Scene TWELVE:
"Quickly we must leave here!" my dad shouted as the fire died down and the vampire's bodies were nothing but satanic black dust.
We climbed down the cliff as fast as we could, trekked to the car and drove to dreary Forks. We took Bella to her house. Her parents were wondering where she had gone.
"Oh my god, Bella! Where are your clothes?" Her mother Esme shrieked, writhing, and tearing at her glistening silver hair.
"Don't worry, it will be ok. She is fine now." my dad said. "But you should call a doctor to see her, she may need some sticks."
"Yes, you are right," Esme said and bustled to the phone on the countertop. Minutes later Dr. Cullen arrived. He had a big black bag full of medical instrupments and he sat down beside Bella who was on the couch. He inspected her wounds with a magnifying glass.
"What happened?" the dr. asked, taking off his monocle.
"I dunno... I was walking in the woods and I got lost and fell a couple times." Bella said.
Dr. Cullen looked curiously at her. "Really? I don't believe that, forgive me. These wounds are severe."
"Bella always gets into accidents. She had weak cordinations." Randy Jackson explained statistically.
Dr. Cullen stood up frowning and patted down his waistcoat. "Tell me the truth! Otherwise I cannot heal this young lady!"
"That is the truth." my dad said sternly. Vampires were supposed to stay secret from people. We had given Bella a flask of memory-eraser before we took her home. She didn't remember anything about the vampires.
"No, it is not. These wounds... and you, who are you anyways?" dr. Cullen demanded of my dad. The doctor snarkled and that is when we saw his fangs. The doctor was a vAPMIRE!
Esme shrieked as my dad jumped the couch and faced dr. Dullen.
"You are the last vampire here! I knew it! I smelled there was one more of you filthy smelly basturds!" my dad declared wisely.
Dr. Cullen hissed and grabbed me as a hostage. "Stay back or I will pop your daughter's head off!"
My dad hesitated.
"What have you done with the rest of my clan?" demanded the evil vampire. "Where is Prince Vladimir, and Roalie Lice, and Kasper, and Elmer?"
"THEY ARE DEAD, YOU WASTED FIEND!" my dad said as he grabbed a cockscrew off the coffee table and stabbed the vampire in the throat repeatedly till it fell over writhingly.
"Call the police" Randy shouted at Esme.
"No, stop them from calling, Imelda!" my dad shouted as he stabbed the vampie in the heart with a secret dagger in his pants, killing it until it was dead.
I stopped Bella's wavering parents and locked them in the broom closet till dr. Cullen's corpse was burned to satanic ashes in the backyard. Then my dad forced mr and mrs Swans to drink from the flask of forgetfulness so they wouldn't remember what happened. Then we said goodbye to Bella Swans (she drank again too) and we left to the hotel. We packed up quickly and quietly and traveled to the airport and... back to our macabre welcoming mansion in Transylvania! My dad received a big plaque and lots of money for his 1000 vampire skills and I was made a real hunter because I helped to kill the evil prince Vladimir and I killed some of the others in the clan.
Washingtion was finally resting in peace... but the world still had lots of problems.
But that was ok, because me and my dad were around to thwart vileness!
The end.
