Dream job, well one of them, being on SNL. I have characters and accents coming out the ass. Actually, I think in 2014 the world is going to get introduced to Patsy Vernice Vernackle.
Ch 9
Jake leaned down and whispered in Bella's ear, as he continued to grind up against her ass. "I think it worked." She looked up to see Edward making his way through the crowd.
"Sex on stick is headed our way. Goddamn, that man is fine. What I wouldn't give to see those gorgeous green eyes staring up at me with my cock in his mouth."
"What makes you think it would be your cock in his mouth?" Bella asked smirking.
"Please, Bells. One look at my dick and he'd be begging to suck me off. Are you sure he's not gay? He's too pretty to be straight."
"Pretty sure his taste runs more along the lines of the vagina kind," Bella said as she bent over and ground her ass against Jake.
"A boy can dream. Although, we shouldn't leave out the possibility that he swings both ways. Maybe he'd be down for a threesome," Jake said as he smacked her ass and tugged on her hair.
"You know that would mean you'd have to see my vagina right?"
"As long as it doesn't look like floppy chicken skin, I think I can manage. I'll just close my eyes." Bella started laughing.
"You never know - my vagina just might make you reconsider. I've been told its magic."
"Ha! What do you do, make dicks disappear?"
"May I cut in?" Edward said, flashing his best panty-dropping smile. He was a little worried that he had lost his chance when he saw Bella dancing with another guy - until said tall, dark, and buff was looking at him like he was something to eat. He quickly realized the only thing he had to worry about was possibly fending him off.
"By all means, be my guest. I hear an Appletini screaming my name anyway."
Jake leaned and whispered in Bella's ear, "I want details. Al the dirty, dirty details."
Bella nodded and smiled.
"Watch out for this one," he said to Edward. "She bites." With a wink, a smirk, and a slap on Edward's ass, he was gone.
A/N
Bell and her magical floppy chicken skin vagina.
XOZO
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