UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 9 ======================================================================================X
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. What the fuckity fuck did I just do?
"Sure!" she answers, finally regaining control of herself. "Now? Or after our date? Oh my gosh! We could totally be the real life Dharma and Greg! I bet we'd get our own show! "
"Uh…wait, seriously?" I ask. I mean, I know this girl is 'The One.' Not only is she smokin' hot with her fineass...well…ass and her huge, voluptuous titties, but more importantly she just compared bowling to sex.
That's motherfucking perfection right there. Right... Right?!
What's she want with me?
"Sure! I know a guy…"
A/N: FYI...a marriage proposal before they've exchanged last names is not sane... xx HT
