Authors Note: Sorry guys about the wait, I went to my dad's house and my computer doesn't have the internet there. But anyway here is the chapter you have been waiting for.
Bella P.O.V
What the hell is wrong with Alice to make me do that? I mean you have to be seriously crazy! Who thinks up this stuff! (A/N: by the way I think I am crazy, cause I have no idea how I come up with all this stuff.) To make me do that is just plain cruel.
"Yes Bella as it is written you have to dress up as the Queen including the crown on your head, go in the middle of the park and say I am the Queen of the centipedes all shall bow down to me!" Alice said smirking. I will kill her how could I even agree to this game! At that point Emmett started laughing; Alice turned to him and said, "Just you wait for yours." With that she handed him an envelope. "There all at the same place so it is fair."
Emmett P.O.V
Alice handed me and envelope, I opened it and stared at her incredulously. Could she really expect me to do this? I looked up at her and her face told me she was expecting me to do just this.
"But Alice couldn't you have picked something where I didn't have to run around naked?" I just stared at her until Bella chimed in,
"You have to run around naked?" She looked at me in disbelief, can't say I blamed her I had the same reaction.
"According to this piece of paper I have to strip down and paint myself in Blue and Pink, put on fairy wings and a wand and tell people I am a fairy princess."
Bella P.O.V
I think what Emmett just told me will make this whole night worth it. But I will have to remember to look up looking down could be embarrassing and I'm sure Jasper will notice. I wonder what Jasper has to do. Just as I pondered this Alice handed Jasper an envelope, he opened it and started yelling,
"No, no Alice this is cruel!" Wow I don't think I've ever heard Jasper yell it must be pretty bad.
"What is it Jasper?" Emmett asked, "It can't be much worse than mine."
"Oooo but it is my dear Emmett." He replied looking horrified, I can't take it anymore.
"What is it Jasper, you're killing me with the suspense just tell me already." I cracked, what can I say I don't take suspense well.
"I have to wear one of Alice's dresses, let her do my makeup and in the park I have to sing Man! I feel like a woman by Shania Twain." Oh my god, Alice is cruel and unusual. But I can't help wondering how Jasper will fit in one of Alice's dresses.
"Don't worry Bella; I had one of my dresses altered to fit Jasper." She said as if reading my mind.
"So that's what the mystery fitting was!" Jasper said slapping his head. Emmett suddenly bust in,
"At least somebody else has to sing, I was getting really sick of being the only person who had to sing. And I think mine is just as bad as yours Jasper."
"I believe mine is worse Emmett, at least you don't have to dress up in your wife's dress." He replied staring him down.
"Oh yes I just have to run around naked!" Emmett shouted back.
"Does it really matter whose is worse?" I asked looking at them in shock from everything.
"I suppose not." They both mumbled at the same time.
"Now lets get you guys all dressed up, or dressed down in Emmett's case. Remember losers come shopping with me for the next month." With that we all ran up to Alice's room to get changed for the time ahead.
Author's Note: Sorry if the chapter's a bit short, it gets a bit hard after a while to keep coming up with original things. Any suggestions welcomed. Keep reviewing, I'll try to update soon.
