and a woman's antiques!*SPOILER END* I tried to write this as fast as I could for New Year's, so there might be a few spelling errors. In case you guys are wondering, Ryu is very bad in romance, so...yeah he's very slow in that topic. Also, I do not believe in the apocalypse, after all the world has 'ended' about ten times already. Almost forgot, I'm going to make another story about my Oc's backstories in depth so you can understand the characters more. Let's see…
Oc Owners:
ShadowOfHeart: Jake and Eddie Heart, Lucy, Jeka
C.C: Zikyro, Scye
Ikerulesall: Will
Hewhoisawesome: Coleman Franchek
Kurayami Angel: Cyanide "Cyan" Torq
Phil The Persona Guy: Hanibal
ObiwanDS: Riley Archer
rene10: Princess Azia Toadstool
TheLifeFlower: Wrath
Shikishima: Remi Jayland, Dominique Soleil
Leixym: Malitia "Tia"
I think that's it, so Happy New Years!
