A/N: I'd like to thank esmeralda kitty cat for the reviews! And Aidos little princess.
Disclaimer: NO, Ich does nicht own Vampire Knight.
ALP: *Is now on team Kaname*
ZO: What happened to team Aido?
ALP: TEAM AIDO FTW!
Aido: O.o You used to be my fan girl stalker, didn't you…
ALP: Shit
ZO and Zero: Busted.
ZO: Yep, she even named her pillow after you.
ALP: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!
Aido: ITS TRUE?
ZO: Hehehe
Aido: *pins ALP against the wall* If your not a fangirl then I can do this *CENSORED* and this *CENSORED* and you would not react.
ALP: *On the verge of a nervous breakdown*
ZO:….
ALP: *Mouths 'HELP ME'*
ZO: No, not after last time.
ALP: Shit
Aido: Are you not having fun?
ALP: Well,….i…er…WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ME THERE?.
ZO: Would you shut up! I'm tryin' to play monopoly with Zero!.
Aido: Fuck. You.
ZO: No thanks, you might have aids.
Aido: FUCK. YOUR. GAY. ASS. BOYFRIEND.
ALP: No offence, Zero.
ZO: If Zero was gay Aido, then you would have one raw ass.
ALP: No, Zero is an UKE.
ZO: NO, he would be a SEME.
Zero: I would be neither caus' im not gay.
ALP: That's not what Kaname said….
Aido and ZO: O.O
Zero: *Blushes and mumbles* Im bi…..
ZO: *Loads shotgun* WHERE'S THAT SON OF A BITCH, IM GONNA' BLOW HIS BALLS OFF!
Aido: No! not Kaname-Sama!
*Atmosphere suddenly gets very dark*
ALP: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Aido: *Gulp* Erm, it's as much Zero's fault as Kaname's?
ALP: Good boy.
ZO: KKKAAAANNNNAAAMMMEEE!
Kaname: *Pops up* Yo.
*BOOM*
Kaname: AHH! MY SILK SHIRT! IT'S RUINED! OH CRAP!
ZO: RUN BITCH RUN!
ALP: * Distracting Aido via make out*
Aido: mmmm…nghnnn…ngarra!
ZO: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN!
Aido: NO! KANAME SAMAARGGHH! Mmmm..ngr..ah..mm
ZO: *Dragging Kaname's body to the nearest river*
Zero: *Mini celebration*
ALP: *Dragging both Aido and Zero into a bedroom for a threesome, locking the door behind her*
ZO: *Blows open door with a bazooka* BITCH PLEASE.
ALP: SHIT.
Zero: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Aido: Yes…. it is.
ZO: *Grabs Zero* C'mon Zero, lets go play CoD.
ALP: What? What happened to the 'DIE WENCH WHO STOLE MY ZERO' or 'DIES SPARKLES!'?.
Aido: Maybe Zero has changed her….
ZO: NO. I'm just not in the mood for killin' you guys….yet.
ALP: YAY! *Grabs ZO* Lets go shopping!
ZO: OK….Where first?
ALP: HOLLISTER!
ZO:…..I thought you didn't like Hollister…
ALP:…..I don't…
ZO: Nevermind.
ALP: I LOVE YOU AIDO!
ZO:….
ALP: Just thought I needed to say that.
A/N: No offence, if any of you's shop at Hollister, ALP just has something against the shop….i don't, I like the perfume.
Don't stop me now!
B-Chan
