A/N: Love it? Hate it? It's whatevs. Just enjoy it. :)

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DO NOT OWN NARUTO, DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS-ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, or FRIENDS REFERENCE HERE.


Let me know that I've done wrong,
When I've known this all along,
I go around a time or two,
Just to waste my time with you.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret,
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you`ll be just another regret,
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret,
Who has to know?

Dirty Little Secret-The All American Rejects

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"Sa-Sakura, I don't know if I can do this," Hinata was forcibly being dragged by the pink haired girl towards the ramen stand.

"I am going with my contract," Sakura muttered impatiently, but smiled, "you can't complain if I'm trying to help you. Now, Naruto is going to be here, so look cute!"

Hinata was then left alone, as Naruto came up, surprised to see her sitting there.

"Uh, hey, Hinata" he scratched his head and grinned, "do you mind me eating with you today?"

"Oh, um, not at all," she looked down at the table as the boy took a seat next to her.

They both ordered their preferred dish and waited in an awkward silence. Naruto couldn't take it anymore and grabbed the poor girl by the shoulders to look at him.

"Hinata," he gazed intensely, "I need to tell you this because the opportunity was wasted at your party."

She squeaked and nodded, turning redder by the minute because of his hold on her.

"Dang it, Hinata," Naruto gritted his teeth, "I wanted to tell you that I lov-"

"I'm sorry."

Both teens turned to the source of that voice.

Tell me all that you've thrown away


Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. "Do you smell that?"

Ino looked over to Kiba, who was busily sticking his nose up in the air to catch whiffs of who knows what. She curled her lips in disgust and decided to ignore him, her eyes trailing back to her magazine.

"No, we don't smell anything," Shikamaru was sitting beside the blonde haired girl, looking up at the clouds and contemplating how life is so…what's the word? Troublesome. Ha.

"Are you sure?" Kiba crinkled his nose, frustrated at not be able to pinpoint the exact smell. "I just feel like, trouble is in the air."

Ino finally looked up and glared at him, "That's the stupidest and most cliché statement I have ever heard."

The dog teen glared back and ignored her comment, sighing heavily and looking at the cup in front of him.

The four teens, Chouji was eating mind you, were lounging in the wrought iron chairs outside a bistro, enjoying the crispy weather that Konoha had to offer that day. Although no one besides Kiba wanted to voice it, there was indeed something troubling today. What could it be?

Find out games you don't wanna play


"Tenten, if you could please just list-"

"No!" she turned around to face the boy, "I'm tired of wanting to listen, Neji! Don't you get it? I like you, okay? I like you a lot, but you just had to go and be stupid! I don't care if Sasuke suggested you to do what you did. You still went along with it!"

The girl turned around, walking into the busy part of Konoha and towards the bistro. She exhaled a stressful air, ignoring Neji as he followed her.

The teen was distraught. Neji felt terrible and if there was any way to make it up to her, now would be a good time to do it. Okay, go Neji!

…I'm waiting….

Still waiting, Neji. Gosh damn it.

He clenched his jaw, scolding himself at the complexity of the situation and sheer stupidity of his actions. He couldn't help it. All he wanted to do was get rid of the girl and confess to Tenten. Was that so hard?

"Look, Tenten-"

"I don't want to hear it, Neji!"

You are the only one that needs to know-


It had been a whole week since the incident with Lee and Sakura, and walking towards the busy shopping strip of Konoha, Sasuke was indeed troubled. Flowers weren't enough to be forgiven by Sakura, and the fact that she avoided him at all costs just made him angry even more. He couldn't understand why she was mad. Apparently his rules worked so well right? So well in fact, that Sakura might actually have a thing for Lee. Why? How is that even possible?

The grumpy Uchiha continued his languid pace, unaware of the four teens watching him carefully from the bistro. Sasuke knew what he had to do and that involved…apologizing to not only Sakura, but…EW…Lee. He gulped quietly, his mouth going dry at the prospect of having to say, "Sorry." He knew what else he had to do as well. If he was to gain back the cherry blossom's trust, he'd had to give up the one thing he tried so hard to keep. No, not his pride. But nice try. I mean if I was a reader and not the writer, I would say pride.

No. He was going to give up Sakura. *Gasp.

"I don't want to hear it, Neji!"

Looking up, Sasuke found himself standing in between the two argued teens, blinking perplexedly at the scene before him. Tenten took a glowered look at the Uchiha before making her way towards the four teens at the bistro. *Insert tumbleweed roll.

Neji sighed as Sasuke caught site of the one person he was looking for. Before he could utter a single word, the poor raven haired boy got cut off by the raw emotion and curse words thrown at him. For the sake of the children, the word "happy" will replace all bad words.

"How dare you, you "happy" bastard!" Lee made his way over to the two bitter ninjas, "You "happy" broke Sakura's fragile heart! It was enough for you to "happy" mess around with my "happy" life, but did you have to go and "happy" ruin Sakura's as well? Who in the "happy" do you think you "happy" are? Is? Are…?" Lee huffed and puffed and he blew the house…wait a minute, wrong scene.

The ninja continued to seethe lividly, glaring angrily at Sasuke. The Uchiha glared back, and now Neji was in the middle. Eff.

"I was looking for you," Sasuke impassively stared past Lee, "I wanted to tell you that I'm….sorry."

Say what?

I'll keep you my dirty little secret…

The whole strip side of Konoha was in utter silence. Chouji stopped munching on his BBQ ribs to gape at the Sharingan wielder. Sasuke clenched his jaw and muttered another "sorry" before raking his hand through his hair.

"Look, you win," Sasuke exhaled, "You can have Sakura. It's obvious that you like her and she likes you, and the whole world goes round happily and you two are meant for each other."

"Oh! A twist!" Ino threw her magazine on the table and placed her chin on her hands to listen. We now find the three boys at the table watching as well. Oh, and the entire Konoha citizen on the strip. (P.S. it was super crowded that day, just sayin')

Lee held a blank look as Neji, bewildered at Sasuke's assertion, took a step back. The silence became even more unbearable and thick as Sasuke waited for Lee's response. But we don't get to hear his response. Why? I'll tell you why! Because we instead hear a sad chuckle from behind Sasuke.

"So that's it, Sasuke?" Sakura made her way over to the boys, "You're just going to "give" me away, like that?"

"Oh snap!" Chouji's jaw dropped, his ribs forgotten.

"Sakura-"

"Don't "Sakura" me!" her fists balled up, "So what? After you decide you had enough of playing with me, you decide it's time to throw me to Lee?"

By now, Naruto and Hinata made their way over to the ruckus, unaware of the unfolding drama.

"It's not like that," Sasuke muttered, not liking the attention he was receiving.

"Then, what? Am I too fat for you? Was I thought pathetic that you had to play games with me?" Sakura couldn't help the tears that piled in the corner of eyes. After all this time and effort, Sakura felt the boy before her had now made it clear. She was just a toy. She could never just catch a break, can she?

The medic continued to yell and sob as the rest of the citizens and teens stared sadly. Except one. Oh yeah. Suffice to say, one person had enough of Sakura spilling her heart out.

"Enough! Stop yelling at Sasuke because you were also playing Lee and pretending to be a turn off to him as well!" Hinata quickly covered her mouth and stared in fear of Sakura.

*GASP* from the Konoha citizens were heard.

"Wow!" Tenten uttered as she looked over to Sakura, who was now in shock of the secret.

Hinata started to stutter incoherent words, and flushed an apologetic look towards the girl, who was seeping mad now.

"Well…" Sakura was now flustered, starting at Sasuke who was smirking coyly, "Naruto told me to do it, and Hinata has been having naughty dreams concerning whip cream, cherries, and YOU, Naruto." She threw her own hand to her mouth as Shikamaru choked on his coffee.

*GASP*

"Whoa there, girl!" Kiba whistled heartedly, but stop when he caught Neji scowling at him.

Naruto, stunned, looked over to his right at Hinata. Err…never mind, he looked down. She fainted. It took five seconds for Naruto to process what Sakura said before he opened his mouth in horror and blush fiercely.

"Gah! Sakura, why?" Naruto shrieked.

"It was an accident," Sakura placed her head in her hands, ashamed.

"Oh an accident?" Naruto bent down to steady Hinata, "how about this for an accident? During a mission one time, Sakura repeatedly moaned Sasuke's name in her sleep and kept saying "faster!"

*GASP* one of the elders shook his head disapprovingly.

"Oh dear," Ino nervously bit her nails as the clouds started to rumble and thunder.

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled and looked up at Sasuke, who was bewildered and flushing slightly. "Tenten, why did you tell him?"

The bun haired ninja was the only girl on that mission with Sakura, and she bit her lip sadly and tapped her foot rapidly in apprehension.

"You want to play secrets?" Sakura straightened up her posture, "when Tenten went to Suna, she got super drunk and decided to throw her black and white polka dotted bra on one of the wires!"

Gaping widely, Tenten took a step backwards in shock.

*GASP*

"That was your bra?" Shikamaru stared in embarrassment, and avoided looking at her.

"Wait a minute, there was only one other person with me-"Tenten stopped, and glared at Neji. "Hyuuga! You are dead meat!"

Neji stopped in his tracks, cursing inwardly for not leaving beforehand. He turned around slowly to meet the eyes of his murderer. The citizens are now murmuring and we can see that some have taken the liberty to take a seat and eat some snacks while watching.

"I didn't realize it was a secret, Tenten," Neji quietly offered, but failed.

"Oh of course not," she replied coolly and crossed her arms, "You know, just like how you having a third nipple isn't a secret either!"

*GASP*

Naruto inwardly gagged, befuddled at the new information. Sasuke stifled an actual snort, staring sadly at the Hyuuga.

"You bitch…" Neji retorted slowly, earning a smug look on Tenten's face.

"Seriously, dude?" Kiba got out of his seat and went towards Neji, along with Shikamaru and Ino. "Let me see!"

"Yeah, whip it out!" Ino smiled widely.

"Get away from me, it's nothing special!" He avoided the clustered crowd forming towards him, but to no avail. Realizing that the hoards of questions were going to be the death of him, Neji decided to bring out the big guns. No not that kind, you sick person!

"AH! Sasuke and Sakura got drunk in Suna as well and got married! And they haven't gotten it annulled yet!"

*GASP!*

Kakashi came in at the wrong time, hearing the last secret, and proceeded to drop his precious orange book for the first time. His…"eye" widened and he quickly picked up his book and turned the corner. Well, I guess we can see who told that secret.

"If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me," Neji smirked evilly, quite proud of his actions.

The Uchiha was now glaring hatefully and began to summon his Chidori.

"Wait a minute," Sakura stared at Neji, "you told me you got it annulled for us when we asked you for help!"

Ino shook her head, "you're lame, forehead. You have to have both parties to sign the papers to get annulled."

Sakura, shocked, looked down at the ground, embarrassed at how this situation was turning out to be.

"I can't believe you guys are still married," Shikamaru shook his head in disappointment.

"I can't believe you have a third nipple," Kiba giggled at a hateful Neji.

"I can't believe I was flirting with a married woman," Lee stared, horrified at the scene. "Look at us! Look at what we have done! Because of me, everyone's secrets are out in the open!" With that, Lee turned around and quickly ran off, wanting so much to be wiped off the face of the earth.

Quietly, the citizens returned with their busy work, conversing about the new gossip among the teens. Hinata finally came through, and blushed as Naruto offered to take her home.

Awkwardly, Sakura turned around quickly when Sasuke grabbed her wrist.

"Please, talk to me, Sakura," Sasuke pleaded, his eyes filled with remorse.

"Why bother? You toy with me and we're still married!" she hissed, "Why don't I go home to make dinner for us, honey?"

She yanked her wrist away and continued onwards, leaving a frustrated Sasuke alone on the busy strip center.

Who has to know?


A/N: So some major secrets just spilled and Sasuke is STILL left with nothing. No sakura and what is this? He's STILL married to her? Neji is a butt. :) In any case, one more chapter people. And it's over! :( Sad day. Not really.

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