DEAR FREAKING GOD I AM SO SORRY FOR SORT OF NEGLECTING THIS

mmm so I'm gonna quit being a lazy cake and post the rest of this I know you're all dying from the suspense, right?


"Gary what are you doing."

"I'm touching your leg."

"Why."

"I like your leg," he said, stroking it sensually. I shivered as he stroked my knee. That was my pleasure spot. Bitch knows how to party.

Gary decided we should buy a saw so we went to this place called Celadon City to the department store there. He had this bird thing that flew us and then dropped us but we landed in a pond in some old guy's yard. Gary broke my fall.

We entered the store, casually strolling around until I heard shouting of familiar voices.

Dere dey were. Austria, in his purple party dress and Poland in his pink one. Fighting over a purse.

"JOU ARE ZE MAN!"

"NO LIKE, YOU'RE TOTALLY THE MAN!"

Austria shoved Poland to the floor and took a chainsaw, cutting off his head. Sparkly blood squirted all over. Yay.

Gary took the chainsaw from Austria and cut my leg off. Ow. He then proceeded to run away. With my leg. I saw him beating a cashier with it. Dragging myself over to him, I grabbed his leg and pulled it, causing him to let out a significant amount of bodily gasses that propelled him out of the window and over to Johto. What.

My leg regenerated like a starfish and suddenly I couldn't breathe. Running over to that old guy's pond, I dove in, feeling relief to my lungs. I took drags of water like the pothead I was. Kumaishitonpuppies walked over and demanded food. I flipped him off and he moved back to the arctic. That'll show him.

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