Mafia Bust Up
Chapter 9
Everyone glared in frustration at the brunette. She was heading god knew where, apparently completely disregarding the weather as well as the general antagonism being directed towards her. Simply being a god damned bitch.
The rain pattered relentlessly upon the miserable group's head. Lily hadn't looked back once to ensure the safety of her followers. Violating all kinds of human rights Bryan knew about. In fact… he still wasn't quite sure about how he had ended up here.
"Why can't we get a car." He mumbled indistinctly.
Tala looked at him, a sardonic smile on his face. "Cause her Highness hasn't told us to."
"Why do you put up with her?" He groaned. "Ten cabs just passed by you know?"
He'd been hoping to provoke a 'I heard that' response. But there was only; bleak silence.
Quite suddenly she faced them. Everyone who hadn't been startled and looked up (which weren't many) gazed at her hopefully.
Her voice was chilly. "We're here."
Tyson, astonished, slipped flailing face-forward into the mud. Hiro, Ray, Max and Hilary looked up at her, exhausted, expectant.
She stared pretty openly at them. "What are you lot still doing here?"
'The lot' audibly ground their teeth. Hiro glared at her. "You were the one making us follow you god knows where!"
She smirked. "No, I only asked you to search the grounds with me. Did I ask you to follow me after that?"
"You…!"
"Did I?"
Hiro's face was grim with fury. He turned around, gesturing others to follow him, and stalked off.
The remaining people turned and faced her. She glanced fleetingly at them. "Mika you get to stay, its your mess."
Mika gulped then nodded.
"Ria, you stay so Mika doesn't end up lying in a ditch, with hysteria, I don't want to have to find another errant wanderer."
Ria fixed her steady blue gaze on her, and inclined her head.
"Tala, Bryan, if you aren't scared of fighting big bad thugs you can come."
Lily after finishing her litany, turned to face the gates.
Tala and Bryan gazed at each other. Bryan spoke up, " Err, yeah about that…."
She spoke without bothering to face them. "If you wanna get lost, then get lost."
Tala groaned. "You know, I hate her psychological warfare, she only said that cuz she knows we won't leave."
It was Bryan's turn to be derisive. "Your call bro not mine."
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Kai sat happily munching on his candy bar. It had been pretty funny.
When the minions had flown to get him off their boss, they had missed.
Wham they landed, on top of the Don, knocking all the breath out of him. He had seen their flying forms, and had gotten off to watch the show. While crawling he had found a green bag (probably fallen out of some pocket) labeled in big block letters.
'FART BAG'
His eyes lighted up mischievously, "Poo poo bag!!"
Kai squeezed it hard. Then listened happily to the long drawn out, extremely ghastly smelling explosion. Then they untangled themselves, panting heavily, to be greeted by a grinning chibi.
"Haha stuuuuupeeeed mans."
That had a miraculous effect on their egos. They became deferential towards the heedless chibi, accepting him to have enormous potential.
Now he was sitting comfortably in a high chair licking a chocolate bar, munching and drooling a chocolaty mess all over his face. The Don sat behind his desk gleefully observing this.
The chocolate was soon finished though. Leaving behind a river of sticky chocolate for the Don to deal with. He summoned the "monkey-boy" to take care of it.
The Don surveyed the chaos and said conversationally. "I think he needs a bath."
The monkey-boy flinched as the Don handed him new clothes. A mini black shirt to go with white trousers and a white dress coat.
He swallowed convulsively, "I…I sir….I"
What?! The Don snapped irritably.
"No-nothing si- sir….. should-d I use yo-your bath tub?"
The Don waved dismissively, "Do whatever you want."
The monkey-boy (named Alfred) shakily went and stared at the kid. Beads of perspiration appeared on his forehead as he reached towards him.
Kai gazed at the weedy looking man. He blinked his lustrous eyes twice, seeming impossibly innocent and harmless. The man slightly reassured picked him up, then gasped in pain as the chibi kneed his groin.
He gulped down the scream though and rushed to the adjoining bathroom, putting kai into the bathtub.
"Mister? What you doin'?" Kai sniffed tragically.
Alfred was too scared to reply. He quickly started unpinning and unwinding the shawl wrapped Kai.
Kai sucked in his lips making random choo-chooing sounds that sounded disturbingly like …well...disturbing things.
He ran the water, and swiftly dabbed soap onto a sponge. His hand trembled badly as he approached Kai. Barely glancing at the chibi, he rubbed soap all over the body, pointedly ignoring the abdominal region.
The chibi sat bewildered, while the man tensely bathed him. Then gurgling happily he splashed the soapy water right into Alfred's face.
"Cha tcha man shuld take bathy too, he stinky."
Alfred sniffed under his arms befuddled. He didn't smell, did he? He was greeted by a gurgle of laughter.
"Soooo stupeed." Kai sang, jumping up and down in the water.
Alfred was now mad, raging mad. He glared at the chibi, his hands slowly coming forward to grip Kai's neck.
Kai was too fast for him. He jumped up out of the bathtub, clutching the rubber ducky, his tiny cherubic body covered with soap bubbles.
Alfred advanced towards him, a snarl on his face, while the chibi kept spraying water at him, inexplicably it all found the pubic region.
But Alfred kept on coming closer backing the chibi into a wall. Kai's eyes dilated with fear, and he blindly reached up for the hairdryer.
Alfred immediately started tussling with the chibi for its possession, and in the commotion the device short circuited.
The dryer landed in Alfred's lap. His elation was brief however as the dryer conducted current all the way up, taking the most undesirable path. Alfred gave a yell and a scream simultaneously and crumpled to the floor. Immediately the door burst open revealing men in dark glasses and suits.
They all looked at the chibi, then they looked at the sizzling hair dryer, and finally at the scorched patch in Alfred's pants. Their eyes widened in astonishment and in one go they started applauding the little (completely naked) chibi.
Kai looked at them, cocking his head in confusion. Then he giggled, and started clapping his hands as well.
The Don was surveying the scene, he suddenly bellowed, "Will someone dress the kid already?"
Once again so sorry for the delay, I've been too busy with studies to update =(
I tried writing a longer chapter as compensation though!!!
For anyone waiting for my other story, well it's gonna start after mafia bust up is finished, which hopefully wont take that long.
Thanks for all the awesome reviews guys! I'll try (yah try) and keep writing!
