Chapter: 9/24

Words: 198

Warnings: Reno POV, cursing

AN: Woot, chapter nine already! I'm really enjoying this. For once, Reno's the butt of the joke. But it's okay, maybe someday Suguru will redeem himself. Maybe. Probably not, though.


Age Four: Feed Baby Baby Food

"Whyyyyyy do I have to feeeeeeeeeeed youuuuu?" I ask the child boredly, "You're fucking four, you should be able to feed your Goddamn self."

"Fee' Go''amn sef."

"Yer gonna get me in trouble talkin' like that, kid." I sigh, shaking my head, which is resting in my hand as I hold the spoon of mush to the kid's mouth. He won't take it, and, instead, splashes and blows it all over the place, making a mess of everything but me. Because I have a shield. I hold up one of Rude's giant dictionaries when I'm being threatened with nasty goop. I'm also mostly naked, so that helps.

"Reno, he isn't eating."

"If he wants to starve, that's his problem."

"You gotta make it fun." He then took the spoon from me and began to coo at the creature before him, making stupid faces and talking funny. I roll my eyes and sit back. However, it seems that this works, because that little worm is eating, now.

"I think he just hates me, is all." I lean down and whisper into his ear, "I hate you." before leaving the room.


AN: N'aww, poor Reno. He can't seem to get this baby stuff down okay. And I know that four isn't the age of a baby, but Reno will continue to call him that, I think, so there. XD And Rude babies him so much he still eats baby food.