Artemis's Suffers His Second Worst Nightmare While Butler Gets Revenge on The Rabid Fan Girls!

"It's okay," Holly soothed Artemis, who was still curled up in a ball on the floor. "The rabid fan girls can't get you anymore."

"This is No1's fault!" Artemis pointed at No1 who ran and hid behind a potted plant.

"Listen, you're far away from those loonies," replied Butler. "No1, I need you to transport me to the house those girls are in."

"I don't really know where it is," said No1, peeking out from behind the potted plant.

"Wait, I remember seeing and envelope on the bedside table," said Artemis. He rattled off the address and Butler used the computer and found the address in America, along with an image courtesy of Google Satellite.

"Send me there," said Butler.

"Okay," said No1.

"You can't harm them!" said Holly. "They're just a bunch of dumb girls."

"Oh, I won't harm them physically," said Butler, with an evil grin. No1 focused and Butler disappeared.

Somewhere in America

Butler appeared in the bedroom of the girls. They had stopped fighting and were now lamenting the fact that Artemis was gone.

"It's so unf-fair!" Vivian was sobbing. "HEY!"

Butler glared at the girls. "Are you the ones who attacked Artemis Fowl?!"

"We didn't attack him, we tried to make out with-HEY! YOU'RE BUTLER!" Penny had stars in her eyes.

"OMG!" screamed the youngest.

"Don't start with that!" warned Penny. "I can't believe Butlers here now!"

"Did you bring Artemis back!?" asked Cecilia, looking behind Butler.

"You don't molest my principle," said Butler, in a deadly quiet. Suddenly the girls realized Butler was angry and they were in deep doo doo…

Fowl Manor

"I'm going to go make some salad," said Holly.

"Cool," replied Artemis. "I'm going to work on the computer."

Artemis sat at his desk and exited the Google map site. He had bought a new model of the Power Book and decided to finish some work.

Suddenly, in the middle of an email, his Power Book began acting funny and a warning popped up that the computer may be infected. Despite all the protection and firewalls and what not he had on it, it crashed.

Artemis sat frozen as Power book completely died. The virus was so complete and bad, even he couldn't fix his it.

He had no computer.

He had never gone without one…

There was no way to do his work or watch porn.

"NOOOOO!" screamed Artemis in terror.

Somewhere in America

"Say hello to my little friend," said Butler pulling out his Sig Sauer.

The girls screamed and dove for cover.

Butler wasn't going to shoot them, but the things in their room. Butler began firing and reloading at a fast pace. An Inuyasha poster on the wall suddenly became riddled with bullets. Penny screamed seeing her beloved poster being treated in such a way. Several stuffed plushies of Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Sasuke, Naruto and Fruit Basket characters sitting on the shelf were shot and they fell to the floor, bleeding fluff everywhere.

The computer was reduced to a pile of wires and smoking circuits and so was the Playstation. Vivian went into shock when she seen that. How would she play her Final Fantasy Games?

Downstairs in the basement, the girl's parents were watching the game on TV still.

"Man, are they playing video games up there?" asked one father.

"The gun fire sounds real, must be a good sound system," answered another.

Out of bullets, Butler stomped to the bed and picked up the Naruto pillow and roared as he ripped it in half. There were several anime DVD sets by the TV and Butler snapped each disc in half.

"NOOOO!" screamed Helen. "THAT'S MY SOUL EATER SEASON ONE COLLECTION!"

The Soul Eater disc was snapped in about fifty little pieces.

"Maybe I can still fix it, and it'll play, somehow," babbled Helen in desperation.

Butler then ate the pieces. Helen fainted dead on the floor.

The entire collection of all the Inuyasha seasons was smashed against the wall and then flung out the window. Penny's sketch book was shredded into pieces.

"No!" Penny was bawling. Cecilia was hiding under the bed, mourning. Helen was fainted and Vivian was in a corner, rocking back and worth, her mouth open in shock.

There was one major thing in the corner. In the corner was a life size figure of Naruto. It was all the girls favorite and had cost Penny and Vivian's parents a big chunk of money.

Having destroyed everything else, Butler rounded on the giant Naruto character. Penny saw this and dived to protect her beloved character but Butler swatted her away like a fly. Naruto had his head torn off and Butler ripped it to pieces and burned it.

No1 had been instructed to bring Butler back after a few minutes.

Butler disappeared suddenly and the girls with left with their destroyed anime remnants. Penny sat sobbing over the ashes of her beloved Naruto stuffed character.

Fowl Manor

No1 brought Butler back and he found himself in the kitchen.

"Holly's making me a salad," said No1.

"Where's Artemis?" asked Butler.

"Upstairs."

At that moment, they heard shrieking and screaming. Artemis came running downstairs, babbling and hollering.

"My computer! My beloved Power Book! Gone! Gone! Crashed and dead forever! What do I do!? NOOOO!"

He ran screaming and bawling out onto the grounds.

"All right, No1 I need you to transport me somewhere else," said Butler. "Who makes the Power Books?"