Nagisa, assassin with a mouth

Plot: The one thing Nagisa had to remember his father were Deadpool comics. After his friends are kidnapped, the blow to his head reawakens his memories of these comics, and now that he has some assassin skills….OC! Nagisa & Kayano, maybe a harem….Will take ideas. Co-writing welcome!

Now we start getting into the real meat of the story!

Booyah! Action, thrills, chills and a new face for the ladies to tune into….

Wade? Do I need to get Vanessa here?

I'll behave….killjoy

What was that? Never mind. Read and review, would ye kindly, dear reader?

Roles

Nagisa- Deadpool
Kayano- Outlaw
Karma- Chaos Symbiote
Okuda- Toxie Moxie (later)
Sugino- Fowl-Ball (Boomerang's act but baseballs)
Kanzaki- Diamondback
Kimuta- Ikari
Yada- Black Cat
Isogai- Silver Samurai
Katatoka- Viper
Chiba- Bullseye
Hayami-Domino
Suguya- Mysterio
Nakamura- Kraven the Hunter (later)
Itona & Ritsu- Fathomex and EVA
Maehara- Batroc
Okano- Black Widow
Mimura- Klaww
Yoshida-Crossbones
Muramatsu-Jack O' Lantern (later)
Takebayashi- Asbestos Man
Okajima & Kurahasi- Cloak & Dagger (later)
Terasaka- Rhino
Hazuma- Titania

Fuwa- Chamelon (later)

Chapter 9: Oni Time

It was Monday, a week before summer vacation started. News stations from around Japan had flocked to the Academy, determined to catch a glimpse at the new Headmaster of Kunugigaoka Junior High school.

"Since the Headmaster was arrested for unknown reason thanks to an anonymous source, the government and school boards of the country have struggled to find a Headmaster worth of Asano, the brilliant man who created a school with 91% success stories."

"Geez, even the news people are ignoring the obvious problems with that." Mimura noted, a sour look on his face.

"Sponsors and rich control the news." Kayano sighed, Rio nodding in agreement before turning her attention to Nagisa.

"Aren't you a little ticked you're not being credited with taking Asano down?"

"Not really." Nagisa said. "I mean, until the world gets hardcore proof, they won't believe anything anyways.

"Besides, assassins stay in the shadows and avoid publicity." Karma said, looking around for a certain someone. "Anyone know where Manami is?"

"You didn't hear?" A voice said.

All turned to see Ritsu, now in a body that matched her avatar perfectly.

Takebayashi and Okajima's eyes went wild with hearts and they leapt to hug the formerly 2D girl, who kicked them away and walked over to Itona.

"Did you miss me, darling?" She cooed, making Itona smile and take her into her arms.

"HOW?" Terasaka asked. "How the heck did she go from a Tamagathchi to…that?"

Itona placed Ritsu down gently and turned to his friend.

"Remember how I got you your new costume?"

Terasaka nodded.

"That." Itona smiled. "And a favor from a certain dictator who shall remain anonymous despite being arch rivals with the heroes in last chapter."

(AN: More on that in The Deadpool Bros: The First Mission one-shot, coming soon!)

"But to answer you, Ritsu-chan?" Itona smiled as he returned to carrying her bridal style. "Yes. I missed your adoreable pinky hair, your intelligent and adoreable dulcet tones…"

"Is it weired that he's a gentleman all of a sudden?" Maehara whispered to Isogai, who shrugged.

"Um guys?" Karma asked, playing with wasabi and mustard in his hands. "Where's Manami?"

"She got a call to intern under Reed Richards." Itona explained, pointing to Nagisa. "You can thank Aniki for that."

?: Okay, enough with the kids! Let a STAR be the centre of attention!

Deadpool: Hey, what're you doing here? This is my fic!

?: I'm here to brag about MY Amazing performances in Assassination Classroom Heroics by Autustic Grizzly. Who am I, you might ask? Well, I'm, drum roll please….

(Drum roll as unknown bursts through a banner)

?: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOL! The real one, too! Try not to blush readers.

M Deadpool: Amazing? Ha! Please, you're barely in that story. I'm a main character in this one!

AG Deadpool: Yeah… but you ain't THE main character. And you ain't IN character! Seriously, you really are a hero in this fic!

M Deadpool: At least I'm actually making the plot progress and ain't an over glorified cameo.

AG Deapool: Well, at least I'm still an assassin and not a superhero wannabe!

M Deadpool: Hey! Just a minute, you! Dem's fighting words!

AG-Deadpool: Yeah, dem's fighting words! Whatcha gonna do?

M Deadpool: Imma Take mah foot and introduce it to your nose for a start! We both know I'm the better fighter!

AG Deadpool: You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag!

M Deadpool: OOOOH! You better be wearing the brown pants! Cause when I'm done, you'll be needing them!

AG Deadpool: No, YOU better be; they'd look good on you.

M Deadpool: COME HERE, YOU DICK-CHEESE!

"Language." Hayami said.

Both Deadpools: KISS MY ASS, CHROME DICK!

Chiba simply shot the two, but they paid it no mind.

"I had it udner control." Hayami told her fellow sure shot.

"I know, but I wanted to try it."

And thus, the greatest slap fight in the history of histories in the multi-verses of multi-verses took place! Cheeks were reddened, sores were made, 'owies' were said….

"How long is this going to take?" Nagisa asked.

In a rush? I'm not going to update Mouthful of Tentacles for another two chapters.

Nagisa and Kayano both blushed at the implication, before the hero of our story

OI!

Oh, just keep slapping you…Wow that was….wow, one more of those and I'll have to bump the fic's rating to M….

"Well, we got a fight scene coming up and we all know how it takes you forever to get them decent." Karma said. "So….Unless you bring Manami back, finish the story."

Cheeky lil…sadistically genius red head…. Okay fine, back to the story….

The hero of the story's face broke into a grin when he realized the author's words and then the class turned their attention to where the crews were focusing their attention on.

"Wait, hold on!" A reporter said. "Someone is coming ou….WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!"

There he was. In all his yellow, smiley faced, multi-tentacle using, uniform wearing glory: Koro-Sensei.

The students of Class-E started looking around at each other uncomfortably: Was it possible the procedure hadn't worked/was too far gone? Had their teacher given up all together and decided to make his presence known?

"I am Koro-Sensei, the new mascot of the Academy!" The creature smiled cheerfully as it took out the former mascot and ripped it to shreds. "But you may all call me by my true name…"

He then spun around at superhuman speeds, bits of his uniform and tentacles flying through the air as he did so. He then stopped, revealing a human man with longer black hair and a kind smile who took a bow.

"Kira Azayaka, at your service."

….

"Oh my god…" Karma, Nagisa and Sugino all said together.

"He's….Gorgeous!" Maehara and Isogai

"We don't stand a chance against that." Chiba mused, Kimuta nodding in agreement.

"TAKE ME!" Irina said, hearts in her eyes…along with ALL the girls of the academy as well.

….

"Of course dear reader, you realize…" Karma said, summoning a tentacle sword.

"This." Isogai growled, drawing his blade as Chiba loaded a gun.

"Means." Sugino smiled as he crushed a baseball

"War." Nagisa and Terasaka finished.

"Oh so when we act lovestruck its sexist, but the girls do it and its' hilarious!" Okajima grumbled

"Double standards, my friend." Takebayashi said, patting his classmate on the shoulder. "Double standards."

"KI-SHISHISHI!"

….

"I'm not the only one who heard a Gecko Moriah from One Piece laugh, right?" Yazuki asked.

"No." The gonks said, (AN: again, I know they have names; I just don't care).

"Okay good." The manga-loving girl said. "And I'm also glad everyone understood the reference."

"KI-SHISHISHI!"

Suddenly a shadow took the skies, and all turned their attention to see a sight they weren't likely to forget soon:

Riding a flying mechanical centipede was a humanoid figure of normal size, but a hulk like build with only two fingers and a thumb on each had. Its skin was black as coal, its beady little eyes yellow as a lemon and razor sharp teeth in an evil grin.

"Out, am I?"

The figure threw centipedes onto the film crews and various vehicles. The vehicles promptly exploded, starting more of a panic than there already was. The poor souls that had the centipedes attached to them promptly froze up and their faces turned emotionless.

"Round them all up."

"Yes, oni-sama." The mind controlled masses said in one voice. They began to force all present into a claustrophobic circle, while the mastermind hovered and laughed.

"Konichiwa and good morning. Call me Onyx Oni." The new figure smiled evilly. "I heard of the new Headmaster and decided to pay my respects….while the school is still standing anyway!"

"Hey, I just realized…." Deadpool mused.

Yes?

"SON OF A GUN STOLE MY BOLD FONT!"

Wade, calm down….

NO! NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! ITS ONE THING FOR ANOTHER ME TO COME INTO MY FIC, IT'S ANOTHER FOR TASKMASTER TO MESS WITH MY BOY…BUT WHEN YOU STEAL MY BOLD FONT, YOU DEAD!

He drew Butter and I can't Believe its not Butter and lunged at the intruder, intent of taking revenge obvious. Onyx Oni threw a Centipede at him, which was chopped into a million pieces.

"Nice try, Ass-no!" Wade smirked as he brought down butter…which was shattered on Onyx Oni's shoulder. The newcomer grabbed Wade and smiled evilly. "Um…I need an adult?"

"I am an adult."

And with a toss accompanied by a Goofy yelp, the Merc with a mouth was sent flying into the mountain.

"You know…I really should know better." Wade mused. "If that didn't work for Iron Man againt Terridax…why would it for me?"

If only he was still down at the school grounds…for Karma decided to take out the newcomer and transformed into Chaos….only for the new character caught Chaos' fist and threw him into a wall. Luckily, the tentacles lessened the blow considerably, and used the smoke to cloud the area while their user de-transformed.

"Ouch." Karma moaned as he tried to keep his balance. "I'm going to feel that tomorrow."

The other students began getting into their combat fatigues (Karasam refused to call them costumes), when another presence appeared.

"Thank you stu…I mean, heroes." Koro-Sensei said. "But I can take it from here."

Class-E looked back and fourth between the podium their teacher had been. And they were not the only ones. The few remaining film crews were trying to put everything together.

Okay, I know we were fighting a supervillain, but how they heck did he get here without anyone noticing? Karma and Nagisa thought at the same time.

"The true assassin presence erasing skills, student-san." Deadpool mused, dressed in orientanl nobleman garbs.

"Where were you keeping that?" Irina asked.

"Hammer-space." Deadpool smirked. "Where I keep all my weapons."

All backed off, anxious to see the fight that would commence

"Now, Onyx Oni, was it?" Koro-Sensei asked. "I don't know what you want, but I think I know who you are…"

"Oh, what a pity." Onyx Oni smirked. "Then I guess there is no point to the mask then, eh?"

He ripped off his face to reveal Asano Sr, smiling evilly. His face had changed tough; it now had a grey like tint to it and his teeth were like fangs with pointed ears and spikier hair.

"So…you must be Koro-Sensei."

"Well…I'm not one to brag, but…who else would they get?" The former inhuman teacher smirked.

"Fair enough, and a good thing you're here too….for I now have power close to what you once had! Now that you're a normal human, I can crush you!"

"And aside from making you feel good, what'll that do?" Koro-sensei asked, only to go ignored as Onyx Oni leapt forward with the intent of ending the upstart's life….

Only to be on the ground a second later, immobilized and his gear out of his reach.

"Well that's a disappointment." Koro-Sensei sighed, looking at his hands and inwardly musing: It seems my tentacles are now invisible for the most part…and I can still move at Mach 20 with no real difficulty or apparent ill effects. Better go see Reed or Victor to be safe, though.

"H-how?" Oni asked as he started to shrink, his skin taking on a normal hue and red hair all recognized began to return to his head.

Asano was a born genius who had become a black belt in karate in three days. He had built and made the academy as great as he was within the span of three years after graduating at the top of his class

However, he had one weakness: From day one, Asano had always had something to come home to or some to keep him secure.

Koro-Sensei, prior to his transformation, had not. And when you grow up in the slums like he did, if you don't fight to live, you die.

Just then, a helicopter came down and operatives loaded Asano into a tube. Out stepped a slightly younger than middle aged man with a relaxed aura about him, but Class E knew he was not someone to mess with.

In his arms was a very familiar mercenary in red and black, who he promptly dropped on the ground.

"Nice to see you still kicking, Wade." The leader said.

"COULSON!" Wade beamed, hugging the team leader. "How you doing? Old buddy, old pal, old chum of mine? How's rebirth treating you? Better than me it seems!"

Coulson patted Wade and then pried himself loose, taking a look at Class E and smiling.

"Thank you all for your help in these two incidents. You've made some people very interested in your futures, and we'll be helping your teacher finish your training from here on out. An associate of ours will be meeting with you shortly to give more details."

"Wait a second." Hazuma asked. "Who the heck are you guys? How do you..?"

"Agent Phil Coulson, Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."

"Huh?"

"SHIELD." Coulson sighed. "Chief, we really should just go by that, less of a tongue twister."

"I know, but its an acronyom and…Is Deadpool there?"

"NICKY-DADDY!" The Merc with a mouth smiled leaping to hug the phone, only for Coulson to dodge.

"Wade." Nick Fury said from his office, a slight smile breaking onto his face. "I see you're doing well for yourself."

"Oh you know me…" Deadpool smiled. "Freelancing, trying my hand at parenting, teaching, coming home to a lovely lady every night…How you doing Nick? I see HYDRA couldn't keep you down?"

"I'm doing better now that the council is disbanded and the UN is now our boss." Nick admitted. "Anyways, going to have to cut this short. Take care of your sons, your class, your friends and Vanessa."

"I will." Wade saluted.

XXX

Things remained relatively the same for Class-E., despite now being in the main building and their teacher being human. They actually missed the old building; often going up to the mountain to eat their lunch there. The X-men (minus Colusus and Shadowcat, who had joined Lovro in Siberia to visit family/ give Lovro a great-grandchild) still dropped by on a regular basis and Wade still hung around the classroom to tease/ bother the others.

Koro-Sensei/ Kira Azayaka had made a bang at the school; he had changed all the courses to better help all students catch up, had tutored teachers who were behind (ie all) on their student's studies in comparison to the almost finished Class-E…and had allowed Karma and Nagisa to indulge in sweet revenge on Okano before firing him for cruelty to minors.

He made Karma, Okuda, Kanzaki, Sugino, Rio and Nagisa the new Student Council President and disbanded the Virtuosos, started up tutoring sessions and made it clear he didn't play favorites.

Nagisa and Karma refused to give details (other than saying they HADN'T killed Okano, as much as they wanted to), but the smiles on their faces told everyone all they needed to know.

And, although they were now more pranks than anything, the assassination attempts still happened.

"Nice try kids." Koro-Sensei smiled as he sat back down after the latest plan; which involved firing bullets after applying glue to the floor to keep their teacher from moving, had failed on account of Koro-sensei simply removing his shoes and tehn sticking to the roof. "Just because I'm human, doesn't mean I'm any easier to get rid of. But, I applaud you for trying. Now take out your books."

Okuda tehn rushed in and apologized for being late, upon seeing the disappointed faces of her classmaes she revealed a little something she'd been worked on with Reed…something that could help them take down Koro-Sensei next time.

The students of Class-E smiled with that knowledge being there's alone, and finishing up their work being their upcoming trip.

XXX

"Asano failed." Norman said in a Skye call in an unknown location.

"As predicted." Another voice added. "To be brilliant is one thing: Arrogant and unable to cope with failure or bumps in the road in unexusable. A shame though, I was hoping we'd be able to adopt his model of teaching once the grand scheme comes to fruition."

"His kid is coming along greatly." Taskmaster added on another screen. "Running the best of my class into the ground ragged. And his pals aren't half bad either."

"Excellent to hear." The leader

"And your sensei?" A younger voice said in conjunction with the unknown one.

"Preoccupied, and don't call him that." The leader said. "He's currently talking with Mojo. Fellow may run an intergalactic entertainment and planetary empire and be nuttier as a fruitcake, but his overall thought-pattern could be useful."

"So the former model of our organization is off-world?"

"Indeed." The leader said. "And he won't be back for at least a few months or so."

The leader was a tall man with red eyes, pale white skin, a herculean bulid and wearing a cape. His unnamed comrades were two skull faced fellows; one with a skull as red as a blood ruby and the other in all black and a messy skull with hair.

"The Progeny moves as planned." All involved said, saluting as they did so.

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