NOTDEADNODEADNOTDEADNOTDEADNOTDEAD.
Now that that is cleared up, here's your chapter.
If i owned Naruto, there would be butt fucking and scissoring everywhere.
But i don't..
Sorry.
PS any mistakes are cuz i almost killed myself due to finals and work and haven't even watched porn on my laptop, let alone look at it
#Dealwithit
"Dude, this thing is dressed in some fine clothes!" Hidan exclaimed, checking out the dolls accessories. He lifted the dolls white shirt button down shirt, revealing a taught stomach. "Oh damn, it's even got abs.." Hidan traced the wooden muscles with his thumbs and then grinned slyly.
"DON'T!" Deidara tried to snatch the puppet from Hidans perverted hands, only to have to grasp his hands back onto his steering wheel to avoid a close collision with a brown mini van that had turned onto the road. He pushed his hands on the horn and shoved his hand into the window, flipping the driver off. The vans driver turned off the road shortly after and Deidara turned his attention to Hidan who was laughing his albino ass off in the passenger seat at Deidaras attitude. Deidara took that moment to snatch the wooden mini me of himself and shoved it in between his legs.
The car was silent except for the quiet whirring of Deidaras car engine. His hand occasionally felt in his lap for the small wooden figurine that resembled him. They stopped at a red light at an intersection and he pulled the puppet from his lap and sat it on the steering wheel, analyzing it carefully. The dolls petite face was thin, just like his. he touched the nose, and bit his lip slightly uncomfortably as he felt a faint dent at the base where he held glasses for two years. Slowly, he traced his thumb down to the peach lips, the bottom slightly larger than the top. Deidara traced his protruding bottom lip. Did he always look that pouty?. Deidara raised a brow and tried to push the silky bangs from the dolls face. The bangs moved and he frowned when another blue eye was there.
Better than nothing.
Deidara squeezed his fist on the wheel tightly, attempting to release the tension in his if he wasn't suspicious of Sasoris' crush on him, he was now. He did still want to see Kisame though, just to be safe. Deidara needed advice, who better to get it from than the one who got the ice king in bed?
Hidan nodded at the puppet, impressed at the handiwork that was cleverly put into the wooden doll. Sasori seemed to have done a good job on making the puppet, it was legit. Creepy, but legit. Hidan turned the delicate puyppet. He raised his brows slightly at the interesting sight.
"Hey, i just realized something."
Deidara clenched the wheel tightly. "What." He growled, the grunt following shortly after.
"You know how you have a big butt?"
Deidara spluttered at the comment Hidan made "I- wha-, un! NO!" He slapped harshly to his right, hitting Hidans cheek and the surface of the headrest. A sloppy hit, but a hit nonetheless.
"OUCH! No, SERIOUSLY!" Hidan fumbled with the doll in his hands, avoiding Deidaras claws. He leaned towards the window and turned the puppets backside to the the fuming blonde. Said blonde swung a look to the puppet and gasped angrily when he saw the booty. Hidan could feel the rage radiating off of Deidara and snickered to himself.
"My ass is NOT that big, un!" Deidara screeched.
Hidan shrugged and examined the butt before squinting his eyes to Deidaras thigh and then poking the squishy part of his lower back.
"It's kinda big, Dei."
Deidara could feel the skin of his cheeks flush with embarrassment and anger. How dare he! wait, no, HOW DARE SASORI! Oh when i get my hands on that redhead, he will feel the wrath of Deidara, un! I'll show him big butt, if my ass is so big maybe ill just sit on your face and choke you with it! Fucking asshle, im gonna show you big...
Sasori sneezed violently, groaning as the sneeze caused a short head rush. A women near him held out a tissue she had previously been using to whipe her snotty nosed son. Sasori shook his head in disgust and walked out of the Ramen shop, carrying a large bag of said food and crunchy noodles and chopsticks. He had decided that it was time to get to know his roommate. He was in a good mood, maybe he would even admit his love to the Blonde and they'd make sweet, sweet love.
Sasori snorted at the idea, inwardly scolding himself for crushing on the blonde.
As Sasori walked from the shop to the apartment he began to actually think about his crush on Deidara. He didn't know what made the blonde so.. appealing, maybe it was just the attitude, the looks, maybe it was just everything about him. Sasori didn't particularly know what made Deidara make him so lovey dovey ( on the inside) and hot, he just did.
It was that that Sasori didn't like. He didn't know what made Deidara so special, he just was.
YA, ITS SHORT, SOWHAT!? ive been really sick, still am so things are going to be short, but will it make it better if i update everyday this week?
im doing it
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