Act To Act
A/N: Hey all! Chapter nine! *Does psycho dance* nearly double digits! Kay people let's set this one off! *Fire works*
Warnings: Yaoi! Incest! Sadly this chapter doesn't have much Inu in it! :( But Sesshy still here! ;)
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, the plot as well as Banshee women and her unnamed assistants are mine . . . sadly.
Chapter 9
Sesshomaru was grumpy. Inu had interviews and photo shoots all day . . . and they didn't involve him. He himself had a photo shoot in the morning and he felt that his grumpy mood might have been rather . . . obvious, if the nervous look of the camera man-Miroku was working with Inuyasha so Sesshomaru was stuck with another one-and the swooning models-men and women-apparently he was hot when he was shooting glares of death.
Sesshomaru snorted when he remembered how the klutz of a camera man had nearly dropped the camera, sweaty hands were the death of all good camera men/women. Sesshomaru was glad that he hadn't, Sesshy might have just killed the man if he was forced to pose for all those pictures again. Especially since all the other models that were posed with him were wonton and clingy. Sesshomaru shuddered when he recalled how one of the other models Naraku's cousin-Kagura or something he always forgot her name-attached herself to him like a second skin. Sesshomaru despised clingy people-accept Inu of course-especially clingy women.
The man had called out-in his stuttering voice-pose after pose and if they had been wearing less clothes it would probably look like they were staring in a porn mag, the poses were just that sexual. Kagura of course had been ecstatic, Sesshomaru . . . not so much. Now if it had been Inuyasha pressed up to him like that, with his perky bottom pressed into his aching length well then, which was a torture he'd happily endure. But alas he was not and so Sesshomaru was just grumpier.
There were no interviews and the only thing for the day had been that photo shoot. For that Sesshomaru was glad, he didn't think yelling at the interviewer look good and if another model were to accidently grab his ass or rug against his crouch he would start breaking things . . . starting with his butler Jaken. Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes as he thought of the man. Jaken was actually a rather beautiful man; he had long pitch black hair and startling neon green eyes. He was about average height and dressed elegantly he was rather perfect actually except of course for the fact that he had a highly annoying high pitched voice that always formed a whine. The man was always complaining! It was enough to drive-the usually expressionless-Sesshomaru mad!
Though he couldn't go and kill the man if solely because he actually knew how to do his job. If he hadn't Sesshomaru would have fired him as soon as he opened his mouth, said man came flying into his study.
"Lord Sesshomaru!" Did Sesshomaru mention that the man always addressed him as Lord even after many commands not to? Jaken straightened his clothes before starting off again. "There is somebody here for you!"
Sesshomaru closed his eyes, placed his thumb and middle finger on his forehead, and massaged gently. If it was Ruki he would kill her. He was in no mood to deal with the obsessed psycho! Besides then at least he could go back to seducing Inuyasha without having to look over his shoulder for hidden cameras. He could nearly feel Jaken fighting and with a sigh he took away his hand and opened his eyes.
"Who is it Jaken?"
"Ms. Kagura." Jaken answered promptly.
Sesshomaru knew his eye began twitching when Jaken hurried to say. "I-If my Lord is not feeling well I can send her away."
"Does she know I'm here?" Sesshomaru asked silently hoping that Jaken hadn't told her but was disappointed when Jaken paled.
Sesshomaru's sigh cut off what was most likely a tidal wave of apologies. "Send her up Jaken."
The man bowed then so low that Sesshomaru nearly thought that the man would tumble over. He didn't-much to Sesshomaru's disappointment-and stood up; he scurried out of the room making a very good impression of how a cockroach would act when a kitchen light is suddenly turned on. Sesshomaru contemplated getting up and locking the door but then decided against it. After all Kagura would come up and she would just bang the door-unnecessarily hard-and shout-with her shrill voice-until he opened it for her, in the long run Sesshy decided that this was the best route.
"Sessshomaruuu!" Kagura squealed as she peek her head through the door.
'Perhaps I should have locked her out and scurried out the back door.' Sesshomaru thought to himself vaguely as she hugged him, successfully suffocating him in her large, scantly covered breasts. Sesshomaru tried his best not to stiffen and throw the offending women off him and succeeded . . . mostly. Taking Kagura's upper arms in his hands he pried her off him and took in much needed breaths of air. Though anyone might think he was just breathing normally, Sesshomaru prided himself in not being a gasper. It just caused too much attention.
Kagura-use to being treated coldly by Sesshomaru-sat down in a chair opposite him. Sesshomaru's hand trailed over the cover of the book he had been previously reading and waited for her to speak up, after all she was the one that interrupted him.
"Sesshomaru I've just came over to see if you would like to come to a party I'm hosting a lot of pretty women will be there obviously and-"
"I do not wish to attend Kagura." Sesshomaru answered easily cutting her off mid sentence.
Kagura pouted. "Why ever not?" She crossed her long legs and sighed. "You know Sesshomaru if you keep acting this way rumors will start up. You barley ever talk to anybody except your adorable little brother. You hightail-it when women show up seeking you out and I notice that you're much stiffer when partnered with women models."
Sesshomaru stiffened. 'Damn it all! Ruki might not even need to expose us I seem to be doing that perfectly well on my own.'
Sesshomaru looked up and stifled a shudder. "Kagura I was thinking, would you like to go out with me . . . perhaps someplace private and not filled with fans?"
Kagura's eyes became disks as she hurried to answer. "Yes, yes, yes!" She pounced on him again, suffocating him yet again.
Sesshomaru stifled a sigh. 'Perhaps jail would have been better.'
A/N: Sesshomaru's going on a date with Kagura? What will happen? And more importantly what will Inu do when he finds out?
