Disclaimer: As usual, I own nothing.

Also as usual, I am super sorry for the delay. Now onto the revenge part.


*Camera powers up, picking up sound but no visual*

Wolfram: Is it on?

Yuuri: Yeah, but all I'm seeing is black on the screen

Wolfram: Let me see

Yuuri: What the hell do you know about cameras?

Wolfram: Probably more you, wimp, since you can't turn it on

Yuuri: Not a wimp!

Wolfram: Yeah, yeah. Now then, let's see…

*lens cap is removed; camera pointed at the floor

Wolfram: There you go

Yuuri: Shut up

Wolfram: Don't tell me to shut up. I'm right aren't I?

Yuuri: …yes…

Wolfram: Now then… *Camera points at Yuuri* talk

Yuuri: This is Episode…

Wolfram: Seven, wimp

Yuuri: I know!

Wolfram: No you didn't

Yuuri: Ugh, enough. This is the seventh episode of Rendezvous Points. Murata is not here today, so he's gonna be the one followed.

Wolfram: Yeah, that pervert is gonna get what he deserves!

Yuuri: Wolfram, stop interrupting me

Wolfram: Don't tell me what to do

Yuuri: Can we not argue for five minutes?

Wolfram: You started it

Yuuri: No, you did

Wolfram: No, you—

Yuuri: *yelling* Stop! It's time to find Murata

Wolfram: Fine, whatever. Where is he?

Yuuri: I don't know

Wolfram: Well what do we do now then?

Yuuri: Wait for him, I guess…

Wolfram: Oooh, sound invigorating.

Yuuri: Well, I don't see you coming up with a better idea

Wolfram: I could think of something

Yuuri: I'm waiting…

Wolfram: We could…we…*camera drops to the floor facing the door*

Yuuri: Wolfram, what are you doing?

Wolfram: Your idea is the best. We should wait, and I've got a way to pass the time

Yuuri: You want to do that?

Wolfram: Uh huh

Yuuri: Really? I thought we were mad at each other

Wolfram: The last time we went to Earth, Mama showed me a movie and some woman said that angry sex is much hotter than normal sex, so…

Yuuri: You want to have angry sex?

Wolfram: Yes

Yuuri: …Okay

Wolfram: Mmm, Yuuri, nng

Yuuri: Wolf…I love you…

Wolfram: Yuuuuuuuuuriiiiiiiii…

Yuuri: Wolf, oh god, oh—

*Door flies open*

Conrart: Heika, there is an emergency! Geika has disappeared from the cast…le… *jaw slowly drops*

Yuuri: It's not what it looks like…well,actually

Wolfram: Shut up you wimp, and put your shirt back on

Yuuri: Fine, but fix your pants

Wolfram: iiah…Weller-kyo, why are you suddenly bursting into the royal chambers?

Conrart: Um, you do realize that you're in the library

Yuuri: I'm sorry, Conrad, we were about to go look for Murata, but we got distracted

Conrart: Well, as I said before, Geika is missing

Yuuri: Oh no, Wolfram, we've got to send out search parties

Wolfram: Why, that pervert sage will be fine on his own

Yuuri: Murata is my friend, I'm not gonna abandon him

Wolfram: Why, are you sleeping with him too?

Yuuri: No! How can you say that?

*Conrart touches a hand to his forehead*

Wolfram: Easily, you two are always together

Yuuri: I love you! Murata is just a friend

Wolfram: Wishy washy wimp

Yuuri: Stop saying that!

Conrart: *snapping* Heika! Wolfram! Can you two please stop?

Yuuri: Sorry, again. Anyway, we should go find Murata

*Camera is picked up, focusing on Conrart*

Yuuri: Let's go

*Camera powers down*


Sorry about Conrart if he's being OOC anyway, please review:) Thanks