The Sandsibs are
morons
Time Traveling Yellow box...of liberty?
who stole the
cookie from the cookie jar? you did, we know you did. the F.B.I is on
there way.
Gaara- "do not open till Christmas, or else..."
Kankuro- we should totally open it.
Gaara- But it said "or else" that's like what mob members say before something bad happens...
Kankuro- what!? no box threatens me! open the box Gaara! and feel free to sing a catchy tune as you do so.
Gaara- I LOVE catchy tunes!
Kankuro- sing it brother
Gaara- i'm going to open this box...and i wonder what's inside sing it
as soon as he opened the box they got sucked in and when they opened opened there eyes, they where somewhere else
Kankuro- hmm, poorly made house, guys in wigs and nicely dressed, a calendar of 1776...the box must have been a time machine!...I can't believe Temari got me a time machine for Christmas!
Gaara- hey, why do you get it!? what possible use do you have for it?
Kankuro- I'd use it to go back in time to get that box of old hats
------------- Flash Back -------------
At some Yard Sale
Kankuro- wow, these are some really old hats. boy, are they neat...well I didn't bring money with me so I'll get them tomorrow...waiting...for ME! leaves
Itachi-
sneaks over to the box muhaha, i'll think i'll buy this box of old
hats just to ruin his happiness it's the perfect pl- ooo! look
there's a cat in the hat hat hat..
hat hat hat? cat in the hat
hat...hat... grr...cat in the hat...hat hat... cat..in...the...hat
hat hat- damn
it!
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Gaara- that's it? that's all that you would do?
Kankuro- yeah, why do you got something better?
Gaara- yes, I would to credit for inventing T.V.
------this isn't a flash back but this is probably what would happen------
Gaara- this is called television all you got to do is plug it into the- hey, where's the electrical outlet?
people- what's that?
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Gaara- hey, when where electrical outlets made?
Kankuro- oh i don't know...
?- have you fellows signed the declaration of independence?
Kankuro- omg! You Thomas Jefferson!
Thomas Jefferson- yes and your some…person I don't know.
Kankuro- yep, and you'll never know. I wish we could talk but I have to find some way to get home…maybe if we found that box…
Thomas Jefferson- what box?
Kankuro- the yellow box!
Thomas- oh, you mean the toaster! Ben invented it, it's over there.
Ben- ok, now see now. I take this piece of bread and place it in this box, and then I like this flameable box with a match like-
Kankuro- nnnoooo! (grabs box)
Ben- what the-
Kankuro- sorry we need this, Gaara!!
Gaara- coming!
Ø then like they did last time Kankuro and Gaara opened the box and got sucked back in
Kankuro- wow, that was really bizarre. No more time traveling for me again.
Gaara- hey, check it out! My face is on the $5 bill!
Kankuro- how did that-…wait you didn't sign the declaration on independence did you?!
Gaara- I did. But I'm on money look! hold up $5
Kankuro- but, what happened to Abraham Lincoln? What does he have to do with the declaration of independence?! What about the slaves? This doesn't make sense!
Gaara- Cool, I'm on the penny too!
Kankuro- a penny's worth nothing…
Gaara- your just jealous…
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