PLEASE READ BELOW:
Everyone, here is the score for the votes:
Ari=5, Dr. M.=2, Sam=1, Omega=1.
Who do you want done next? Send in your answer today! If there is already another chapter up, make sure you don't ask for that one! Here we go!
Ari
Hey, everybody, this is Ari. I was surfing the net in wherever dead wolf people go, when I got this email survey, and was all 'What the hell? Why not?' So here I am.
(Thanks, Kamai000)
DO YOU HAVE A JAMAIAN ACCENT?
Uhh….
DO YOU MOLT?
I'm dead.
WHATS YOUR STAR SIGN?
Never cared.
HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?
How could I? If I could communicate, I would just say hi.
DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Kinda. Dad could have given me something besides a voice.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Better than you can.
DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Never cared to know. He was always trying to kill me.
DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?
No, I'd need a lot with all the hair I have.
DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS?
No, my wings are practically mechanical.
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
I've never seen one. But my life is kind of like one, right?
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
A kid who refused to respect adults. (Book 2, chapter 99, pg. 289)
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Nothing. They're all too strong with my wolf-nose.
DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Nope. All the websites are boring, and it's hard to get a good reception, anyways.
IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?
Not unless you were ditched by your dad, experimented on, turned into a wolf, and died one month before your 8th birthday, and some how landed in wherever I am right now, I doubt you could.
DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?
Yes. I didn't even know that it was secret anymore.
ARE YOU GOING EMO, 'CAUSE ANGELS STEALING EVERYBODY'S POWERS, INCLUDING YOURS?
I thought that you said I didn't have any powers? Why would she want to steal my powers? She'd end up with the power of being dead.
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
I don't have any- I don't get out much. You don't even eat up here.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
Uh….nothing?
DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
I just said no.
DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?
I am Ari!
DO YOU LIKE MAX?
She's my half-sister, beautiful, and destined to save the world. How could you not like her? Actually, don't answer that, I want her to save, not destroy the world.
DO YOU LIKE ME?
You've cured my boredom.
DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?
Yes.
IS IT ABOUT MAX?
No. She's too happy to.
IS IT ABOUT ARI?
Yes. I could have at least have my birthday before I died.
IS IT ABOUT JEB?
No. He's a lying traitor.
ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?
Why should I?
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Uhh….. Fur?
DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BREIFS?
Fur.
DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?
Very.
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?
None fit.
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?
Yeah, the time of day makes such a difference.
DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?
Apples don't exist where I am. It's sad.
DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Whichever one Max is.
DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?
Uh… I'm kind of a werewolf, right? So I thought it would be obvious.
ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?
Lissa? You mean the red-haired wonder Max always hated? Ew.
WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?
No. It would have been better than what they did, though.
WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?
Yes.
DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?
No.
ARE YOU EMO?
I don't even know what that means!
DO YOU LIKE EGGS?
What type?
DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?
I'm a vegetarian.
DO YOU SECRETLY THINK THAT YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
Sexiest? Huh?
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?
At first…
HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE "OMG" ANDS YOU WERE LIKE "D:" ?
Maybe….
DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?
The whitecoats unsuccessfully tried to get me hooked.
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?
All the time.
CAN YOU COOK?
I'm afraid I share Max's talent of catching things on fire.
DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?
Never have, never will.
ARE YOU LIKE, A HOUSE WIFE?
Ew.
DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A INNER TURMOIL?
What's a turmoil?
DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?
Better than here.
DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, NEVER TOO LATE?
Well, It's too late for me.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?
Jeb.
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
No, I just said Jeb taught me, isn't that hint enough?
OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Never seen it.
CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?
Don't care. Remember, he was alwys tring to kill me
DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?
I wish I could, but I'm a ghost.
ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?
Don't make fun of my teeth! It wasn't my choice, okay?
Well, that's me! This is what is says to say on the survey: 'Remember, say who you want to hear from next, and if enough people want that, so it will be done!' Okay that was weird. Well do that, and if anyone has a potion to bring people back to life, send it on down!
Ari.
