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Chapter 9 Menwhiel with pale duud
Pale duud relized he wuz in ancint histry, and was ataked by Alexnandir the Grate and Marie Antonet.
He defeted them with abra cadaver and mooved on. He felt depresed sinz he culd naught see Lidana, and he slit his ristz alone crying tearz ov bluud.
He sexed with clepetra.
She gabe him a portal, but this lunched him rite into a fite.
He gasped sexily, "OHNO, this is Sekigahra!" He ran through, doging cannon balls and he ripped out Mori's throat.
"OH NO," sed the soldiers.
And then eduard wuz in...distant pastl!
But he wuz rescued by time paradox, who wuz also Dumbeldor's Alazheimers, but to go back 2 the present, pale duud needead to trun ebil.
"NO!" He shouted definatly amd sexily.
"I NO GIVE YOU ANY CHOICE!" Said Dumbelder's Alzheimers.
And then Pale Duud was a Demon.
