Android 24: (Walks in) Hey guys I'm back!!

Trunks: Greeeeeat.

Android 24: (Grabs Trunks and smooches him on the lips) Hey honey!

Trunks: Ack!!!

Android 24: Oh I'm not that bad of a kisser Trunks, and i'm also not that badly "equiped" either. (Shows off the black dress she's in)

Trunks: (Mouth opens and closes continuously)

Android 24: See I'm not that bad looking am I?

Goku: Okay, Okay can we get onto the questions now and stop talking about your body?

Android 24: Sure! (Pulls out straws)


A While Later:

Android 24: Yay! I got the short straw!

Everyone: Thank Dende.

Android 24: Okay here goes!

Disclaimer: Everything resembling dragonball and the likes belongs to the creators, I own nothing.


raditz's son:

Evil is good!

Trunks- Have a castle! (It's the new stage.) Also don't kill anyone unless 24 or me say so.
Bulma- Watch the tape! ( I make her watch.) Now will you marry Raditz? He has made over 60 million dollors! How much has that bum husband of your's made?
Vegeta- You have no wife!
Chi-Chi - (I telport her to the torture chamber in the castle.) Trunks begin the torture!
Goku- Do you miss being evil?
24- You are invited to the wedding!

Evil Trunks: Thanks! (Walks into the castle) Now I play the waiting game!!

Bulma: (Watches the tape) Uh still no thanks, although Raditz may be rich, he's also weak compared to Vegeta.

Vegeta: I do too have a mate!!

Chi-Chi: Oh (Censored) (Is teleported to the castle's torture chamber.)

Evil Trunks: Why Chi-Chi, fancy seeing you here! (Begins to torture Chi-Chi as her screams are heard from outside the castle)

Android 24: (Pulls out a monitor to watch the torture) Now this I gotta see!

Bulma: You are sick 24!!

Android 24: I know, but I can't help it, I get pleasure from peoples pain, why do you think I destroyed West City before I brought you all here?

Goku and Bulma: YOU WHAT!!!

Android 24: (Sarcastically) OOOOPS did I let that slip?

Goku: (Reads question) No I don't!

Android 24: Who's wedding. Cuz from what I heard, Bulma and Raditz aren't getting married.


Sailor Star Mars:

hmm, first things first

(blows up chichi and bulma)

Mirai Trunks: this has gone on long enough (makes it so he's not evil anymore and whatever happens, no one will be able to turn him evil ever again) now that that's over with (gives lollypop) enjoy

24: (gives big lollypop) im just being kind

Vegeta: do you like fish? (hugs) you are cool

Goku: (gives fish) i like being nice to people like you.

Chichi and Bulma: (blows up three times over) i was bored lol

Goku again: (hugs) you are cool as well

Chi-Chi and Bulma: Wha... (Are blown up)

Evil Trunks and Vegeta: Woman!!

Android 24: (Revives Bulma)

Bulma: Thanks 24 (looks around) what about Chi-Chi?

Android 24: What about the harpy?

Bulma: Come on 24 revive her!

Android 24: (Crosses arms) Fine! (Waves hand and revives Chi-Chi)

Chi-Chi: What took you so long?!

Android 24: I could have not revived you at all you harpy!

Chi-Chi: How dare you, only that scum Vegeta may call me that!

Vegeta: Scum! (Looks at 24)

Android 24: Go ahead Vegeta.

Vegeta: (Grins evily then blows up Chi-Chi)

Android 24, Vegeta and Evil Trunks: Hehehehehe!!!

Bulma and Goku: (Looks at the trio shocked)

Android 24: (Revives Chi-Chi)

Chi-Chi: When I get my hands on you Vegeta!

Vegeta: Try it Woman!

Android 24: Guys, Guys, we have more questions to answer from this reader!

Evil Trunks: (Gets turned good again) Thanks!

Android 24: (Huggs and kisses Trunks) Yay Trunks, You're back to normal, my darling husband!!

Mirai Trunks: Uhhh, Hey! Look! Something shiney!!

Android 24: WHERE! (Runs in the direction Trunks pointed)

Everyone: (Anime Sweatdrop)

Vegeta: I don't care what type of food it is as long as it's edible! (Gets hugged) Gah!!!

Goku: Yay fish!!! Uhhhhh, one question...what's fish?

Everyone: (Anime Falldown)

Android 24: (Runs back) Hey you tricked me!!!

Mirai Trunks: Uh-Oh

Android 24: I'm gonna...(Is given lollipop) Yay a lollipop!!

Chi-Chi and Bulma: (Are blown up three times over and are then revived by 24) Why do people have to blow us up all the time!

Android 24: Because Chi-Chi's a B- and you're a smart B-!

Chi-Chi and Bulma: Hey!!!

Goku: (Get's hugged again) Yay!!! I'm cool!!

Android 24: Spell cool, then Goku

Goku: Uhhhhh spell no.

Android 24: My point is proven.


Terrific Tina:

Goku: How can u be so clueless and how does ur IQ jump by at least 30 points in battle? I love u anyway:gives him a fish:

Chi-chi: Must u bother poor Goku? Can't u see he loves fighting?

Bulma: I believe the part about the heat. No one in their right mind would go after Vegeta willingly. :gives a cake: Love ur attitude!

Vegeta: Leave Goku alone! This much obssession is not healthy! For all we know, you probably stalk Goku!

24: You rock! Keep up the good work:gives a strawberry lollipop: Also, can I have Vegito? You have no need for him, so give him to me! I love him!

Goku: Uhhhhhhh, what's IQ?

Android 24: (Slaps forehead) good Dende, i have never met someone so moronic, and I've met my share of morons!

Goku: (Flashes Son grin)

Goku: Yay more fish! (Eats fish whole)

Android 24: (Covers mouth in an about-to-puke manner.) I think that was the sickest thing i have ever seen!

Everyone but Goku and 24: That's not the worst of it.

Android 24: (Pukes)

Chi-Chi: I "bothered" Goku, as you so blatantly put it, because I did not want Gohan to grow up under the influence that fighting was going to get him the things he wants in life, I did want my son to grow up into a Karate-Bum like his father!

Android 24: And look where that's got you, you old hag, you have a son who hates you, a husband who left you for a better woman, and the whole world hates you, congratulations you old B-!!

Chi-Chi: Why you!

Android 24: (Gathers energy for a blast) One more peep out of you, you harpy unless to answer a question and you as good as dead!!

Chi-Chi: (Shuts mouth)

Bulma: Well actually, you should try it some time, it almost makes up for the fact that he's short, my god they can be so ROUGH in bed!

Android 24: And we all know you like it when "things" get rough.

Bulma: How dare you! (Slaps 24)

Android 24: The pain! The horror! My Pancreas! My Intestines!!

Goku: Uh isn't your intestines down there?

Cegeta: Leave her alone, she's being pathetic. And i do not stalk Kakarot!!

Android 24: Yay another lollipop, and although i don't have Vegito here, i could summon one from another dimension and give him to you! (Summons Vegito and gives to Tina) Enjoy!


Clare-stovold:

24: (Bakes a giant thank you cake) Thank you for jumping infront of the water! (Gives cake) My treat for you! XD! (Gives a zillion dollars) Thanks again!

Goku: (Hugs and kisses) I got you a big dinner! (Gives 10 course dinner) Yay!

Chichi: (Still laughing like mad) Y-y-your (Starts laughing again) Ok (Calms down) If you can solve this riddle then i will not kill you, ok here it is: I will go away but in no time come back, i make alot of sound and make everyone sad i cheat in everythjing, what am i?

Trunks: O.O! Are you still evil!?!?!?!?! Uhh...(Makes him un-evil)

Vegeta: Oh, so now im a wimp huh? Well, to proove you wrong: (Goes Ultra-saiyan and my hair goes spiky and dark blue and my eyes go red) Now, i'll give you a five second head-start! (I count to five them beat him up, really bad) What's wrong Veg-head! Can't handle a girl!?!? You don't have to go easy on me, i can kill you any day...

Bulma: Uhh...ok...i didn't really understand what you said in the last chapter but uhh...have this...(Gives a timey-whimey detector) I'm not sure what it does but i stole it from someone called: The Doctor...

(The Doctor runs in)

(Doctor: Come back theif!)

(Me: EEP! (hugs and kisses goku then runs for her life))

(Doctor: I won't let you get away again! (Runs after her))

BUBI!

Android 24: Anytime Clare, I can't possibly, willingly, allow Goku to go back to that B- of an ex-wife of his and can't willingly let you be unhappy! (Takes cake) Yay Thanks!! Oh and money too? Wonder how much Zeni this should ring in?

Bulma: 9,868,991,903,888,999,222,44.44 Zeni!

Android 24: You just can't help yourself can you?

Bulma: Well you wanted to know!

Android 24: Yeah but, my god that was just bizzare!

Goku: Thanks Clare! (Eats food)

Chi-Chi: Ummmmmm (Scratches head) I'm gonna need a hint!

Mirai Trunks: Nope I'm not evil anymore, but thanks Clare!

Android 24: Thank Dende you're not evil anymore, if you were then when we go and "do it" you would probably blow me up in the first few seconds!

Mirai Trunks: (Eye twitches) "Do it"?

Android 24: Yeah, I mean come on you didn't think we were gonna be married and not go on a honeymoon did you?

Mirai Trunks: (Faints)

Android 24: God, I must be drop dead gorgeous today if he's fainting already

Vegeta: (Stares in awe at Clare then runs and gets beat to a bloody pulp) Ugh...Point...Taken...you...win...(Dies from blood loss)

Android 24: That was interesting, too bad I didn't video tape it so I could blackmail Vegeta in the future! (Revives Vegeta)

Bulma: Uh thanks(Examines the contraption) Ooooooooh It's a Time Distortion Ray Gun!!

Android 24: I'll take that! (Takes the Time distortion...thingey) Bye Clare!!

Bulma: Hey give it back!!

Android 24: Not a chance, I've read the fics! You test these things on your friends!

Everyone except Bulma and 24: (Exchange nervous glances)


Maric:

Chichi: Did you really mean what you said. Do you hate Goku that much? Perhaps you need another trip in time as Goku see how you really treat him through his eyes.

Chi-Chi: Yes I mean what I said, and the "trip" will not be nessisary, I don't want the Bakayarou back!!!

Unknown Audience: (Gasp!!!!!)

Chi-Chi: Yes, there I said it, I don't want Goku back!!!!!

Android 24: Who are you and what have you done with the harpy we all know and hate?!!!


Skyla:

24: Your welcome sweetie! Now with the new money you acquire, you can take yourself to Victoria Secret and buy your self some of that sexy lingerie. You will be so irresistible that he wont be able to keep his hands of you ( BTW good luck with that, because we all know of a sayin's appetite, lol)!

Trunks: Now stop being so serious and relax, the Androids from your world have been destroyed and there is no more danger threatening your future world! Listen, you're a married man now, whether you like it or not! This I how these fics work: you get some crazy obsessed fans (like me), who review and put you in some very compromising situations. So deal with it! Look at your wife 24, are you going to deny that you don't think she is attractive? Ask her out for diner, and get to know your mate (hands him a unlimited visa check card, for his and his mates restaurant of choice)!

Vegeta: As much as I find you sexy, I am going to have to refuse your request of annulling your son's marriage; sorry babe, but he is staying married to 24! BTW, I really am sorry I smacked your butt (gives puppy dog; choices to pinch his arse this time) ;0) Anyways, congrats about admitting your love for your mate; dare I say, but it was so sweet of you Vetable Head (lol)! Moving on, had M. Trunks had come to instead and revealed his identity, would you still have mated Bulma? In other words, why Bulma? Listen because you have been such a doll face throughout this whole process I am going give your made a visa check card, so she can accompany 24 to Victoria Secrets! (Hey don't scowl at me, we both know you'll like that; I see you smirking, don't try to hide it!).

Bulma: Lol, I thought so too! I got a quick question: mind sharing him, with oh lets say: ME! Well, how do you feel now that you know how your husband truly feels about you? Here you go: hands over an unlimited visa check card (although she is already filthy rich) so you can go shop with 24 at V.S. (now buy something exotic for that sexy Prince Sayin of yours!)

Chi Chi: Aight , listen here B- this is why your a is now divorce, because your a stuck up wh, who only knows how to make other peoples life miserable! Face it you skank, your not who you use to be when you first met Goku,: your not that little charming head strong girl we all use to know and kinda love, your are now a raging lunatic! GET HELP!

Goku: Stay with Clare, she knows how to treat you, unlike your bing ex-wife! Congrats on your new blessed union! (Gives Clare a check card as well, enjoy!)

Android 24: (Shreeks a loud, happy, girly shreak) Thanks Skyla for the idea!!!

Mirai Trunks: (Whispers to Skyla) Okay fine she's attractive but how am I supposed to say it? My father's here and I'm usually perceived as the serious one.

Android 24: Well If you would just stop caring about what people thought honey, then you wouldn't have this problem.

Mirai Trunks: What the hell?!

Android 24: (Points to her ears) Super hearing honey.

Vegeta: Curse you human!!! (Gets arse pinched) ARRGHHHH!!! (Reads the rest of the statement, then his cheeks go red and smirks) I...I...would not!!

Android 24: Oh SUUUUURE you won't Vegetable-Head!!

Vegeta: Stop calling me that!!!

Bulma: Uh sorry but no, he's all mine! (Laughs Manically) Thanks!!!

Android 24: Sweet now me AND Bulma are goin shoppin!!

Bulma and 24: (Happy squeal)

Vegeta: Good lord! put a lid on it you two!!!

Chi-Chi: (Begins shouting things that are too hard to make out) And further more!!!( Continues her ranting) So there!!!!

Android 24: Uhhhhhh Chi-Chi, If you're gonna insult someone, make sure they can understand you next time!!!

Goku: Oh no worries I will, in fact, that love potion wore off a few chapters ago, I'm in control of myself.

Everyone: (Mouths drop)

Android 24: He...He...actually managed to...trick us!!!!

Vegeta: Kakarot did something intelligent!!!! (Passes out)

Goku: What?! So what if I out smarted you? I've made everyone think that I'm stupid for years haven't I?

Android 24: WHAT!!

Goku: You seriously think that I'm stupid?! Nope it's all been an act!!!

Android 24: I think Bulma and I better go and grab Clare and go shopping before I have a brain anuerism! (Grabs Bulma and creates a portal dissapering through it)

Mirai Trunks: Well...that certainly was interesting, but seriously, Goku, was that all an act? I mean you being dumb and all?

Goku: Yep!!!

Mirai Trunks: Now I've heard everything, and thanks Skyla for the advice! I think I will ask my "Wife" out to dinner when she gets back, and if she's lucky, that won't be the only thing I "invite her to do" (Smirks a Vegeta smirk)


Author's Note: