HAPPY BIRTHDAY. well not to you, or me for that matter. It's my profile's birthday. That's rights of today I've been uploading story for exactly a year, and how would you celebrate such a thing. You write a fic of corse. So I decided to write two stories with 'something' mentioned in them. If you want to check out my other story go to my profile and they are all there. I HOPE YOU ENJOY

Hey Sebby- JMM

Hello boss- SMM

Have you ever hear of a site called Fan - JMM

No, sounds fruity- SMM

You say that about every web site I show you- JMM

Most of them are fruity. Facebook, fruity. Twitter, fruity. That one website with a lot of cat pictures, fruity- SMM

I promise you'll be interested in this- JMM

Why- SMM

Well on the website people write stories about their favourite tv shows, movies, plays, etc. And there is a number of fictions ABOUT US-JMM

Your kidding right- SMM

No I'm not- JMM

Why would people write about us- SMM

Because we are so awesome Sebby. You HAVE to check out my favourite one. I'm only on chapter two, but its funny and surprisingly accurate- JMM

What's it called- SMM

Moriarty is textually active- JMM

Sounds stupid- SMM

Nnnooooooo it's good I promise. It's story lines told through our texts- JMM

If I look at it will you shut up- SMM

Yes- JMM

What do I type in and where- SMM

((((((((((((((((((SOME MINUTES LATER))))))))))))))))))

Ummm. Jim do these seem a little off to you- SMM

No why- JMM

They are what we text to each other. It's WORD FOR WORD- SMM

Not possible- JMM

First chapter- when you killed that guy and wrote in his blood
Second chapter- you get all pissy when I don't say I love you
Third chapter- the time when you almost had 'relations' with that American
Fourth chapter- you compare your self to Anne Boleyn
Fifth chapter- WE GET MARRIED
Sixth chapter- you ask me to kill Lady Gaga
Seventh chapter- you sing Baby and I refuse to move In- SMM

So she does her research- JMM

This can't be a coincidence- SMM

Ok Seb if this girl really taped into our phone wouldn't she post the incriminating stuff like when I tell you my plans or when I order you to go and kill people- JM

She's smart- SMM

Yeah your probably right about that- JMM. (Sorry can't help myself)

Can I kill her just to make sure- SMM

NOOOO, don't do that or at least wait until she's done with the story Seb- JMM

I don't trust this chick- SMM

Ooooh she just uploaded another chapter- JMM

Uh oh, this chapter is about me discovering Fan Fiction and telling you about her story, oops- JMM

You still don't want me to shoot her- SMM

Give her a week to sort out her priorities- JMM

Will do- SMM

So I guess this means I have a week to live, crap I had so much planned. I hoped you like the story, and also if you have been following me from the very beginning or you just started to take interest yesterday I am very thankful for your support. I thank you and I hope you leave nice comment. And as always THANKS FOR READING