Republic Empire's Theatre of Parodies presents

(cue the intro of 20th Century Fox with Pokémon sings it.)

Long Time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..the end is near. Just kidding

Star Wars

Episode 6: Return of the Jedi

The Galactic Empire is rebuilding the Death Star…..You know it's the end of the story, I won't care to explain what is going on. If you know the Star Wars saga well, good for you. If you don't, too bad watch the films please! Start with Episode 1 to 6.

Also I am tired of this of this. I am on retiring from this. You know the Director wrote a parody in Urusei Yatsura before. It's just that one has more craziness and madness due how that comedy works.

Also building another Death Star is kind of wasting money. Who does that? No wonder the Empire has financial problems by funding projects they can be easily destroy. Also the Director is writing romance parodies on February.

After the Intro ends as the construction of the Death Star II, a Star Destroyer comes near which a Shuttle come out with two fighters protecting it. They allow the Shuttle inside the Death Star.

Imperial Officer: Inform the commander that Lord Giovanni has Arrive.

Vader appeared to Imperial officer in charge.

Sabrina: My lord, this is unexpect which it honors us for your arrival.

Giovanni: I am here to put you back to schedule!

Sabrina: Surely, my men are working hardest they can.

Giovanni: I can find new ways to motivate them.

Sabrina: You ask the impossible. I need more men.

Giovanni: You can tell that to the Empress when she arrives. She is displeased with your lack of efforts.

Sabrina: ! She's coming here?

This frightens her.

Giovanni: Correct.

Sabrina: We will double our efforts!

Giovanni: Good, she is not forgiving as I am.

Vader leaves the Imperial Officer alone. At Desert Planet

Pearl: Man, I hate this planet.

Dia: I remember when we got here.

Pearl: Yeah, kidnapped by Jawas.

They reach to Jabba's palace. They enter inside.

Morty (Bib): What you here for?

Pearl: We brought a message for you master.

Dia: Yeah.

They go the main chamber lead by Jabba the Hutt who speaks entirely in Huttese.

Eusine (Jabba): What is it?

Pearl: Wait, are there two Jabbas?

Eusine: If you refer my sister, yes.

Morty: They bought you a message.

Pearl: Show him!

Dia: Right.

Silver: Hello, Jabba. I'm Luke Skywalker. I offer something in return for Captain Solo. Two droids.

Pearl: Wait, what?

Morty: He does offer a bargain.

Eusine: Well….no! I don't want to lose my private prize. Solo stays there.

They all laugh and they sent the droids to become slaves for Jabba. They are enjoying their party until they heard someone. That person came in with Chewy in chains.

Sapphire: Let me go, you scum!

They taken to Jabba.

Eusine: Finally! I got the might Chewbecca. Tranlastor!

Pearl: yea?

Eusine: Tell him, I will offer 10,000.

The Bounty Hunter: I want 15,000.

Pearl: he says 15,0000.

Eusine: What! That's too pricy for me. Tell him why?

Pearl: Ok, um. He asked why he asked for 15,000?

The Bounty Hunter reveals the thermal detonator in its hand. They take duck and cover.

Eusine: Oh, I like this guy. Translator, tell him I will offer 14,000 and take it.

Pearl: Ok. He says 14,000 and takes it.

Bounty Hunter: Done.

They taken Chewy to her cell. Late Night, the bounty hunter comes near the Carbon frozen Han Solo. Then the Carbon defreezes until Han is awake.

Bounty Hunter: Just relax. There are side effects to Carbon Freezing.

Gold: I can't see!

Bounty Hunter: Your eye sight will return in time.

Gold: OW! Where am I?

Bounty Hunter: Jabba's palace

Gold: You sound serious? Who are you?

The Bounty hunter reveals to be Leia.

Crystal: Someone who love you, Gold.

Republic Empire: I am not to comment on that.

They make out until Leia picks Han up.

Crystal: Let's get you out.

They hear laughter.

Gold: Wait a sec, I know that Laugh.

It was reveal that Jabba and the others will waiting.

Eusine: So, alive and well?

Gold: Look, Jabba. I was on my way to pay you back. Ain't my fault.

Eusine: Hah! You were once a good smuggler and a good ladies man, but you are nothing as Miltank's poop.

They all laugh at him.

Gold: Jabba, look!

Eusine: Take him away!

Gold: Wait, you're throwing a good fortune. DON"T BE A IDIOT!

They take Solo away leaving….

Eusine: YOU! You will be my sex slave.

Crystal: Oh, no!

At the next day, Luke comes in.

Morty: You not supposed to be here.

Silver: I must speak with Jabba.

Morty: You want to speak?

Silver: I need to speak with Jabba and you will take me to Jabba.

Morty: I will take you to Jabba.

Silver: You will be rewarded.

They to go Jabba.

Eusine: Bib! What the Hell! I said he can't come here!

Silver: I must be allowed to speak.

Morty: He must speak.

Eusine: You idiot! He using Jedi Powers.

Silver: You will return Solo and the Wookie to me.

Eusine: Your Jedi powers don't work on me.

Silver: Nevertheless, I will take Captain Solo and the Wookie. If you don't, there will be a price to pay.

Pearl: Wait! You're standing on…

Eusine: Now you will die!

It wasn't til Luke was sent to the Rancor which he was able to kill it. Jabba is piss off due of the result. He wanted him, Solo, and Chewy out. As they drag Luke.

Silver: Han!

Gold: Luke!

Silver: Still alive?

Gold: Same as always. Where's Crys?

Crystal: I'm Here!

Eusine: Translator!

Pearl: Oh, um. You being to the sarlacc pit. Jabba wished to end you lives faster.

Gold: Good, I hate long waits.

Pearl: Except you will suffer for 1000 years.

Sapphire: What?!

Gold: That…kinda sucks.

Silver: You should have bargain, Jabba.

After that, they all at the Dunes which they head to the Sarlacc pit.

Gold: My eyes are getting better.

Silver: That's great to know. I used to live here.

Gold: You can die here, you know.

Luke glares at Han.

Silver: Don't worry I got this plan out.

Gold: Great to know.

At the Sail Barge as Leia looks for our Heroes until she was pulled by Jabba.

Eusine: Soon, you will apprenticed me. Plus you will love me.

Crystal: Like hell I would.

Meanwhile…

Pearl: Sorry about it.

Dia: Hey, you spill the drinks!

Pearl: Dia! Have you heard? They going to kill master Luke.

Dia: Why you didn't say so before?

R2 goes somewhere. Outside, they can see the Sarlacc pit with it's wonders (Yes, I use to the Special Edition. Get use it!) Jabba speaks while C-3PO translate.

Pearl: His excellence wishes that you die honorable.

Gold: Hey! C-3PO, tell that no good slime face. That to say…(he makes his trademark face) IN YOUR DREAMS!

Sapphire: YEAH!

R2 position himself.

Silver: Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us or die!

Eusine: Push him!

They prepare to push him, but Luke looks at R2. Then, R2 reveals Luke's lightersaber. Then, Luke jumps up and come back to the Skiff to grab the lightsaber by R2 who throw it. The fight ensures which Boba Fett join the fight which he lost his gun. Until…..

Sapphire: Boba!

Gold: Boba? Who is Boba?

Han knocks Boba's jet pack leave him to the Sarlacc pit which he will come back in the expanded Universe. In the mist of the chaos, Leia kills Jabba, freed by R2, join Luke to destroy the Sail Barge. They flee from the explosion and they on their respective ships. ON Luke's x-wing….

Crystal: Luke, you better come to the rally meeting.

Silver: Ok.

Gold: Hey, thank you. I own you one.

Silver: You're welcome.

The falcon flew away.

Dia: Where are we going?

Silver: I have a promise. TO an old friend.

As the X-Wing flies away. On the Second Death Star where the Imperial forces are rallying when the Imperial Shuttles enters the Death Star. TIE fighter and bombers are summoned. The true moment for the Imperials to see. The Empress is here! Giovanni stands front of the Shuttle as the Royal Guards come out of the shuttle to form a column line. Giovanni kneed.

Sird: Rise, Lord Giovanni.

Giovanni: My Empress.

Sird: How's your search for young Luke Skywalker?

Giovanni: Close, my Empress.

Sird: Patience. When the time comes, he will come to you and bring him before me.

Giovanni: at once.

Sird: Everything is according to plan.

The Empress laughed evilly! Swamp planet.

Emerald: I got bad news to tell you.

Silver: That Darth Giovanni is my father?

Emerald: Well, not that. I am dying. (He's going to kill the director) For 900 years I reach, so does you. But not that way.

Silver: I came back for finish for the training.

Emerald: No more training do you required. I already know you.

Silver: Then I am a Jedi.

Emerald: No, what you failed was your training. If you defeat Vader, then you can become a true Jedi. Also there is a…another…..sky…walker…

Yoda dies which Luke goes back to the ship.

Silver: I can't do this alone.

Blue Oak: Yoda will always be with you.

Silver: Blue? Why did you tell that Giovanni betray murdered my father?

Blue Oak: Your father was seduced by the Dark Side. What I told you was true in a certain point of view.

Silver: A certain point of view?

Blue Oak: Your father, Red was a good man until the day that he become Giovanni. He's more machine than man. Twisted and evil.

Silver: but I felt something good in him. I can't kill him!

Blue Oak: You cannot escape your destiny.

Silver: I can't do it!

Blue Oak: Then the Emperor has already won.

Silver: He spoken of a another one.

Blue Oak: He was referring to your sister.

Silver: I don't have one.

Blue Oak: She's well protected and close to you.

Silver: Leia is my sister?

Blue Oak: Your feelings can protect your friends, but they can serve the Emperor well if it betray you.

At the Rebel Fleet

Republic Empire: YEAH! I am playing Admiral Ackbar!

Gold: Look at you! A general?

Platinum: Thank you, I learn about military tactics before.

They gather around as Mon Mothma appeared.

Yellow: We gather data that the Emperor is overlooking the construction of a Second Death Star. It can spell doom for us. Many Bothans died to gather this information. Admiral you may.

Republic Empire: You can see here. The Death Star here is not yet operational, but it's protecting by a energy shield. We sent a strike team to destroy the shield bunker. After they destroy the bunker, our fighters can enter the Death Star while our capital ships create a barrier. Also I have here is General Crix Madine.

Clair: We stole a Imperial shuttle. We sent a strike team to deactivate the shield. General Solo, is your team ready?

Gold: I got my core team, I need a command team.

Sapphire: You got me.

Gold: This is not going to be easy.

Crystal: I'm going with you.

Silver: So, am I!

Luke appeared

Gold: I need one more person. Any Volueeters.

Everyone whistles until….

Ruby: What I miss?

They all turn to him.

Ruby: What? OH, no!

At the Hanger

Gold: Landa, are you sure that you're taking care of my ship? She's the fasting ship in the Fleet.

Platinum: Don't worry about it. I can handle. She won't get a scratch. Will you go already?

Gold: Ok.

They go off in the Shuttle.

Sapphire: I hope you remember, RUBY!

Ruby: WHY I AM ALWAYS IN THE WRONG PLACE….

They go to Hypersapce.

Ruby: AND THE WRONG TIME!

At the Death Star

Giovanni: What is my bidding, my Empress?

Sird: send the fleet to the far side of Endor. Then, they will stay until called.

Giovanni: What about the Rebel fleet near Sullest?

Sird: No concern. Soon, the rebel alliance will be crushed and Skywalker with us. Stay at the command ship and wait for my orders.

Giovanni: Yes, mam.

As Giovanni left. At space.

Gold: Ok, we got this. All we to do is get a clearance.

Crystal: I hope you don't mess this up!

Gold: I got this.

At the Super Star Destroyer

Giovanni: Where is that shuttle is going?

Ariana: Shuttle Missingno, what's your destination?

Gold: Um, techincans and forest documentaries for Animal Planet.

Giovanni: um, do they have a code?

Ariana: It's a older code, but it works. Should I hold them?

At the Shuttle

Silver: I sense Giovanni is that ship.

Gold: Don't be that naïve. There are a lot of command ships.

Silver: I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't come here.

Gold: Don't worry about it! We get through this.

Sapphire: What I do?

Gold: I don't know fly causal.

Ruby: In a hands of a brute.

Sapphire: WHY YOU!

She chokes Ruby.

Crystal: Ok, stop! Focus the mission on hand!

Sapphire: NOT UNLESS HE REMEMBER!

Ruby: I..don.'t….know…what…you're…talking about!

At the Super Star Destroyer

Ariana: Should I?

Giovanni: no, let them. I will deal them later.

Ariana: ok.

Outside…

Imperial Officer: You are all clear to go.

As Sapphire hits Ruby by hitting his face. By his punch fist

Sapphire: Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. It will stop if you REMEMBER!

Gold: Hey! We got in.

Crystal: You can stop now!

The shuttle enters while the hitting continues. They come out of the shuttle with Han's Special Forces unit. They spot Scout troopers.

Gold: We can around it.

Silver: That will take time.

Gold: ok. Me, wild Girl, and prissy boy can take of this.

Silver: Quietly, they can be more out there!

Gold: Hey, it's me!

They go to the Scout Troopers. Han goes to one of the Scout troopers. But the branch snaps which nothing appeared. Then, he continues until he broke a glass which nothing happen. Then broke more stuff which the Scout Trooper is like deaf or nothing.

Gold: Huh?

Ruby: That uniform is so nasty!

Scout Trooper: Who said that!

The Scout Trooper turns around as he bitch slaps Han.

Scout Trooper: Get help!

On the hill

Silver: Great! Come on!

Another Scout Trooper gets on until Chewy destroyed it.

Crystal: Look! Two more!

Silver: Leia!

They get on the bikes.

Gold: Wait for me!

But Han continues to duke it with the scout trooper. They began a chase which Luke and Leia gotten one of the bikes which they got chased by two more. Luke hangs back to get the two scout troopers while Leia chases the forward one. Leia manages to destroy it, but loses her bike while Luke destroyed one, but lost his bike as well.

Silver: Got no choice.

He drew out his lightsaber

Scout Trooper: A Jedi?!

He destroyed the bike as the Scout as well. He goes back to the main group.

Pearl: Someone is coming.

They get ready, but Luke appeared.

Gold: You scared us.

Silver: Where' Leia?

Gold: I thought she was with you.

Silver: No, we got separated.

Gold: Alright, we go find. And the rest of you, meet us at the Shield bunker.

Meanwhile, something is walking towards Leia.

(All Dexholders will have their Pokémon in their first stage)

Megaree: Chika?

It points Leia. At first, it was afraid which he pokes her again.

Crystal: Hey!

It gets in a defense position.

Crystal: What happen? Hey, there. Can you help me?

The creature comes close.

Crystal: Looks like I am struck me. Come here.

But it gets aggressive.

Crystal: I won't hurt you. Come here.

Megaree: CHIKA!

Crystal: I know what, you want something to eat. Here

Megaree: Chika?

It grabs the food from her. But suddenly, he hears something.

Crystal: What it is?

Silence until laser fire nearly hit. The creature hides away. Leia look out where it came from. Until

Scout Trooper: YOU! Come on, get up!

She got caught by the Scout trooper.

Scout Trooper: Take your ride, head back to base.

Scout Trooper 2: Yes, sir.

Megaree hits the scout trooper in the leg.

Scout Trooper: What the?

Leia hits the Scout Trooper with a log and she takes down the bike with her blaster.

Crystal: Come on, let's get out of here.

She walks her way until she was stopped by Megaree.

Megaree: Chika! Chika chika chika.

Crystal: Ok.

They head out. At the Death Star, Darth Giovanni arrives at the Throne room.

Sird: I told you, to stay at the command ship.

Giovanni: a small rebel force landed on Endor.

Sird: I know.

Giovanni: My son is with them.

Sird: Funny, I did not. Are your feelings are clear?

Giovanni: My feelings are clear, my empress.

Sird: Well, he will come to you. Then, bring him before me. Go to Endor and await him here.

Giovanni: Yes, my mistress.

At Endor, they see the wreckage of the speeder

Gold: She was here, right?

Silver: Yeah, that's a different one.

Pearl: R2 is still scanning the area.

Dia: Funny, this the last record, she was here.

Sapphire: DO I smell something!

Ruby: Hey, Wait!

They go after her until they found her looking at the dead deer (real life).

Gold: I don't get it. It's a dead, animal.

Sapphire: I'm hungry!

Silver: no, wait!

They all got caught in a net.

Ruby: Great! Always thinking with your stomach!

Sapphire: It's not my fault, I haven't eaten since the trip.

Gold: Yeah, we have a buffet before we left.

Silver: Can you stop arguing and get out of this? Han, can you reach my lightsaber?

Gold: Sure!

Dia: I got a better idea.

Pearl: I don't think it's a good ide…aaaaaaaa!

They all drop to the floor to see more pokemon surround them. A Scyhter points his blades near Han.

Gold: Hey! Point that thing somewhere else.

They argue to do with him until C-3PO appeared.

Pearl: What happen?

They were shocked to see C-3PO and they start worshipping him.

Pearl: What?

Gold: What's going on?

Pearl: It seems they think I am a god?

Gold: A god? Can you use your holiness to get us out of this.

Pearl: I could, but will be improper.

Gold: Improper? Why you!

They turn against him.

Gold: He's a friend.

Luke face palm. At the Village, they had taken the guys to be burn alive.

Gold: I shouldn't see this coming.

Until Leia appeared, but they stopped her.

Crsytal: But these are my friends.

They have told C-3PO to let them go, but there are more problems arose until Luke use his Jedi powers to convince them. At night, the heroes are part of the Tribe. Luke is outside as Leia appeared.

Crystal: What's wrong?

Silver: That My father is Darth Giovanni.

Crystal: your father?

Silver: And you are my sister. I have to go.

Crystal: Luke, why?

Silver: I have to.

Luke left and Han appeared.

Gold: What happen?

Crystal: Oh I want to be alone, Gold.

Gold: Can you tell to Luke. That's you can tell?

Crystal: Gold…I…..

Gold: Look, I'm sorry to….

Crystal: hold me!

They embrace each other. At the Imperial Base, Darth Giovanni arrives as the AT-AT come to the docking bay. The Imperials captured Luke to appear to Darth Giovanni:

Imperial Officer: My lord, this is the Rebel surrendered to us. But there are more of them out there. He was armed with this.

He gives the lightsaber to Giovanni.

Giovanni: Good work, commander. Continue your search.

Imperial Officer: Yes, my lord.

The Imperial Officer and the stormtroopers left.

Giovanni: So, you decide the truth?

Silver: I accept that you once my father, Red.

Giovanni: That name has no longer a meaning to me.

Silver: That's your true self, only forgotten. I know you have good in you. You were manipulated by the Empress herself. You just let go of your hate. That's why you won't take me to your empress now.

Giovanni turns on the Lightsaber.

Giovanni: It seems you made a new lightsaber. But you don't know the power of the Dark Side. I must obey the Mistress.

Silver: No, you can come with me and end this!

Giovanni: It's too late, my son. Now the Empress will show you the ways of the Dark Side.

Silver: Then my father is truly dead.

The Stormtroopers take Luke, but Darth Giovanni has a moment of thought. The shuttle takes off, the Rebel fleet goes to hyperspace to Endor while the Rebels entered the Bunker due of the fact that one of the creatures help to drive out 2 guards to chase one of them. At the Death Star, Luke and Darth Giovanni appeared before the Empress.

Sird: Welcome, Young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You don't need those. Guards, leave us.

The Guards left.

Sird: I been forward to completing your training. Soon, you will call me, Mistress!

Silver: You're wrong, I'll be dead and you with me.

Sird: You think you can beat me? I assure you, we are safe here. What about the attack of your Rebel fleet? Yes, I know all about it.

Silver: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Sird: So, does you confidence in your friends is yours.

Giovanni: It's pointless to resist, my son.

Sird: Everything is according to my designs. On, I lay a trap for your Rebel fleet and your friends at the ground. I have my finest legion awaits them. I'm afraid that energy shield will be operational when your fleet arrives.

At the Bunker….

Imperial Officer: Hey!

Han throws something to caught him off balance. But more come.

Imperial Officer: You rebel-scrum!

They capture them. The Rebel fleet arrived.

Platinum: All ships report in.

Wally: Red leader, standing by.

Green Leader: Green Leader, standing by

Yellow Leader: Yellow, standing by.

Platinum: Gold, leader standing by.

Wally: sent your s-foils to attack position.

They prepare to attack the Death Star.

Republic Empire: May the force be with you.

At the Falcon

Joey: I got a weird reading.

Platinum: Are you sure?

Joey: Something is jamming us.

Platinum: How could they jam us if they knew that we….were coming? Break off the attack!

Wally: I got no reading. Are you sure?

Platinum: All ships! Pull out!

They break off the attack until they face…..

Rebel officer: Sir, we got Imperial fleet near us.

Republic Empire: IT'S A TRAP!

They go head on by incoming…..

Wally: TIE fightes incoming including Bombers.

Green Leader: They are too many!

Platinum: Engage them! Get away from their ships!

Wally: Got it.

They space battle begins as dogfights ensures.

Sird: Now, boy. Witness your destruction of the Alliance and the end of the Rebellion. Yes, you want this do you? Use your anger and hate to kill me.

Silver: no.

Sird: It's unavoidable. It's your destiny.

At Endor forest, the heroes see the Imperial Legion is waiting for them. That until the Pokemon that the heroes benefit came to….

Camera reel stops

Sorry about this, due of the Director's decision to have this scenes between Pokemon and Imperial forces was taken out due of the backlash we get. Imagine someone from PETA will come to the Director and show disturbing videos he wishes not to see. We are sorry to show this because of this. I hope you can understand this. We can only show the battle scenes between the Imperial Forces and the Rebels only. Start the Roll.

The Camera reel resumes.

The Rebel fleet holds out

Platinum: That's strange? Why the fighters are attacking us and not their ships?

At the Imperial Fleet

Saturn: Mam, we are in attack position.

Ariana: Just hold.

Cyrus: We are not going to attack.

Ariana: Don't worry, I got the orders from the Empress herself. All we have to do is to prevent their escape.

At the Death Star

Sird: Now, you will witness the firepower of this fully armed battlestation. Fire at will, commander.

They prepare to fire the superlaser.

Sabrina: Fire!

They fire the laser to one of the Rebel capital ships.

Platinum: That thing is operational! This is Gold leader!

Republic Empire: Prepare for retreat!

Platinum: I won't let you do that!

Republic Empire: That thing will kill us!

Platinum: We got no choice to give Han more time.

At the ground, the rebel commandos hold out.

Gold: I think we need something to get this thing.

Crystal: R2, we need you!

R2 appeared.

Dia: Need my help?

He works on it until the stormtrooper hits R2.

Dia: NOT AGAIN!

Pearl: Dia, why you have to be so brave?

Dia: I hit twice in this saga.

Gold: I got no choice then.

Crystal: I cover you, Gold.

The battle rages in Space when the Rebel fleet attacks the Imperial fleet at close range which they suffer heavy losses. At the Death Star…

Sird: Your fleet is lost. And your friends will not survive. It's all comes down to this.

Luke looks at his lightsaber at her side.

Sird: Still want this, do you? Take it. Stike me down and your journey to the Dark Side will be completed.

At the moment, Luke grabs the Lightsaber to begin the fight. But it started with Death Giovanni. At the Endor….

Sapphire: Come on!

Ruby: What's your plan?

Sapphire: That!

Showing a AT-ST as she grabs the vine to get there.

Sapphire: Climb on!

Ruby: I don't think it's a good….IDEA!

They go the AT-ST which she knocks the hatch.

AT-ST Pilot: What was that?

AT-ST copilot: I got it.

He opens it which he was grab and toss aside which Chewy punches him to death. He threw him out.

Sapphire: So, I push this.

The machine starts working.

Ruby: Hey! I am taking over!

At the Bunker….

Gold: I got it!

Failure!

Gold: Whoops!

Stomtrooper hits Leia.

Gold: Crys! Are you alright?

Crystal: IT's not biggie.

Stormtrooper: Freeze! Don't move!

Han sees Leia is ready with her gun.

Gold: Crys, I love you.

Leia: I love you too, you perv.

Stormtrooper: Hands up!

When Han got out of the way, Leia kills two stormtroopers. Han was amazed, but shocked to see the AT-ST.

Gold: Oh, shit! Stand back!

But the hatch opens to be…

Sapphire: Hey, Bitches! I killed like 100 stormtroopers with this.

Gold: That's cool!

Sapphire: Damn right, it's is. You see this squirrel.

The laser hits it.

Sapphire: BAM!

Gold: That's great. Can you blast this door open?

Sapphire: Hey, look a butterfly. Not anymore!

Laser hits it.

Sapphire: Hey speedy bird. Sorry about this! Bam!

Laser hits the bird. Then she looks at a bee hive. She grins evily.

Sapphire: oh, Ruby.

Ruby: What?

Sapphire: Let me handle the controls from there.

Ruby: Ok, what I do?

Sapphire: Just stay there.

Ruby: I got a bad feeling about….

The laser hits the hive which attacks Ruby….

Ruby: Not the bees. AHHH! Oh, my eyes! Argh! Argh! My eyes! AHAH! ARGH! ARGH!

He keeps rolling around to drive them.

Crystal: Should we help him?

Gold: eh?

Ruby: I think….I think.

He collapses on the ground.

Sapphire: That's one time for not….REMEMBERING IT!

She takes out the meds to Ruby.

Gold: Wait! I got an idea.

At the Death Star, as Luke battling Darth Vader.

Sird: Good, let your anger flow you.

Luke turns off.

Giovanni: It's unwise to lower your defenses…..

He attacks Luke which he jumps up.

Silver: I can't do. You are in a conflict. Internal conflict.

Giovanni: There is no conflict.

Silver: Then I won't fight.

Giovanni: IF you don't fight, then you will meet your end!

He threw his lightsaber to cut the brigde which Luke disappear. The Empress laughed evily. At the Space front, the rebels are still holding on.

Platinum: Come on! Old Uncle. Don't let me down.

At the Planetside, they lure the Imperials to a trap that allowed the rebels to take the shield by having charges.

Giovanni: You can't hide forever, Luke.

Silver: I will not fight.

Giovanni: Join the darkside. It's the only way to save your friends including your sister. You have a twin sister. So, Blue Oak has hidden her from me. His failure is now complete. If you don't join, perhaps she will….

Silver: NEVER!

At a fit of rage, he overwhelm Darth Giovanni until Giovanni lost his hand and lightsaber.

Sird: Good! You're fulfilling your destiny. Now take your place with me in your father's side.

Luke look at his robotic arm and compare to Giovanni's hand.

Silver: Never! I will not join the Dark side. You failed your highness. I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Sird: So, be it Jedi.

At the ground, the shield is destroyed as the Rebel space fighters enter the Death Star. But at the Death Star…

Sird: If you don't give in, then you will be destroyed!

She force lighting him.

Sird: So, much planning! And your failure to listen! Your skills are no match against the Dark side of the Force.

She continue to do which Luke is in pain.

Silver: Father, please! ARGHHHH!AHHHHHHHHH!

Giovanni just look as he is making a choice.

Sird: Now, you will die.

She resume back to torturing him to die.

Silver: AHHHHHH!

Now Giovanni stare at disbelief which he made a choice to stop the Empress from killing Luke.

Sird: What are you doing!

He threw her out to her death as she falls and exploded.

Silver: Father?

He grabs Darth Giovanni, now Red in his arms. The Rebel forces destroyed the Super Star Destroyer, and enter the core of the Death Star. While Luke drags Red to the shuttle.

Giovanni: Luke, take this mask off.

Silver: You will die!

Giovanni: That can't stop now. I want to see you in my own eyes.

He removes the mask to see his face at last.

Giovanni: Go, my son. Leave me.

Silver: No, I taking with me. I don't want leave you. I got to save you.

Giovanni: you already did. Tell your sister, you were right about me.

Silver: Father?

Then Red and Darth Giovanni die.

Silver: no. no. no.

He teary cries as he takes the body into the shuttle. They escape from the Death Star II which it exploded which they make out in time. At the planet….

Gold: I hope Luke wasn't on it.

Crystal: no.

Gold: If he comes back, I get out of the way.

Leia hits him in the head.

Crystal: No you idiot! He's my brother.

Gold: Oh. My bad.

Megaree: Chika!

They put the bushes around Megaree as they make out. Now, they all celebrated for the defeat of the Empire, but Luke put up a pyre funeral for his father now become one with the force at last. Planets in the Galaxy celebrated the victory of the Rebel alliance. At the planet, both Pokemon and the Rebels are celebrating the victory they earn in the bloody war. Luke sees the force ghosts of Blue Oak, Yoda, and Red (Special Edition fools). They all turn to the Camera.

THE END!

Author's notes: IT's finally over! I can rest now! Man that was a long time to do. I will do a after show chapter to see our cast members have done. It's my masterpiece to done except there will changes in editing. Review this if you my version of Star Wars with your Dexholders. I hope you enjoy this Star Wars Saga, but I won't do Episode 7 for reasons I have. Now the credits!

Director: Republic Empire

Starring

Red, Blue Oak, Green, Yellow, Lance, Giovanni, Gold, Crystal, Silver, Pearl, Diamond, Platinum, Cryus, Saturn, Ariana, Proton, Petral, Archer, Lorei, Sapphire, Ruby, Achie, and the rest of the cast done a good job.

Music: John Williams (I don't own him.)

The rest of the Production: I credit you all for your hard work.

Now, I can take a break. Review and offer me a title to do. It's February, give me a romantic theme film to do. Alas, I can rest now and for the Dexholders to rest until further do!

Have a nice reading!