A/N: Again, very little time to write. Thanks for the reviews...again.
...On with the fic...
Now that Anvax had passed his first test, he was now an official member of the Organization. With this he now had permission to go on missions...with Xigbar.
"Okay Dollface, let's go", Xigbar said as he walked into the Gray Room. "We got a mission to do."
Anvax got up and followed Xigbar. "Where are we going?"
"Warming up before we set off. Also you could consider this your second test."
"Oh joy", said Anvax flatly. Xigbar laughed. "As if!"
The two walked into the top floor of The Hall of Empty Melodies which looked down at the bottom floor from a balcony-like platform.
Xigbar vanished from beside Anvax and appeared on the bottom floor. He looked up at Anvax and shouted, "Okay, Dollface! First part of the test: jump down here from there without killing yourself." Then he paused and thought before saying, "Or me, just to be safe."
Anvax took a few steps back and ran full-pelt towards the edge of the platform. Reaching the edge he put his hands on the railing and pushed on them to add momentum as he shot straight forward before doing a complicated flip, making himself right side up, and landed on the blue floor with a slight sockwave.
Xigbar grinned and said, "Good. Now summon your weapon."
"What do you mean?" asked a confused Anvax.
"It's plain English, Dollface", said Xigbar with a mocking smile, "Summon. Your. Weapon. Like this, see?" He summoned his arrowguns and showed them to Anvax.
"That's so cool", said Anvax smiling, but it quickly faded. "But, I don't even know what my weapon is."
"Oh well, guess that's why I'm here", said Xigbar making his arrowguns disappear.
Anvax started to say something but Xigbar stopped him with a sudden lunge at his stomach. He fell back but rose back just a quick. "What was that for?"
"Encouraging you to summon your weapon", he said as he smiled. "60% of the time people tend to do what they're expected to do once they get hit around enough or angry enough. Also, don't take it personally but...YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE HAS MORE CHINS THAN THE CHINESE PHONE DIRECTORY!"
Anvax's left eye twitched before he burst out laughing. Xigbar frowned as he walked up to hit Anvax.
Anvax slapped his hand away hard at the last second and laughed in his face. Xigbar flinched before he joined in laughing with him.
After a few minutes they stopped. "Okay, try summoning your weapon now", said Xigbar.
Anvax closed his eyes and reached an arm out in front oh him as if something was going to appear in his hand. Nothing happened.
"Try visualizing a weapon only you can wield and use to its full extent", said Xigbar. As Anvax reached his hand out again Xigbar added a last bit of advice. "You weapon is an extension of you so it should have something only you have and no one else."
Anvax exhaled and closed his eyes and tried again. An extension of you. As he thought this in his head, he felt a slight change of weight on his outstretched arm.
He opened his eyes to look at a magnificent...whatever the hell he was looking at. The part he was holding was the hilt of a sword attached to a round black shield with wild yellow stripes up the front like a messy spiderweb. The hilt of the sword led to a blade that went up a fair bit before curving back a bit making it look a lot like the Skysplitter, except that it was yellow instead of red and also quite a fair bit larger and more threatening. "Whoah" was all he could say as he moved it around. Despite the fact of it being so large and heavy, Anvax moved it with ease.
"Impressive, dude", said Xigbar staring in awe at the new weapon in the newbie's hand. "What are you naming it?"
"I need to name it?" said Anvax still marvelling at his weapon.
"Well, you could try using it in combat first if you want", said Xigbar. "Do you want to?"
"Sure", said Anvax getting in a battle stance. "Bring it!"
Xigbar waved a hand and a Dusk appeared in front of Anvax. As it lunged at him he simply faced the shield at it. It diappeared as it came into contact with the massive circle.
"That's all?" Anvax asked smiling wide.
Xigbar responded with his usual grin. "As if! It's just getting started Dollface."
He waved a hand and three Dusks appeared at once. One lunged at Anvax but he batted it with the shield. The ones that lunged from behind him got hit by the blade of the weapon as he swung it into both of them at once.
"Nice, Dollface", Xigbar grinned. "Now it's time to get serious!"
He waved a hand as a Sniper appeared in front of him. Anvax didn't know what to expect from the new nobody so he lunged at it with the blade of his weapon. The sniper vanished seconds before Anvax connected and he stumbled forward. As he was bent over trying to regain his balance a laser bullet grazed his back and he looked back at the Sniper behind him.
It fired another bullet but this time Anvax raised the shield part at it and it got reflected back at the Sniper making it disappear.
Xigbar waved his hand and this time two Snipers appeared. Anvax lunged at one of them and it disappeared, leaving the other one open to the swipe he had ready for it. It disappeared and Anvax got ready to fight the other. The sniper shot a bullet as he ran at it. He didn't bother blocking it as he brought his blade down at the bullet, creating a shockwave that made the Nobody disappear.
Anvax rose ready to face his next opponent but eased down as he saw Xigbar grin at him. "Hey, Dollface", he said, "You're 'pretty' good."
Anvax laughed. "Thanks. You're not bad yourself."
"You got a name for your thing-a-majizzer?"
"Yeah, I think", said Anvax looking at his weapon. "It's a guardblade."
"Cool", said Xigbar. "Got a name for this one?"
"Yeah, I'm calling it Gaia."
"Nice. Hey, I got a new name for ya."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. From now on you'll be known as the Stalwart Guardian. Sound good?"
"Better than being the 'silent' one", replied Anvax and laughed.
"As if!"
"Hey, Iraki?"
"Yep?"
"Have you heard of somebody named Kairi?"
"Nope."
"Oh."
"Why?"
"I don't know. The letters in your name sort of spells her name too, that's all."
"Hey, I think I know." She put on a serious face.
"Yeah?"
"We could be long lost sisters!" She giggled and childishly clapped her hands.
"Random much?" Axel laughed aloud.
"AXEL!"
The two jumped as they heard Roxas scream from behind them.
"What is it, nutcase?" Axel asked.
"Pence just beat your score at Duckshoot!"
"THAT BITCH!"
Axel stormed into the room where the games were and stole Pence's controller off him as a giant dog on the TV screen ate a duck and the words 'GAME OVER' flashed on the screen.
"What the hell, dude?"
"No one beats my score and gets away with it!"
"OH CR-"
"Oi, Axel, calm down!" Hayner slapped a hand on Pence's mouth and pushed Axel away.
Axel looked at the two then burst out laughing.
"What the?"
"I know. Awkward, isn't it?"
Seconds later they joined in as well.
A/N: I need some sleep...
