prompt from OTP Prompts on tumblr: Imagine your OTP fighting over a box of oreos.
A/N: I am laughing at this so much omg! It just got out of hand.
It started off innocent enough.
Emma went shopping and came home with groceries. She didn't expect World War III to break out between her and Killian. Her pirate boyfriend and her were literally staring each other down over a box of oreos.
"Killian just give me the cookies and no one will get hurt," Emma asked gently. Her fingers drumming on the kitchen counter where the last pack of oreos were in the box she bought.
She stepped out a few hours after getting groceries to take a call and break up a bar fight down at the Rabbit Hole, and came back to find that Captain Freaking Hook ate all the oreos but half a pack. And after having to push drunks apart and enduring them vomit in the back of the patrol car, she needed some cookies to curl up with and watch some well deserved television.
"I doubt that highly love," He said smirking. His lips still had some chocolate from the cookies on them.
"Just give me the cookies Jones!" Emma tried to reach for them, but Killian grabbed them first.
That's where it got worse. Emma reached to grab the box, but Killian moved it away and hurried off upstairs to her bedroom. She ran after him, yelling 'there was nowhere to run', completely in Sheriff mode.
She reached the top, just in time to hear her bedroom door slam. She jingled the doorknob. Damn. Now she was mad she taught him how to lock her bedroom door.
She banged on the door, "Hook!"
Killian was chuckling inside as he ripped open the rest of the pack of cookies with the tip of his hook. Emma only called him by his moniker when she was mad at him nowadays. He guessed him stealing her chocolate covered sandwich cookies counted for her anger towards him. Oh well, he was a pirate. It's not like he wasn't use to getting in trouble for stealing.
"You have three seconds before I kick this door down!"
Killian smiled even brighter. He would get to eat these delectable treats and watch his Swan chase him. He popped a cookie into his mouth, before standing up. He adjusted the cookie box against his chest, as he used his good hand to hold onto the doorknob.
"One...two...three!" Emma moved back to kick the door, but it came flying open. The moment she took to step back and ran forward, she almost fell at the sudden movement. She barely caught herself before almost doing a split.
She looked up to see the pirate snickering as he looked down at her. She glared at him and eyed the oreo box. To show how unfazed he was, he popped another oreo in front of her in his mouth.
Emma let out a low growl, as she reached up to grab the box, but Killian moved it away. He used his good hand to take her by the waist and hold her close to his side, but kept the cookies tucked under his arm, out from her reach.
"Now, now Swan. It's not nice to take things. Especially from pirates."
"Oh please you stole it first!" she said, trying to grab it at the box.
"True," He said looking at the cookies, "But if you can trade me something for them, we can come to some sort of arrangement,"
Emma was not about to arrange anything with him after he stole her oreos, but then a thought came to her mind, "I have something."
"Aye, what is it love?"
Emma held out her hand, "Need a cookie to show you."
Killian quirked an eyebrow, before letting her go to reach in the box. He handed her the treat. Emma had saw that Killian was eating the oreo in one bite, so perhaps teaching him other ways to eat it could distract him enough to get the rest of the oreos back. Honestly, Emma could go buy some more cookies and eat them, before getting back home to avoid him stealing from her again, but it was the principle of the matter. She would get to eat her cookies one way or another.
"Come with me, I'll show you."
They walked back downstairs. Killian warily watched as Emma went in the kitchen to grab a glass. She then opened the refrigerator to pour a carton of milk into the glass up to the brim. She put the milk back, took the cookie she set down and held it in her fingers.
"Swan, what are you doing?" Killian asked curiously, his eyes darting between her and the cookie.
"Just showing you ways to eat an oreo. It is very valuable to know. I mean sure you can eat it in one bite like you've been doing, but these are a bit slower and you can savor it more.
"Savor?" Killian said, swallowing as he watched Emma lean the cookie near her lips.
"Yep," Emma said before using both hands to twist the cookie apart. She slowly licked the cream from one side then the other with her tongue. After it was free of the white residue, she put the chocolate sandwich together and dumped it into the milk. After it was soaked, she put it into her mouth and ate it slowly. She did all this while staring at Killian.
Killian could only watch Emma as she stared at him. He felt a pleasure shoot through him, watching the way her tongue popped out to lick the cookie and how she almost moaned when enjoying the chocolate treat. Killian could feel the denim trousers he was wearing tightening as he watched.
"Another cookie?" She asked.
Killian wordlessly reached into the cookie box and handed her another. He did this three more times. She ate one while running her teeth over the cream and eating the chocolate parts whole, another she just dumped the cookie and ate it slowly. The third time, it involved pulling off both the chocolate cookies and just eating the icing, licking it off her fingers.
Emma smiled as she saw the cookies were already gone and the box was empty. She lifted it up and shook it, "Oh great, back to pick up some more. I am getting you your own box because, Killian..w-what's up?"
Emma didn't get an answer before Killian walked over to kiss her full on the lips. Their lips tugging and pulling each others. Eventually their tongues danced together and he could taste the cookies in her mouth.
Killian pulled back, just enough for Emma to see his ocean blue eyes had become filled with lust and desire, staring back at her. He cupped her face in his hands, "How about you show me how you licked those bloody sandwich cookies again, love?"
Emma grinned, her breath brushing against his lips. Who knew oreos were this damn good?
Well whoops, it became a little smutty at the end (how did that happen?!)
I didn't even mean to do that. It was just suppose to be them playfully fighting and well, I guess I got other ideas *coughs*
Anyway, review?
