Blaine is so stupid in this episode. Sooo oblivious. I wanted to smack him. But hey, that's how RIB wrote it. And there's plenty of Niff in this chapter so I guess that makes up for it. Grrr. Anyways my bestest friend in the entire world Dayi (who is the original owner of this ff account, I jacked it from her. She still posts stories tho, occasionally) went to see H2$ and I didn't go because my mother has this thing for not letting me go to concerts when I never ask to go anywhere so I cried when she said I wasn't allowed to go (she already made me miss the StarKid concert, and the tickets had actually been bought that time. I cried for a week) and this was totally unnecessary so I'll leave you guys to the story. Kthxbye

Disclaimer: Must I? *sighs* fine, I don't own glee.

The moment Wes' gavel echoed that the meeting was over Jeff shot up, attempting to reach Kurt, but Blaine beat him to it. He watched the shorter boy bounce over to Kurt's side, a brilliant smile on his face, and even from the other side of the room Jeff could see Kurt's tears. Uh oh, not the waterworks. The blonde boy craned his neck over the swarm of Warblers to see Kurt pick up his bag but dark brown bangs covered his view. He frowned, ready to glare at the person who dared cover his view until he met Nick's eyes. The older boy smiled up at Jeff, kissing the blonde and wrapping his arms around Jeff's waist. A giggle escaped Jeff's lips as he bent down to give Nick a deeper kiss.

"What's so funny, sir?" said Nick, giving Jeff a chaste kiss.

"I still can't believe I love someone so short," Jeff murmured against Nick's lips. Nick laughed, twisting his head to kiss Jeff's neck.

"Just for that I should withhold my present," Nick purred, his voice low and sultry. Jeff shivered as Nick's warm breath hit his neck.

"Please don't," Jeff moaned, sucking on the spot behind Nick's jaw that drove Nick insane. Nick sucked in his breath.

"Horndog," he growled. Jeff licked Nick's lips.

"You got that right," Jeff said breathily, kissing Nick sloppily with too much blonde moaned when Nick ran his tongue over the roof of Jeff's mouth.

"Whoa! Guys, keep it PG," Cameron shouted. Jeff broke away to glare at Cameron, smiling when Nicholas approached the annoying boy. Nicholas looked at Jeff, smiling nervously before he took Cameron's hand and pulled him aside.

"Let's give them privacy. Besides, we need to find Kurt cause he looked like he was gonna cry," Jeff whispered, leading Nick out of the now empty (except for Cameron and Nicholas) Warbler room. "And we should probably find him before class starts." Which turned out to be easy. Kurt was in his room, sobbing and singing softly. Jeff and Nick pressed their ears to the door.

I sense there's something in the wind

That feels like tragedy's at hand

And though I'd like to stand by him

Can't shake this feeling that I have

The worst is just around the bend

And does he notice

My feelings for him

And will he see

How much he means to me

I think it's not to be

What will become of my dear friend

Where will his actions lead us then

Although I'd like to join the crowd

In their enthusiastic cloud

Try as I may it doesn't last

And will we ever

End up together

No I think not

It's never to become

For I am not the one

And will we ever

End up together

No I think not

It's never to become

For I am not

The one

Jeff and Nick exchanged worried glances, quietly entering the room. Kurt was sitting on his bed, tears down his round cheeks, blue-grey eyes staring listlessly at his hands.

"Am I being too dramatic?" Kurt said, so softly they almost didn't hear him.

"No, sweetie. It's completely understandable. I honestly thought, and I'm sure I can speak for all the Warblers, that he was gonna confess his love for you," said Jeff, kneeling before him and taking Kurt's hands. Nick wiped the tears off Kurt's cheeks gently and the boy snivelled.

"It's scary how much that song fits my life story right now," said Kurt, chuckling softly. Jeff grimaced, meeting Nick's gaze.

"You gonna be ok? If you want I can cover for you-"

"I'm fine. It's ok. It'd be suspicious if I skipped. I'll just wash my face," said Kurt, disappearing into the bathroom. Nick stroked Jeff's cheek fondly, giving him a smile with a loving look in his eyes.

"What?" Jeff asked. Nick pressed his lips softly to Jeff's, pressing their foreheads together.

"I love you, you know that right?" Nick whispered, his breath mingling with Jeff's. Jeff smiled, his eyes watering.

"I love you, too, Nicky," said Jeff, his breath shaky.

"Don't cry, my heart," said Nick, fixing Jeff's hair. A single tear rolled down Jeff's cheek. Nick kissed the tear, caressing Jeff. Jeff laughed softly, sniffing as he buried his head into Nick's neck. A soft knock made them look up. Kurt came out of the bathroom, sitting on his bed and Thad was by the door.

"Hey there, bunny. What's up?" said Kurt, laughing softly. Thad smiled, readjusting his tie.

"How did you guys know you were gay?" said Thad, nervously fixing his tie again.

"I just knew," said Kurt. Jeff nodded in agreement.

"I kissed a girl and I didn't like it," said Nick. The boys laughed at the Katy Perry reference.

"Why do you ask? Do you think you're gay?" Jeff asked, his voice soft and sweet, the tone he only reserved for special moments when people were going through a rough moment or he was all emotional. Thad shrugged, rubbing the back of his neck.

"I think I like Skyler," he whispered.

"Hey, it's ok. Have you told him?" Nick asked, standing up to put an arm around Thad. Thad gave him a horrified look.

"I only just realised I'm gay! Plus, he's younger than me-"

"Nicky's older than me, and you still pushed him onto me," said Jeff with a wink. Thad blushed, averting his eyes.

"I suppose I cou-"

"He kissed me!" Nicholas yelled, tackling Thad and taking Nick with him.

"Wait, seriously?" Jeff, Kurt and Nick grinned.

"Who kissed you?" Thad asked, prying Nicholas' arms off him.

"I did," said Cameron, picking up a squealing taller boy pressed a kiss to Nicholas' lips, who thankfully was being held by Cameron or he would've fallen due to his knees giving out.

"Hate to break the love fest but we have class," said Nick, helping Jeff up. The boys groaned, rushing to their classes. Jeff and Kurt snuck into french class, taking the two seats behind Blaine. The lead Warbler gave them looks of mock horror, winking at Kurt before turning back to his notes. Kurt opened his notebook, blushing when it opened to a large red heart in which two names were written: Blaine + Kurt. He made to flip the page when Jeff slammed his hand down on it, mouth open in surprise. The whole class turned at the sound. Kurt was beet red. Madame Fevrier raised one thin eyebrow.

"Sorry, Madame. Just some notes I missed," Jeff purred. Blaine turned his head, attempting to read the names through Jeff's long fingers. The blonde pulled the notebook away. "Nosy." Blaine stuck his tongue out at them. Once the class busied themselves again, Jeff looked at the heart, doodling something on the margins. Kurt finally got his notebook back, reading the new additions with a confused frown: Klaine, Kliss, Klex. What do they mean? Kurt scrawled in Jeff's notebook. Klaine is Kurt+Blaine. Kliss is Klaine kiss. Klex is Klaine sex. Kurt squeaked when he saw Jeff's response, scratching out Jeff's swirly handwriting. Jeff scrawled Klaine Sex all over Kurt's fresh sheet of notes to Kurt's dismay. The countertenor blushed, ripping out the paper and crumpling it into a ball. Jeff smirked as Kurt slid out of his chair to throw out the paper, brushing past Blaine. The countertenor looked down at Blaine's paper, freezing momentarily before throwing the paper into the waste basket and dropping into his chair with tears in his eyes. Jeff pulled out his phone.

New Message: Doll Hummelicious

What's wrong, dear?

He tapped send, waiting for Kurt's reply.

Doll Hummelicious

He had a blaine + jeremiah heart in his nb

Jeff bit his lip, taking Kurt's hand in his. A tear fell on Jeff's hand and Kurt was quick to wipe off the trail. He blinked away the tears, sniffing. Blaine turned around, giving Kurt a worried look. Damn this boy and his supersonic hearing! Kurt smiled but it didn't reach his eyes. He waved Blaine off, sighing.

"It's never to become, for I am not the one," Kurt sang softly.

"Is that Sally's Song? I love that song! It's kinda sad for Valentine's Day, though, don't you think?" Blaine whispered.

"Monsieur Anderson! Il y a quelque chose que vous souhaitez partager avec la classe?" said Madame Fevrier, rapping on Blaine's desk with a ruler.

"No signora, mi e stato semplicamente commentando la bellezza dei testi Disney," Blaine replied.

"Ahore se jodio la cosa," Jeff muttered.

"Watashi wa sono yona ko to koi ni ochita shinjiru koto ga dekinai," Kurt rolled his eyes.

"Ho intezione di esser completamente onesti e dire che Kurt giapponese parla in realta e davvero attreante," said Blaine with a wink.

"Que tu que? No me jodas," said Jeff, leaning forward excitedly.

"Kore wa orashiku suu tame ni okotte iru," Kurt muttered.

"Absurdites assez. Faire votre travail, messieurs," Madame Fevrier hit Blaine's desk so hard Jeff was surprised the yardstick didn't snap.

"Buzzkill," Blaine grumbled, turning around to finish the handout.

"Mr. Dapper! How dare you!" Jeff gasped, giving Blaine a look of mock horror. Kurt snorted with laughter as Blaine's back snapped straight and he smoothed out his blazer, winking at Kurt and shooting him a charming smile. Pain shone in Kurt's eyes even as he smiled back at Blaine, sighing heavily. Jeff rubbed Kurt's back, hoping, just hoping, that the Gap Attack would be a disaster.

I liked this chapter. :{D anyways, more translations (i used google translate for everything except the spanish, so forgive me if it's wrong):

Monsieur Anderson! Il y a quelque chose que vous souhaitez partager avec la classe?: Mr. Anderson! Is there something you wish to share with the class?

No signora, mi e stato semplicamente commentando la bellezza dei testi Disney: No madame, I was simply commenting on the beauty of Disney.

Ahora se jodio la cosa: (loosely translated) shit's gonna go down now.

Watashi wa sono yona ko to koi ni ochita shinjiru koto ga dekinai: I can't believe I fell in love with such a child

Ho intenzione di esser completamente onesti e dire che Kurt giapponese parla in realta e davvero attreante: In all honesty, I think Kurt speaking japanese is super attractive.

Que tu que? No me jodas: you what? don't fuck with me

Kore wa orashiku suu tame ni okotte ire: This day is going to royally suck

Absurdites assez. Faire votre travail, messieurs: Stop being absurd. Do your work, sirs.

More Kurt getting heartbroken next chapter. Sorry, guys. It's how RIB wrote it. (although, I'm changing things after Born This Way, but we'll get to that when it happens