A/N: I'd like to thank esmeralda kitty cat for the reviews! And Aidos little princess.

Disclaimer: NO, Ich does nicht own Vampire Knight.


ALP: *Is now on team Kaname*

ZO: What happened to team Aido?

ALP: TEAM AIDO FTW!

Aido: O.o You used to be my fan girl stalker, didn't you…

ALP: Shit

ZO and Zero: Busted.

ZO: Yep, she even named her pillow after you.

ALP: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!

Aido: ITS TRUE?

ZO: Hehehe

Aido: *pins ALP against the wall* If your not a fangirl then I can do this *CENSORED* and this *CENSORED* and you would not react.

ALP: *On the verge of a nervous breakdown*

ZO:….

ALP: *Mouths 'HELP ME'*

ZO: No, not after last time.

ALP: Shit

Aido: Are you not having fun?

ALP: Well,….i…er…WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ME THERE?.

ZO: Would you shut up! I'm tryin' to play monopoly with Zero!.

Aido: Fuck. You.

ZO: No thanks, you might have aids.

Aido: FUCK. YOUR. GAY. ASS. BOYFRIEND.

ALP: No offence, Zero.

ZO: If Zero was gay Aido, then you would have one raw ass.

ALP: No, Zero is an UKE.

ZO: NO, he would be a SEME.

Zero: I would be neither caus' im not gay.

ALP: That's not what Kaname said….

Aido and ZO: O.O

Zero: *Blushes and mumbles* Im bi…..

ZO: *Loads shotgun* WHERE'S THAT SON OF A BITCH, IM GONNA' BLOW HIS BALLS OFF!

Aido: No! not Kaname-Sama!

*Atmosphere suddenly gets very dark*

ALP: WHAT DID YOU SAY.

Aido: *Gulp* Erm, it's as much Zero's fault as Kaname's?

ALP: Good boy.

ZO: KKKAAAANNNNAAAMMMEEE!

Kaname: *Pops up* Yo.

*BOOM*

Kaname: AHH! MY SILK SHIRT! IT'S RUINED! OH CRAP!

ZO: RUN BITCH RUN!

ALP: * Distracting Aido via make out*

Aido: mmmm…nghnnn…ngarra!

ZO: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN!

Aido: NO! KANAME SAMAARGGHH! Mmmm..ngr..ah..mm

ZO: *Dragging Kaname's body to the nearest river*

Zero: *Mini celebration*

ALP: *Dragging both Aido and Zero into a bedroom for a threesome, locking the door behind her*

ZO: *Blows open door with a bazooka* BITCH PLEASE.

ALP: SHIT.

Zero: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Aido: Yes…. it is.

ZO: *Grabs Zero* C'mon Zero, lets go play CoD.

ALP: What? What happened to the 'DIE WENCH WHO STOLE MY ZERO' or 'DIES SPARKLES!'?.

Aido: Maybe Zero has changed her….

ZO: NO. I'm just not in the mood for killin' you guys….yet.

ALP: YAY! *Grabs ZO* Lets go shopping!

ZO: OK….Where first?

ALP: HOLLISTER!

ZO:…..I thought you didn't like Hollister…

ALP:…..I don't…

ZO: Nevermind.

ALP: I LOVE YOU AIDO!

ZO:….

ALP: Just thought I needed to say that.


A/N: No offence, if any of you's shop at Hollister, ALP just has something against the shop….i don't, I like the perfume.

Don't stop me now!

B-Chan