Hey guys, I've fixes the paragraphs and sentences as best I can. As for part 2 I'll maybe either upload it later on this week or next week.


It's been three days. The gang comes up with various ways to survive in a house with Chi Chi, plus protecting the pregnancy until they hear,

"Can someone tell me what the hell's going on here?!" Vegeta asks. Everyone's surprised that Vegeta showed up.

Piccolo asks "What are you doing here?"

"I came to see if I can train, what are you three doing here?!"

Gohan didn't know if he should keep this a secret from others, then again it is Vegeta, he doesn't care for anything. "I was hiding up here for a few days."

Vegeta replies "I can see that, your mother keeps coming to the house these last few days thinking you're with Bulma!"

Krillin asks "You're living with Bulma now Vegeta?"

"Only for training!" Vegeta makes it clear. "Now that I found Kakarot's brat I can just bring the woman up here so she can leave us alone!"

Gohan stops him "Wait Vegeta! You can't tell her I'm here!"

"Why not?!"

"I'll go back with you, I'll explain everything on the way."

After giving their goodbyes and promising again if anything goes wrong to meet back here, Gohan leaves with Vegeta now heading to Capsule Corp to pick up his mother. He couldn't make eye contact with Vegeta, not after that dream he had of him.

"So… did my mom cause any trouble?"

Vegeta asks "What the hell's wrong with your mom kid, speak now!"

Gohan explains "Oh right, well…here's what happened, my mom's in love with me."

Vegeta instantly stops "You're stealing your father's woman?"

Gohan instantly replies "What no! That's sick!"

Vegeta tells him "You don't need to worry runt. Back at planet vegeta there's been numerous incest. Usually the offspring claim one of their parents for sexual play. Most of the time they just do it as a form of practice before marriage."

Gohan was glad he wasn't born on vegeta. "Trust me Vegeta I'm not interested in my mom, I'll never look at her that way."

"Then what's her deal?"

"She raped me...in my sleep..." Every time Gohan explains that part, it gives him a terrible cringe.

Vegeta asks "Did you tell her to back off, that you're not interested?"

"Don't you think I've tried, that's why I was at the lookout the last three days. The thing is my dad got my mom pregnant, but she thinks It's mine. So as my revenge, we decided to let her think I got her pregnant so she won't hurt the baby."

Vegeta chuckles then starts laughing "I've got to say that's hilarious! Hahaha! Count me in." "What?"

"Don't make me repeat myself brat, I want in on your plan."

Gohan was stumped "But why?"

"Because your mother's been driving me crazy the last few days. She's been insulting me behind my back with Bulma and keeps threatening me because of our little battle years ago."

Gohan remembers "That makes sense, alright you can help us."

"What do I have to do?"

"Just keep our plan a secret from my Mom or anyone else, only me Piccolo and the Z fighters know about this."

"Oh I can imagine the look on her face nine months after you break it to her." Vegeta laughs some more.

Capsule Corp.

They both went inside to find Bulma and Chi Chi talking to each other. When Chi Chi saw Gohan walking in with Vegeta she quickly springs up

"Gohan! Oh my Gohan I found you, I've missed you so much!" she tries hugs him. Gohan pushes her before she can even touch him.

Vegeta steps in "I found him along the way."

Chi Chi looks at Vegeta as if he were trash. "Gohan did that alien mongrel do anything to hurt you?! Tell me honey so I can end his life!"

Gohan can feel Vegeta trying so hard to hold back his power,

Bulma steps in "Calm down Chi Chi, Vegeta found him so be thankful that he did."

"Hmph! Let's go home honey."

Bulma exclaims "Oh Gohan congrats that you're going to be a big brother."

Gohan smiles and gladfully thanks her "Thanks Bulma, say hi to Trunks for me."

"Let's go Gohan!" Chi Chi yells over to him.

As they got home Chi Chi quickly holds Gohan's face trying to plant a kiss on his lips, but Gohan instinctively holds her by the throat which caused Chi Chi to let go. Gohan let go after she did.

Gasping for air, the woman questions her son "Why…? Why did you do that?!" she breathes.

Gohan explains "You raped me you miserable bitch!"

*Crack* Chi Chi slaps her son on his face. "I didn't rape you!" She quickly apologizes after realizing what she'd done. "Honey? Oh honey I'm so so sorry, Mommy didn't want to hit you but you shouldn't have made me angry."

This is the first time Gohan called his mother a bitch. He wonders why he enjoyed that, It just rolled off the tongue so good. All the years of working him like a dog and harassing him completely disappeared when he called her that. To him that was worth it. He rubs out the pain. "Good."

"Good?" Chi Chi asks "Is that any way to treat your future bride?!"

Gohan repeats himself "I already told you I don't love you! I'll never be with you even if you were one of the last women on earth!"

Chi Chi takes a deep breath in. "I'm not angry at you darling, I know you're still a child, you're too young to understand, you probably wished you wore a condom before you had sex with me."

The half saiyan groans, pissed that his mother would even assume that the intercourse was consent.

Chi Chi holds her abdomen. "Don't worry honey, once our baby's born, you'll learn to be a great husband and father.

First month:

The first month has passed by, Gohan knew this wasn't going to be easy. His mother can't stop touching him. Gohan has to keep pushing her off or go outside to hide from her. Like today, he's outside sitting on a tall tree. Tall enough so his mother won't find him. He wonders, if he does grow big, will he have more authority to tell his Mother to stay away from him. The half breed also wonders what his little sibling will look like, will it be a girl or a boy? If it's a girl he can already imagine how the scenario will turnout. He imagines his mother growing furiously jealous that his little sister is taking all of her big brother's attention. Of course knowing her she'll probably plan someway to get rid of her. Gohan then thought "Maybe it's much safer with a little brother. Then again she's still saiyan maybe she'll be able to take care of herself." Now Gohan imagines his little sister as a super saiyan.

Second month:

While Gohan is watching some TV, Chi Chi hops onto his lap wearing her frilly lingerie.

"Wanna play with Mommy Gohan?"

Gohan freaks out "Get off of me!" he wiggles his way out.

Chi Chi flirts with him, "You can't ignore me forever darling, I'm your wildest dream come true." She winks.

"Mom, shouldn't you be taking care of your health?" said Gohan now standing on the couch with his arms crossed.

"Oh honey I'm just trying to have a little fun with you before I start ballooning up."

Gohan retorts "I'd rather you balloon up."

Chi Chi giggles "Don't worry darling I'll still keep my figure after birth. After all, you wrecked my pussy when you came out and I still look good in your eyes."

Gohan didn't want to hear this again, so he leaves to his room.

Chi Chi exclaims "Honey wait, did you find an interest in pregnant women? If you want I can wait until I'm seven months."

Gohan slams the door. He sets up a decoy on his bed this time. After he sets it up, he leaves from his window.

On his way to his hangout spot, he senses a familiar Ki heading there too. "Vegeta?" As he lands he sees the prince also at his spot

"Vegeta, what are you doing here?"

Vegeta replies "I just want to know how the plan's going. Don't think I'm worried or anything brat, this is just a game to me!"

Gohan laughs "I never asked if you were worried."

"Shut up, you assumed!"

Gohan didn't know why but he's always glad to see Vegeta doing something other than training, which reminds him.

"Hey Vegeta, now that Dad's gone, are you still going to train?"

Vegeta replies "Of course I am, I have to surpass you now."

Gohan grins "You don't have to worry. You can surpass me if you want, I have to focus on more important things right now. Oh, I keep forgetting, thanks for saving me from Cell Vegeta."

Vegeta responds "Don't mention it kid. Next time don't be an idiot and let your enemy recover."

"Right."

Vegeta asks "I have a question, if your mother is bothering you so much why don't you just destroy her?"

Gohan replies "Are you crazy, she's pregnant."

"But if she weren't bearing your sibling?"

"I still wouldn't, my dad always told me to be responsible with my powers so I can't hurt people." "But she's hurting you and she almost poisoned Kakarot."

"Wait how did you-"

"Baldy told me."

Gohan thought about what Vegeta just said. His mother is a heartless person, maybe the world would be right without her. No, he can't! Even if he were to do it, his grandfather still loves her, it wouldn't be fair to him.

"I can't Vegeta, she's still my grandpa's daughter."

The prince wonders "Does he know what's going on?"

"No…"

"Hmm…"

Gohan changes subjects "Vegeta, I was wondering."

"What is it?"

"When you said all that incest stuff back at planet vegeta it made me wonder. Did you sleep with your own parents?"

Vegeta looked annoyed "Why? Do want tips?"

Gohan replies "No! I.. Uh...sorry, that was a personal question huh, I shouldn't-."

"Or you rather prefer sleeping with me."

"Wha...no! I mean… I didn't mean it as a…" Gohan felt his face burning red making Vegeta laugh his ass off.

"You're more pathetic as Kakarot brat!" he smirks.

Gohan should feel pissed but that smile... It made him feel a bit weak... "Look I'm sorry I asked okay."

"If you really want to know, I didn't. The planet blew up when I was just a kid."

Gohan completely forgot about Freeza blowing up planet vegeta. "Sorry about that."

The prince lays on the ground. "Whatever, it would have been awkward, my father and mother already had someone."

Now Gohan grew more curious.

Third month:

Chi Chi drags her son shopping with her. Gohan felt he didn't have a choice. If anything would've happened to her pregnancy, she would just try to violate him again.

"Oh honey look at how small these baby clothes are." she gazes them. "I remember how cute you looked in your clothes, especially your white bow tie."

Gohan groans in disgust. Three months have already passed and Gohan starts to notice a small bump forming on her abdomen. "Mom isn't it too early for us to be shopping for baby stuff?"

"Oh Gohan, we have to prepare early for his arrival."

"His? We don't know what their gender is yet, it's only been three months."

Chi Chi smiles "I'd rather it be a boy. There's no way I'm keeping a girl, she'll take all your attention away from me."

"Are you serious?"

"I'm serious Gohan."

Chi Chi says in her stern voice. Why is Gohan not surprised.

"Why would you be jealous towards your own daughter?"

"Because Gohan, she'll be much younger than I am, and since she's going to be a quarter saiyan she's going to stay young for a while. Which means you'll be attracted to her because of that!"

"Oh my god… would you stop it! What are you going to do if you do have a daughter?"

"I'll just give her away to some family that needs her more."

"Wow, mother of the year!"

Chi Chi hates it when her son uses sarcasm against her. They both hear a voice yelling

"Hey Gohan!" They both turn to see Krillin and 18? Chi Chi panics a little seeing 18. Gohan looked surprised

"Krillin, I'm glad to see you. What are you two doing here?"

"We were passing by and saw you two here so we decided to say hi."

As they came over to where they are, Gohan whispers to Krillin

"Are you and her…?"

Krillin blushes "We're actually on a date right now."

18 greets Gohan and Chi Chi "Hey."

Gohan notices the look on 18's face when she looks at his mother. It had a look of worry, just like when Krillin was worried when Gohan decided to take care of his mother. "Does she know what's going on?" Gohan thought.

Chi Chi tells Gohan "I'll be over there if you need me darling."

As she walks away Krillin asks

"Isn't it early to be shopping baby stuff?"

Gohan replies "That's what I asked her, she said she wants to prepare."

"Is everything fine so far?"

"Besides arguing every moment of the day, everything's going well I guess. I'll tell you more about it later, I don't want to ruin your date." Gohan winks.

Krillin laughs "Right."

After they both leave Chi Chi asks "What is 18 doing with Krillin?"

Gohan replies "They're on a date."

"Sick! I've never seen anyone so desperate enough to take their sex toy out in public!"

Gohan retorts "Don't you start mom, leave them alone!"

"Oh no, it's alright. Those two are so strange they truly belong together, and hey maybe 18 will give birth to a toaster. It'll have the same shine as Krillin's head." sneered Chi Chi.

Oh how Gohan hates his mother's rotten attitude. He grins, thinking of a perfect way to piss her off.

"Really? I think Krillin's lucky."

Chi Chi asks "Oh, why is that?"

Gohan's grin grew bigger "I mean look at her, she's got a smoking hot body. Big breasts, bottom and no imperfections at all. The best part is, even if she gets older she'll stay the same, no wrinkles or any signs of aging. I guess that's why she's 18." Gohan laughs a bit. He looks over to Chi Chi who is now furious. She brings her fist down on a table full of baby clothing on display with just one fist, breaking the table close to a half, scaring the customers around them. The employees come up to them

"Ma'am, what is your proble-"

"RAAAAAAAGH!" The two workers back off not wanting to get assaulted by this crazy bitch.

Fourth month:

"Gohan honey can you get the door." Gohan opens the door revealing his grandpa.

"Grandpa!"

"Hey Gohan, how's my favorite grandson?"

Gohan laughs "Grandpa I'm your only grandson."

His grandfather laughs with him "Well I'm going to have another one, I need a favorite." he jokes around. "Oh I'm just kidding, you both are my favorites. Is your mom ready?"

"Right here Dad." Chi Chi carefully comes down the stairs.

"You look so beautiful kiddo. You almost remind me of your mother."

"Oh Dad."

"Alright let's go before we're late."

The three go to the hospital for an appointment. They have to do an ultrasound to make sure the baby is okay. On their way inside Chi Chi couldn't stop holding her son's hands. Gohan let go a few times until his Grandfather notices

"Everything okay Gohan?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?"

"I see a lot of hand movement going on between you and your Mom's."

"My hands are sweaty right now." Gohan quickly said. He hasn't told his grandfather what's going on, afraid that he'll either dissapoint, hurt or upset him.

They've waited until they were called. Gohan hopes the baby is okay and that his mother didn't do anything to hurt it. "Son Chi Chi, the doctor will see you now." The receptionist calls them. As they made their way into the room Gohan got a wonderful surprise to see who their doctor is.

"Hey aren't you that nurse that took care of my dad and I?"

The doctor looks up and is also surprised to see those two again "Well well well, I wondered why that last name was so familiar. I haven't seen you two in a while, how have you been?" Gohan replies "I've been well, so you're a doctor now."

"That's right, I see your mother's pregnant, well let's scan to see how the baby is doing." Gohan notices his mother's face has a terrified look.

"Mom, are you okay?"

Chi Chi answers nervously "Yeah...I'm okay."

The now doctor smiles "That's great, why don't you lay down here so we can prepare."

As she scans Chi Chi's tummy, Gohan can see a small human figure lying rest. Chi Chi quickly grabs her son's hand and whispers to him "Look our baby, isn't he precious?" Gohan pulls away, "Yeah…" The Ox King is glad that his daughter is going to have another child.

"So doctor, can you tell if it's going to be a boy or girl?"

The woman tries to figure out "I can't really tell right now, maybe it'll be more clear in a few months." She looks at Gohan "I bet you're going to be a proud big brother." Gohan gives a big smile "I hope so."

Before they leave the room, the doc hands out a card to Gohan. "Call me if you need anything else." The card contains her name and number. Chi Chi then snatches it away from him "I'll just take that." she turns away from her. The doctor hands another one. "Here's another one, just in case." she whispers.

Fifth month:

Gohan went to go buy some food at the market. Lately Chi Chi's cravings have been on the rise. She's been eating so much that it almost rivals his father's eating habits. Gohan predicts that since she's pregnant with a saiyan baby she would have the same cravings as one. As he started piling food on top of each other in the shopping cart, he could have sworn he saw Vegeta also shopping. To confirm his suspicion he walks through the aisles to confirm that it is him.

"Vegeta? Hey, what are you doing here?"

Vegeta replies "The woman sent me here to get food. I'm trying to figure out how to buy food in this dump."

Gohan laughs a bit, "Vegeta haven't you ever gone shopping before?"

Vegeta groans "I've lived most of my life under Freeza's reign, do you think all we do is go shopping?!"

Gohan apologizes "Okay, I get it. I didn't mean to upset you, it was just a question. If you want I can help you." Vegeta agrees. Gohan ponders why Bulma would send Vegeta to do errands if she knows that he's never done currency before."

Vegeta asks "So how's your mother brat?"

"Oh Mom? She's as hungry as a full blooded saiyan. She's eating more food than I am surprisingly."

Vegeta explains "That's normal. Anyone bearing a saiyan child will grow hungry during pregnancy, even if it's a different species."

"Have you guys ever had different species of saiyans?"

"No, my father always execute the mixed species."

"That's horrible."

After getting everything they both need, they prepare for the trip home.

"Hey kid." Gohan turns to Vegeta. "Thanks...for helping me out." Gohan could've sworn he saw Vegeta blush when he said that, maybe he was seeing things. He flashes a big smile

"No problem, let me know if you want to go shopping again."

"Don't push it runt!"

Later...

"You went shopping with Vegeta?" Krillin looked amazed. Gohan nods

"Yeah, he couldn't figure out how money worked on this planet or read the prices, I had to help him out."

"Well it's a good thing then." Krillin sees an unusual smile across Gohan's face. "Gohan what's going on?"

"What?"

"Ever since you came here you've been acting loopy. Did anything else happen?"

"No, nothing happened."

"Your face is still re… Oh my Kami, are you in love?"

"What? No!"

Krillin wore a cheeky grin "You are in love, because I do the same thing when I think about 18. Spill it, who is she?"

Gohan tries to hide it, "It's no one really."

"Oh come on I won't tell anyone, you know me. Is it Vegeta?" Krillin jokingly asks.

"Um…" For some reason Gohan couldn't say no. Krillin expression changes

"You've got to be kidding, Vegeta?"

"I don't know Krillin. I don't know if I feel anything for him. I mean… I do know everytime when I see him I feel… I don't know how to explain it. I feel glad, my head and everything feels so fluttery and all that junk."

"But Vegeta…? Gohan are you homosexual?" Gohan tries to think. Has he ever been attracted to males? He never showed interest in others, has he? Then again he's still just a kid, figuring out relationships and romance, what if he's confused?

"Everything okay there Gohan?" Krillin asks.

"Yeah, I'm okay. Krillin will it bother you if I like men?"

Krillin replies "Not at all, sorry if I took it the wrong way, I ask because you're still a kid, learning about that stuff."

"I see."

"Look, you can fall for whoever you want I just want you to be sure about yourself. You don't want to fall for a guy then realize later you actually prefer girls, unless if you're bisexual." "Sounds about right."

Krillin smiles "So you think about telling Vegeta?"

"I don't know… Like you said I'm just a kid Krillin. He's older than my dad, plus I don't know if he's also into men or feels the same way about me."

Krillin thinks "You told me the other day about the incest on planet vegeta right?"

"Yeah."

"Well think about it. He said he never slept with his parents right?" Gohan nods. "Since the planet was destroyed, Nappa and your uncle survived with him, so that means he maybe slept with one of those two when he got older. Urges are urges Gohan, you have to relieve them somehow, and we don't know if Freeza had any female soldiers in his army. I don't think we've came across any while we were at Namek." Krillin then laughs, "I guess we know what was freeza's preferences." Gohan realizes that Krillin might have a point. He'd feel weird if Vegeta did end up having sex with his uncle Raditz.

Krillin speaks, "That solves the guy thing, as for if he'll ever fall for you, I don't know. Bulma already had a son with him, and since he's living with her…" Gohan felt his hopes crumble a bit. Krillin continued, "But from what I heard from Yamcha is that the pregnancy was an accident." Hearing that made Gohan feel a little better.

"Well I better get back Krillin, I have to make sure my mom's okay."

Krillin comments "Hey since you're interested in guys, you can tell your mom and she'll finally leave you alone."

"Like I'm going to tell her right now. She'll probably go berserk and do something to herself to put the baby in trouble."

"Good point, maybe you should tell her after."

Gohan grins "I probably will."