Big Guy


AJ was helping Jamie pack a bag because she was going to spending the weekend with Punk's mother in Chicago. AJ wasn't a fan of the idea because she had never been apart from Jamie overnight but she kept begging AJ and she finally gave in.

"Don't forget your toothbrush." AJ said as she zipped up Jamie's clothes.

"I already put in a baggy mommy." Jamie reminded her with a sigh.

"Good what about your sneakers?" AJ asked her.

"I'm wearing them there." Jamie said to her.

"Woah." Punk noted stepping into the room. "Is Jamie spending the weekend with my mother or the entire year because that's a big bag for a two night stay."

"I have to make sure she has everything." AJ insisted.

"If you forgot something my mom will pick it up." Punk assured her.

"She shouldn't have to do that." AJ said shaking her head.

"Tell your mom you're going to be fine." Punk said to Jamie.

"I'm going to be fine mommy." Jamie said then added a cute smile.

"I know baby I just want to make sure you feel at home." AJ said to her.

"Are you guys going to miss me?" Jamie asked her parents.

"Nah." Punk lied.

"Not even a little?" Jamie frowned with wide eyes.

"Nope." He said with a smile.

"He's lying to you James." AJ smirked.

"I'm going to miss you so much bean but you're going to have a good time." Punk said to her.

"What will you and mommy do?" Jamie asked them.

"Read." AJ answered quickly.

"Oh." Jamie said to them. "That sounds boring."

"Very boring." Punk agreed.

"We'll be fine you just have fun." AJ assured to her.

"I'm going to have the best time." Jamie said happily. "Grandma is taking to me that hotdog place and then the park and the toy store!"

"Wow you're going to be a busy bean." Punk teased.

"Remember to thank grandma for everything." AJ reminded him Jamie.

"I'll remember." Jamie promised.

"Also I think it's a good time to go over the rules." Punk said and Jamie rolled her eyes and sat on the bed. "Don't roll those cute little eyes at me." He warned. "This is important. Don't talk to strangers, don't go off with any strangers, don't walk away from your grandmother."

"I'll be good I won't break any rules." Jamie promised.

"Promise us Jamie." AJ added.

"I promise." Jamie assured both of her parents.

"Oh and remember to call me every night you're gone." AJ added with a smile.

"I will." Jamie said. "Can we go now?" she asked them.

"Yea we probably should get going." Punk said looking at the time. It was almost 5 an he was driving Jamie there then driving straight back.

"Bye James." AJ said giving her a big hug. "I'll miss you so much."

"I'll miss you too mommy." Jamie assured her.

"I won't be long." Punk said to AJ giving her a kiss.

"You're going to stop by our place right? Make sure everything is ok?" AJ asked him.

"Yea I'll make sure there's no perverts hiding in our closets." Punk promised.

"What's a pervert?" Jamie asked curiously and both looked down at her.

"Daddy will explain it in the car." AJ said and Punk glared at her.

"Ok." Jamie then ran out of her room and down the steps.

"Are you sure you don't want to come along for the ride?" he asked her.

"No I have to get some work done on the book." AJ said to him. "Especially since you have me occupied all weekend."

"Damn right." He said to her. "We're going out on a date."

"We haven't gone out on a date in I don't even know how long." AJ teased.

"Five years next month." He said referring to Jamie's birthday.

"Do I have to dress up?" AJ asked him.

"Not too much because you know I like quick access." He said seriously.

"So no panties?" she asked seriously.

"Are you going to wear a dress?" Punk and she nodded. "Short short or regular short?"

"What's the difference?" she laughed.

"Short short you have to wear underwear regular short you don't have to." He explained.

"It's regular short." She smirked.

"Yea leave the thong at him it only slows me down." He said giving it some thought.

"Daddy!" Jamie yelled from all the way downstairs. "I really, really miss Grandma!"

"You better go." She laughed pushing him out of Jamie's room.


Punk led Jamie to his car and placed her in her car seat and buckled her up.

"Hey there neighbors!" he heard a voice greet and he rolled his eyes before turning around.

"Hi Principle Danes! Hi!" Jamie yelled waving obnoxiously.

"Hi Jamie." He greeted. "How are you Phil?"

"Great." Punk said with a forced smile.

"Leaving town?" he asked them.

"Jamie is going to hang out with my mom this weekend." Punk said to him not that he liked giving his daughters schedule out to anyone.

"Have fun Jamie." Luke smiled waving goodbye. "Say to your wife for me." He said to Punk who bit his tongue.

"Yea sure." He said sarcastically and walked around and got into his car. "You like that guy?" Punk asked Jamie as he carefully pulled out of the driveway.

"Principle Dane is so nice." Jamie told him honestly. "He walks me out of school everyday."

"Does he do that with everyone?" Punk asked her.

"Nope just me." Jamie said to him and Punk didn't like that. "He likes to see mommy I think." And now Punk realized why he did that.

"Of course he does." Punk laughed.

"He read her book two times already." Jamie told him. "He said it was the best book ever."

"It is the best book ever." Punk smirked. "He's not too nice to you though right?"

"I don't know what you mean." Jamie admitted. "I only see him when he walks out with me."

"Interesting." Punk said with a frown.

"You don't like him do you daddy?" Jamie asked.

"He's fine I guess." Punk said to her. "As long as he's nice to you and not too nice to mommy he's ok." Jamie laughed at his response.

"Do you think mommy likes him?" Punk asked casually.

"I don't know. She's nice to him but she doesn't look at him like she looks at you." Jamie said honestly.

"What does that mean?" Punk asked as he kept his eyes on the road.

"Her eyes get really big and bright when you talk to her." Jamie said to him.

"You're 4 years old and can tell that?" Punk laughed.

"I'm going to be 5." She reminded him. "And yes and she has this big happy smile. She doesn't look at Principle Danes like that."

"Your mom is pretty great." Punk said with a soft smile.

"So are you." Jamie added.

Once Jamie was dropped off he swung by his place and checked it out and everything seemed pretty much in order. The minute he stepped inside he felt at home and if it wasn't for AJ waiting for him in Milwaukee he would have stayed.


"How'd she do?" AJ asked as Punk walked inside.

"She did great and she's excited to be back in Chicago and with Grandma." He smirked.

"Oh good." AJ smiled. "I already miss her though, is that weird?"

"Yes." He said seriously then cracked a smile. "I miss her too."

"I thought we could take this time that she's away to do something we can't do with her here." She said with an excited voice and Punk's ears perked up. "We can start planning her birthday party!"

"Oh that's not exactly what I thought we'd do with our private time." He admitted scratching the back of his head.

"Relax we'll have sex." She snorted.

"Fine." Punk said to her. "But can't we just call the Christmas party her birthday party? It's literally the day after Christmas."

"It's not special if we celebrate both on the same day." AJ reminded him with a sigh.

"Fine." Punk said to her then let out a small laugh.

"What's so funny?" she asked him.

"I was thinking of Christmas almost five years ago." He smirked.


"Are you sure it was a good idea to go to my mom's?" Punk asked as they walked into their house Christmas night.

"Why wouldn't it be Phil?" AJ snapped. She was overdue and cranky. "Your daughter doesn't want to come out ever. She wants me to be the size of an elephant for the rest of my life."

"You're the not size of an elephant." He argued lightly and she glared at him as she removed her jacket. "Ok a baby elephant maybe." He shrugged and now she looked even more mad. "What can I do?"

"What do you mean?" she asked him.

"How can I make you comfortable?" he asked her.

"You can start by building a time machine and going back nine months and not having sex with me." She shot at him.

"Oh come on you don't mean that." He said as he helped her sit on the couch.

"I do mean it! And you don't want this baby anyway." She reminded him.

"Let it go April." He warned using her full name. "I said I was sorry about everything I said."

"You just don't seem excited though. You're more excited for her to be born so I'll be nicer." AJ said to him.

"I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to that bit." He admitted. "But I'm excited to meet her." He said almost half-heartedly.

"Sure you are." She remarked with an eye-roll.

"I'm sick of this shit AJ." He said standing up. "I've been trying to fucking hard with you." He snapped. "You've been pure bitch to me since I've been home! I should have just stayed on the fucking road."

"Stop being such a baby." Was AJ's only response. "Try to understand how uncomfortable I am. How sick I've been, I think I've had morning sickness throughout this entire pregnancy, how does that even happen?" she asked feeling her eyes start to water up. "I can't find a comfortable position to sleep in because I'm achy everywhere-" she was now full on crying and now it was Punk who seemed uncomfortable. Her mood swings were hard for him to adjust to. "I can't eat anything I want because it makes me sick, I look horrible, I can't even go to the bathroom without having someone help me up."

"Oh come on now." Punk said sympathetically sitting back next to her wrapping his arm around her shoulders and pulling her against his chest. "It's almost over."

"This baby must hate me." AJ cried.

"That's not true." Punk assured her. "It's been tough but you've been a champ."

"And then I can't help but feel like you're going to hate her and bail on us." She admitted.

"I'm really trying to not snap here." Punk said trying to not strangle her. "I would never bail on you or her and don't say I don't like her because that's not the case. I have to get used to her you already have since she's in your body. All I know about her is that she kicks really hard and hates donuts."

"What kind of child hates donuts?" she sobbed. Anytime she tried to eat her favorite snake- a donut- she immediately threw it up.

"You're just tired." Punk said to her.

"You do know I'm so mean because it's my hormones right?" she sniffled calming down.

"I know." He assured her.

"And I don't mean it, I really do love and want her." AJ insisted.

"You're tired, you're in pain, you don't feel well I get it babe." Punk assured her. "Lets get you to bed."

"Oh no." she said shaking her head beginning to cry.

"What's wrong?" he asked concerned.

"I have to go to the bathroom." She cried.

"That's easy I can help with that just stop crying." He said enthusiastically standing up.

"No I want to do it myself." She said pulling her arm out of his hand.

He watched her literally slid off the couch until her butt hit the floor and cringed by all she had to go through. She then slid across the hardwood floor over to the other chair and pulled herself up. He walked over to her afraid she was going to fall over and just like he assumed she almost went down and he grabbed her.

"Oh no." AJ said slowly and Punk looked down to the pool of liquid pooling at her feet.

"If you would have let me help you in the first place you wouldn't have peed on the floor." Punk scolded.

"I didn't pee." She laughed. "My water broke!" she cheered.

"Wait what?" He asked instantly going pale.

"We have to go to the hospital!" she said to him.

"What?" he asked her again.

"Phil pay attention." She said putting her hands on his shoulders so he'd look down at her. "My water broke, we have to go to the hospital you need to get my bag and your keys."

"Your water broke?" he asked still stunned.

"I'll drive myself." She said rolling her eyes and waddled over to the steps to go get her bag that was upstairs. "Phil I can't make it up the stairs please snap back to reality and help me because I need you." She pleaded.

"Right ok the bag." He said racing past her and up the stairs and he was back down in a flash. "Got it!" he announced proudly. "What's next?"

"I need my jacket because we have to go the hospital now." She laughed. "Oh and call the hospital and tell them we're on our way."

"What's the hospital's number?" he asked alarmed. "I didn't know I had to do it! No one gave me the hospital number!" he yelled as he looked through his phone.

"It's fine I'll call the hospital." She said to him. "Just get your keys." She said putting her jacket on.

"Where the fuck did I put them?" he asked hitting his jean pockets and checking the floor.

"They're in your hand Phil." She said to him.

"Right." He said slightly embarrassed.

"Are you ok to drive?" she asked unsurely

"Yea I'm good let's go." Punk said opening the front door.

"It's snowing and icy out so if you're not ok to drive I'll call a cab." She warned before stepping out the door.

"I said I can do it." He said in a warning voice.

"Fine." She said to him.

Not twenty minutes later did Punk slid off the road due to ice and speeding and he was now in a snowy ditch.

"Fuck!" he yelled for the fourth time slapping the steering wheel. He looked over to AJ who was remaining calm and quiet. "Fucking say it I know you want to."

"I will not say I told you so." She assured him not even looking at him. "But you do realize that I'm in labor right?"

"Yea I know." Punk groaned.

"Do you want me to have your first and most likely only child in the front seat of your brand new car?" she asked him calmly.

"No." He said unsure of where this was going. "I can't just push the car out of the ditch."

"Well I suggest you figure something out because I'm having contractions." She said looking at him finally. "And I'm trying really hard to remain to calm but I'm really scared and don't want to have my daughter in a snow bank!"

"Ok, ok. I'll call 911." He said pulling out his phone and then shut his eyes tightly.

"What?" she asked.

"It's dead." He said to her. "Let me use your phone."

"I didn't bring it Phil." She said now growing alarmed. "Don't you have a car charger?"

"I left it in your car." He said mentally kicking himself.

"Oh my god we're stranded and I'm in labor." She said horrified.

"It's fine I'll get help." He promised her taking his seatbelt off.

"Wait don't leave me." She said grabbing his hand desperately.

"I need to wave down someone." He said to her. "I won't go far."

"It's Christmas Phil not one car has passed us." She pointed out."

"I'm sure one will but I can't be in here with you." Punk said to her.

"I'll help you." She said taking off her own seatbelt.

"No stay here." He said to her putting her seatbelt back on. He then cupped her face so she was looking him in the eyes. "I know you're scared and that's ok because I swear to you I'll take care of you. Just relax and know I would never let you or the baby down. I was shaken and now I'm ready to take care of you, do you trust me?"

"Yes." She sniffled fearfully.

"Good now sit here and try to relax, count and keep track of your contractions and I'll get help. I'll literally be right outside the door trying to waving someone down if you need me beep the horn ok?" she just nodded and he gave her a quick kiss and climbed out of the car. A second later he heard the horn and swung open his door. "What is it? What's wrong?"

"I just wanted to say I love you." She said with an almost painful smile.

"I love you too." He said shooting her a reassuring smile.


"I was so scared." AJ admitted. "But you were true to your word and waved down someone who drove us to the hospital."

"Not all fans are bad, huh?" He smirked.

"You've never let us down." She said to him.

"You think so?" he asked her.

"I know so." She said to him.

"Alright well let's star planning." He said passing her a notebook and pen.

"I was thinking of a wrestling themed Birthday party." She grinned and he already hated it but it would make her happy.

"Whatever she wants she can get." Punk said to her.

"And we need to talk about her gift." AJ said to him.

"We just dropped almost a grand on wrestling and batman shit for her." Punk reminded her.

"For Christmas." She pointed out. "Her birthday is separate."

"Is this going to cost me a few hundred dollars?" Punk asked already feeling his chest tighten.

"She really wants the new xbox." AJ said to him.

"I really want the new xbox." Punk complained.

"You can use hers." AJ said to him.

"She never gives me a chance to play!" he whined.

"Stop being such a baby." She laughed.

"She's the baby- she doesn't share." Punk remarked.

"Also one of those cars." AJ said to him.

"What car?" Punk asked her. "I thought she was turning five not eighteen?"

"One of those electric kid cars." She laughed. "They're pricey."

"Well I'm sure she'll get it anyway." Punk groaned.

"You're right she will because you're the one that always bends anyway." AJ reminded him.

"Yea I know. Doesn't mean I like it." He said annoyed.


The next night AJ was dressed and ready for dinner. She was wearing a black dress and cute little flats. Her hair was done and she even put some makeup on.

"Phil!" AJ yelled from the bottom stairs. "It's sad that I'm a girl and I'm always ready before you!"

"I'll be a minute!" He yelled back down.

The doorbell ringing was a nice distraction and she walked over to reveal her friendly neighbor Luke.

"Oh hey Luke." AJ said to him with a smile.

"AJ I just wanted to drop this off." He said passing her yet another pie.

"You really need to stop doing this." She laughed accepting it anyway. "Not only is it too generous but I'm starting to think you want me fat." She teased.

"I know you like them and I pick one up for myself too." He shrugged. "You look lovely by the way if you don't mind me saying."

"Thank you." She said with a warm smile. "I should get going, thanks again."

"Anytime." He said with a wave then walked off her steps.

"What's that?" Punk asked coming down the stairs.

"Another pie from Luke." She said to him and he didn't even respond he just walked out the door and jotted down his front steps and caught up to the man.

"Luke." Punk greeted.

"Hey Phil how are you?" Luke asked him in a friendly voice.

"You have a little crush on my wife and it's cute and all to her because she's nice but it's pissing me off." Punk informed him bluntly. "I haven't said anything because Jamie really likes you but it's really rubbing me the wrong way. Jamie told me you walk her out of school everyday and chat up my wife."

"It's not like that, we were talking about her book." Luke assured him.

"A book she wrote years ago." Punk remarked. "Look I'm sure you're a nice guy and like I said Jamie likes you and she's the best judge of character but stop seeking out my wife, stop dropping by with pies, stop looking for excuses to talk to her at school just leave her the fuck alone or you're going to piss me off." He warned him.

"You already seem pissed off." He noted. "It's all innocent I assure you."

"Good, fine just stop it ok?" Punk asked him. "Last guy that went out of his way to see my wife that much ended up in a jail cell."

"I'm not a stalker." Luke said quickly. "It's nice to have friendly neighbors."

"I'm not friendly." Punk scoffed.

"I'll keep my distance I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable." Luke said to him.

"Thank you." Punk forced out and watched the man walk back to his house.

"Everything ok?" she asked coming behind Punk.

"Yea just thanking him for the pies." He smiled. "Ready?"


AJ and Punk were seated in a small both at a small table with a long red tablecloth and one single lit candle. They had just ordered and AJ was dying to know what he spoke to Luke about.

"So are you ever going to tell me what that thing with Luke was really about?" she asked him.

"You already know so why bother?" He asked sipping his water.

"I hope you weren't nasty he's just nice." AJ said to him.

"Ok put yourself in my place." He said slowly. "A woman constantly dropping by bringing me things and you see him everyday at school Jamie told me all about it."

"I'm not doing anything." She defended quickly.

"I know you're not." He said simply. "It's him I don't like it. He's using my daughter to talk to you." He scoffed. "Fuck that and him- not literally." He added quirking his eyebrow at him and she slapped his arm. "I was kidding." He chuckled. "And I was nice so don't worry."

"You know it wouldn't matter right?" she asked him as she folded one leg over the and leaned into him. "I don't care if Spike from Buffy walked in and proclaimed his love to me."

"What about Chuck Norris?" he challenged and she turned her head. "I'd kick his ass."

"Oh no honey you can't kick Chuck Norris's ass." She frowned and he smirked.

"Why am I married to you?" he asked her.

"Because you love me?" she asked. "And I drive you crazy?"

"Yea both seem accurate." Punk agreed and ran his hand over her bare knee. "You're mine AJ." He reminded her darkly and instantly her stomach began to flutter.

"I am." She said slowly and cupped his face and leaned in to kiss him.

The kiss became deep and lasted longer than either had anticipated. She pulled away after a few minutes and her lips were not only swollen but her red lipstick was now on his lips.

"I should have worn underwear." She whispered shifting slightly keeping her legs tightly crossed.

"Wet already?" he asked her in a whisper as well and forced her knee down so her legs were spread slightly.

"Phil no." She warned him as his hand trailed under her dress and thanks to the tablecloth no one could see him.

"Oh yea you're all wet." He said to himself as he slid his fingers up and down slowly.

"Please stop." She said almost painfully.

"I'm trying to help." He said with a sad voice. "You want me here."

"Not at this moment." She hissed.

"Your body begs to differ." He teased and ran his fingers rougher and quickly cupped his face again and kissed him so she wouldn't moan. Punk actually had the balls to slid a finer partially into her and she wanted to pull away and tell him to sop but she wanted it too much.

"Is there a bathroom here?" she asked pulling away from his lips as he kept his hand under her dress.

"Need to clean up?" he asked with a laugh.

"I was hoping you'd join me." She smirked and his hand stopped moving.

"Seriously? You want have dirty public bathroom sex with me?" he asked her. "My shy little wife is actually suggesting this?"

"It's up to you." She said forcefully pulling his hand away and slid out of the booth.

Punk placed his finger into his mouth and lightly sucked on it as he watched her walk away and smoothly left the booth and casually followed behind her.

As AJ began to close the bathroom door Punk pushed his way in and closed it behind himself and locked the door. Before he could say anything AJ pulled him down into another kiss. Punk pushed her against the sink and thanked his lucky stars that this was a single bathroom.

AJ could feel Punk move his hands to his zipper and she began to tug her dress up all the while never parting lips. She felt him lower himself and enter her waiting body and she cried out against his lips but kept them contacted anyway.

"Your body is still so fucking tight, so hot, so wet." He muttered before shoving his tongue down her throat again.

Punk's hands moved to the sink for a strong grip as he increases his thrusts. He moved his lips away from her and rested his forehead against hers as he concentrated on finishing this up quickly.

AJ would gasp a little with every rough thrust but then shoot him a wicked smile, one that he loved, one that meant he was in for a long night because she was clearly horny. He loved her horny face, it was better than the angry or sad one. AJ lifted one leg over his hip and he titled her back so she was almost in the sick and ran his hand over her and played with her clit until she came.

"I've never fucked anyone in the bathroom." He grunted and then finally came as well.

"Way to make it sound dirty." She laughed as he pulled out of her.

"It's not clean, it's a fucking public bathroom." Punk noted.

"I'm sure we're the only ones who have ever had sex in it." AJ assured him as he grabbed toilet paper and ran it over her still wet area and thighs. "Thanks baby."

"Yea I'm a gentlemen." He smirked. He then cleaned himself up and zipped up his pants.

"Ready?" she asked him.

"Yea and now I'm really fucking hungry." He said almost angrily.

AJ and Punk washed their hands and fixed their hair. AJ then swung the door open and was mortified to see about four people waiting to use the only bathroom in the small restaurant.

"Sorry." AJ said trying to hide her face as Punk stepped out behind her with a glow and a smug smile.

"She has bathroom issues." He whispered to them and she turned around and glared at him.

"Phil." She said trying not to laugh.

"Would you rather me have said that you were just really horny?" he asked seriously as they slid back into the booth.

"We're parents we can't just have random sex like that." She said to him.

"It was your idea." He snorted.

"You didn't say no." she whispered looking around.

"When have I ever said no?" he defended seriously. "If you wanted to do it right on top of this table in my head I'd be like 'that's probably a bad idea' but the big guy down there has a mind of his own." He said referring to penis.

"Stop don't ever refer to it as 'big guy'." She requested seriously.

"He's not small." Punk defended nobly.

"I know but it's not a he- just stop we can't discuss this at the dinner table." She said to him placing her napkin over her lap.

"Fine, fine but its your fault." Punk said to her.

"Keep your hands to yourself." She warned him.

"During dinner sure, after is a different story." He said seriously as he very obviously began to check her out. "That ass is mine tonight." He whispered against her lips and gave her a quick peck.

"You're just mean." She said trying to blush or get too excited he just shot her a wink and she rolled her eyes. "Stop trying to be sexy!"

"I'm not it comes naturally." He laughed. "You know what else comes?" he asked sensually.

"Oh god." She said placing her head in her hands.

"You." He said casually.

"Dinner is served." The waiter announced.

"Oh thank god." AJ said relieved.

"You'll be saying that a lot tonight." Punk added under his breath and AJ glared at him as he thanked the waiter.