Me: Hehe *laugh nervously* I have something funny to tell you guys and well after a while you're going to get a real kick out of it.

Naruto: What is it?

Me: Well before I even tell you that just let me tell you that I decided not to put the person in the story yet well because this chapter really just kind of made itself you know…

Naruto: No I don't know now tell us Sheena

Me: Well it's a very funny experience and when it was happening I totally forgot about the Pink Hyuuga operation so um yeah its not going to be in this chapter it will be in the other one but on the chance it's not then believe me when I tell you that it would be in the one after that…see funny.

Naruto: That wasn't funny.

Me: Oh but it was just not the Haha funny everybody seems to associate with the word funny. Anyway I don't own Naruto or any characters in the Manage and or slash the Anime. So on with the show.


Chapter 9

"Wake up Hinata-chan", Nata and Haru shouted as they jumped on the bed. Hinata opened her eyes and frowned at the two.

"Ah why did you guys do that I was having a nice dream about cinnamon rolls", she whined. They shook her head and pushed her out the room so she could wash up.

"So when are you planning to fix Hinata addiction to cinnamon rolls", Nata ask Haru. Haru shook her head.

"We could work on it now…if you want", she replied. Nata nodded her head and they both disappeared. Once Hinata was done dressing up she went down stairs and started breakfast. When she was done she set up the table and started eating. Kurenai came done just when Hinata finished eating and fixed her own plate.

"What's this Hinata", the red eye female ask the girl.

"Oh", Hinata exclaimed and turned around to look at her friend, "I got that recipe from mother's room…I think she said it was French toast or something and the rest is just rice", she finished with a smile. "Well I've been here long enough I better take my ass to school", the lavender haired girl said with a smile as she made her way to the door.

"Hinata language" Kurenai shouted after her.

"Ha ha Anko said you would say that", Hinata replied then left the house.

Once she made it out she took out her I-pod and put a pair of headphones in her ear. She turned the thing on and hummed to the song as she made her way to school. When she was one the academy grounds she went over to the table where the other was sitting. She greeted them with a smile and they greeted her back. Hinata brought out her I-pod and tuned to a different song knowing that somebody was going to ask what she was listening to.

"Hey Hinata what that your listening to", Kiba ask. Hinata shot him a smile.

'And they take the bait', she thought laughing on the inside but on the outside she was perfectly fine. Well as fine as Hinata would ever be.

"Um…why don't you see for yourself", she said and put the earphones in his ear.

Some seconds later

"Oh my god Hinata what is this crap", Kiba shouted as he tried to get the earphones out yet Hinata held them in his ear.

"Just keep listening to it", Hinata said while she laughed.

Some more seconds later

"Hinata get this shit out of my ear", Kiba screamed. Hinata sighed and removed her hands.

"Aw you're no fun", she said with a pout. Kiba had a look of pure disbelief on his face as he stared at the girl.

"It was two guys singing that", he whispered out, "My ears are scared for life". Hinata smiled.

"You should have listened to the rest of it", she said and sat down. Kiba shook his head.

"What was (Munch) the song about (Munch)", Choji ask. Hinata opened her mouth.

"Well", she started yet Kiba put a hand over her mouth.

"It's better if you don't know", he said. Hinata shrugged her shoulder when an idea hit her.

"You guys I have an idea", she sang then whispered her idea to them. They nodded their head but all of them except for Kiba had a confused look on their face.

"But what's the song about", Naruto ask. Hinata smiled but was staring off into space.

"That my dear friend is a secrets", she said and the bell rang.

"Come one before we're late", Shikamaru said. They all got up and went inside the building.

Hiashi POV

"I'm sorry Hiashi-sama Elders-sama I wasn't able to get Hinata the woman she was staying with came home earlier than expected", the branch member told Hiashi and the Elders.

All of them nodded their head.

"That is alright this was just a test drive to see how things would work", Hiashi started, "Now that we know more information about this situation we can now proceed with cautions. Now tell us what happened."

The branch member told them about how when she was following the girl that Hinata knew she was being followed. She then went on to tell them what happened when she did make herself known to the girl and that the woman she was staying with was a jounin ninja.

"I see", Hiashi started, "You are dismissed".

The branch member bowed then left the meeting room. Hiashi turned to face the elders.

"I have a plan but it won't be put in motion until Sunday" he said then told them has planes.

BACK WITH HINATA – LUNCH TIME

"Okay you guys got everything ready", Hinata spoke through a walkie talkie to the others.

"Yes", Choji answered.

"Of course", Kiba answered.

"Yep", Naruto answered

"Man this is such a drag but yeah I have everything on my part", Shikamaru said. Hinata smiled though they couldn't see it.

"Okay then when I say the word everybody go alright", Hinata said.

"Yeah but what's the word", Shikamaru sighed out.

"Oh you'll know when I say it", she said in a deeper voice to add to the suspense. Hinata walked around the schoolyard humming a song for no apparent reason as she waited for the object of their conversation to come into view. Hinata greeted a few people as she looked towards the door. Right then the object of the conversation left the building and entered the schoolyard.

"Okay everybody…GO", Hinata shouted into the walkie talkie.

Four shadows came out of nowhere and grabbed the object of their discussions when he wasn't focusing at the moment. They then ran away quickly so nobody can see them. Once they were out of sight range from everybody in the yard they stopped running and dropped the object on his ass.

"Okay chicken-ass from the confused look on your face I can see you want to know what's going on", Hinata said. You could hear a smile in her voice. They meaning Hinata, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Choji were all wearing masks. Hinata had a cat mask on and the cat was smiling a Chester cat smile as the eyes were closed. A true The-cat-that-ate-the-canary, look on its face. Naruto had an owl with very large wide eyes and its mouth was opened forming a large O shape. Talk about a true surprise face that mask was. Kiba well Kiba was wearing a clown mask. But not just any clown mask. The clown had all the coloring a clown has own but this clown has a big shit eating grin on its face and if you were to turn the mask upside down it would then be turned into a frown. A very freaky two face mask if you had anything to judge it by. Well Choji…he has a…well Choji has a bag of chips for a mask…and well…it is very original. So original in fact that nobody will ever do it again, (If the others have anything to do say about it). Last but never least Shikamaru mask is…the most boring mask ever. You can just tell it was made by somebody lazy. It was an all black mask and he would never wear it again if the others have anything do with it. The object of the group conversation stared at them with disbelief in his onyx eyes as he took in each and every one of their masks. Because of the masks he didn't know who the people were.

"What is this", he shouted at them, "Did you guys just escape from the loony bin or something, untie me right now".

Hinata shook her head as she stalked closer to the boy. When she was a few feet away from him she jumped forward and landed right in front of him with her face right in front of his. If you needed to be told the jump shock the boy and being so close to Hinata mask made him jump back a little.

"We can't do that for you see we got you just where we want you Sasuke Uchiha", Hinata told him in a deep voice. On the inside she was laughing her heart out at the boy.

"The Council won't be happy with you guys once they learned you kidnap the last Uchiha", Sasuke said. Hinata put a finger on her the side of her mask and cocked her head to the side.

"Um to my knowledge there is one other Uchiha beside you", she said. Sasuke growled at her.

"Don't ever mention him near me again", he shouted at her. She shrugged her shoulder.

"Whatever and beside we didn't kidnap you", Hinata said, "We just brought you somewhere without your knowledge to the fact that we did so…that is so not kidnapping". Yep it was safe to say Hinata was crying on the inside from the pain of laughing too much and hard.

The rest just stared at her.

"Whatever Cat let's just go what we planned before something happened", Kiba said.

"Oh code name me likey", Hinata shouted while jumping up and down. They shook their heads.

"Are you guys forgetting somebody", Sasuke shouted and they all turned to look at him.

"I don't think I am, do you Clown face", Naruto ask.

"Nope and beside if you have forgot something it's probably not important", Kiba answered. They were in all honestly trying to make the Uchiha angry. They knew it, the others knew it, you knew, and the Uchiha himself knew it but that didn't stop him from exploding.

"Who the hell are you people, and why have you kidnap me", he shouted at them. Hinata sniffed.

"Y-you didn't have to y-yell at me", Hinata said in mock sadness.

"You now cat you should be an actress", Choji said.

"Why thank you Chip but know this you are not the first person who told me that and you won't be the last", Hinata said with a fake British accent. They shook their heads.

"Anyway", Shikamaru dragged out, "Don't we have something we needed to do".

"Oh yeah", they all said as it dawn on them.

"I'm surrounded by idiots", Shikamaru sighed. They all chose to ignore that comment.

"Alright Clown Face Owl grabbed him by the arms so he won't be able to move as Blackly over here", Hinata said pointing to Shikamaru; "Along with Chip help will untie the baby boy." Everybody nodded their heads and did what they were told while Sasuke and Hinata had a nice long chat.

"So how come your not doing anything", the Uchiha ask.

"What are you talking about I'm the one who came up with the plan and I'm giving out instructions to me that's doing a lot", Hinata replied angrily. No one can call the girl lazy because she wasn't, that's Haru and Shikamaru job.

"I see".

"…"

"…"

Silence

"So what's this whole plan about are you going to sell me to some enemy village", Sasuke ask.

"…", Hinata said nothing, "No that's not what we do".

"Then what do you do", Sasuke ask.

"Ah you were kinda right about the escaping from the loony bin thing", she said, her masks making things seems less serious then what she really meant. And what Hinata said was the truth just not in the way everybody else thought.

"Speak for yourself", the others shouted at her. Hinata looked up at them and they could just tell that underneath that cat mask Hinata was actually wearing a Chester cat grin on her face.

"I was", she said. And those two simple words froze everybody in a state of disbelief. You see because Hinata was telling the truth about escaping from the loony bin…just not in the way they thought she meant.

"GET BACK TO WORK", she yelled at them and they went back to doing what they were told to do.

All the talk ended there. Well the talk was long if you consider three minutes a long conversation with most of it filled with silence. When the rope was finally off Sasuke they stood him up while Naruto and Kiba were still holding on to him.

"Now then people lets the plan commence", Hinata shouted.

"I thought your plan already started when you kid nap me", Sasuke shouted at her.

"First of all it wasn't kidnap", Hinata said while she turned to face him in a mock angry way, "It was just taking you without your full permission".

"I didn't even give you half my permission to take me", Sasuke shouted.

"And second of all", Hinata paused and went over her words seeing nothing particularly wrong with the sentence she shrugged her shoulder and continued, "Second of all taking you without your full permission wasn't the beginning of the plan it was just getting everything we needed so the plan wouldn't be ruined or just for kicks…you can decided because I really thing the plan would be okay even if we didn't have you…then again you might try to stop us so it could be a good thing we kidnap-I mean took you without your full permission", Hinata finished talking more to herself than anybody else but she was still talking to them just to herself more.

"Crazy bitch", Sasuke muttered. Hinata hit him on the back of the head and glared at him through the mask. The mask of a cat that had a Chester cat grins on its face. Well you couldn't take her serious in that yet the aura she was admitting was just downright fighting.

"Cat", she said in a very high pitch light voice.

"What", Sasuke said.

"Clearly", she said, "I'm wearing a cat mask meaning I'm a cat and calling me a bitch which if you didn't know means female dog, is like an insult". Hinata turned back around when Sasuke didn't say anything a smile on her lips.

"Well guys let's get this show is about to begin", Hinata shouted once again excited and ready to get on with things.

"But we haven't even brought Sasuke where he needs to be yet", Naruto said while the others agreed. Hinata snapped.

"Will you guys just shut the hell up and let me end this chapter already", she shouted at them, "I've been trying to end it for some time you know before Sasuke had to go and opened his big mouth talking but that's beside the point now let me in this chapter or so help me", she huffed. The others nodded their head not wanting to be the one to be the one who needed saving from Hinata.

"Finally some peace and quiet now I could end this chapter with no distractions", she muttered to herself. Hinata took a deep breath and opened her mouth.

"Let's get this show on the road guys", she shouted excitedly while throwing her fist up in the air as she walked back towards the schoolyard where everything was set up and ready to go.

"Bipolar much", Sasuke muttered to himself.

"I heard that but I'm going to let it go because the show is already on the road and the chapters about to end", Hinata yelled back as she continued to walk. Sasuke opened his mouth to tell Hinata how crazy he thought he was when the true to Hinata words the Chapter ended.


Me: Ah yes the chapter is finally done…I was actually debating with myself if I should put the stuff about the chapter in there or not and I just decided to go with it what do you think.

Haru: Gasps I said in a monotone voice. Don't forget the questions Sheena-ZZZZZZZzzzz.

Me: Oh yeah Gasps *Much more surprise then Haru was* Hiashi came up with a plan and its going to happen on Sunday but hey that's so close to Monday and just what exactly do Hinata and co have in mind for the Uchiha boy. And what's with masks they were wearing what does that have to do with anything? And what about Haru and Nata plans to stop Hinata addiction to cinnamon rolls? And what's this about Hinata in a mental home…eh you guys don't really have to worry about that but the story as to why she was there will come up. Will Sakura ever get her chance to talk to the crazy girl and just what does Haru and Nata do all day when they don't show up.

Me: All these question and more will not and I repeat will not be answered in the next chapter so *Blow raspberry at people* review please.