Are we there yet?
Summary: We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
A/n Cookies for SoCalGurl101 for well ... you'll see what I mean when you read it. :)
Disclaimer silly business now:
Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and any characters from it
If I did own it I would be still writing Midnight Sun and not putting it on hold. D:
Are we there yet?
"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN"
Shit
RPOV
"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN"
I stormed into the stupid little 'Gay Bar' glaring daggers at Emmett. (Knocking the occasional man over) Who does he think he is? First of all borrowing my car without even asking. Secondly looking like a prat in public and thirdly going into a Gay bar. A Gay bar for god's sake.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PLAYING AT?"
"Urgh hi Rose, lov-.."
"DONT EVEN TRY TO 'LOVE' ME EMMETT"
I turned around and everyone in the bar was staring at us. Oh great now all the gay men were ogling Emmett. My Emmett.
"Come on Rose, your causing a scene"
"DO YOU THINK I GIVE A FLYING PIG'S ARSE WHAT THESE GAYS IN HERE THINK OF ME"
"Rose your asking for trouble"
Emmett had taken to speaking too fast for the humans to hear. Through gritted teeth, may I add.
"Emmett, I think you have mistaken me for SOMEONE WHO CARES"
"Excuse me, I'd much appreciate it if you wouldn't shout so much about being gay please, some people don't like it"
A little poncey little man dressed in bright shades of pink and white was now tapping me on the shoulder with one arm on his hip, leaning slightly to one side.
"I WIL SAY WHAT I BLOODY WANT TO SAY"
"Rose, come on, leave it"
"GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY!!"
"Look lady, I'm going to have to ask you to leave or get someone to throw you out. I don't want to have to do that but I will. If Emmett wants to swing this way, leave him be honey"
Sorry what? Did he just make out my Emmett to be gay? He's messing with the wrong woman.
"Did you just say Emmett was gay?"
"Of course I did honey? You should have seen him before."
Right that's it. No one calls my husband gay.
I walked over to Vinnie and pushed him (as lightly as possible for me). Unfortunately for him it wasn't light enough. Vinnie went flying over one of the tables and ended up on the floor.
"That's it lady"
He started to stand up dusting himself off.
"Security"
Two men the size of Emmett came bounding towards me. Oh great more people in my way of Mr. Gay 2008. They were about to grab my hands to take me outside. Yeah right whatever. They only got to lay a finger tip on my arm before I pushed them both into tables behind us as well. Ending up with a fate similar to Vinnie.
"DON'T TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN"
"Urgh Rose don't you think you've done enough damage for today? Why don't we just talk this over?"
"EMMETT WE ARE GOING ….
"Come on love don't be like that"
"NOW!!"
I grabbed his arm and yanked him off the sofa he was sitting on leading him towards the door. Much to the amusement of two people with a video camera.
Was that?
No it couldn't be.
It is
Great can my day get any worst?
When we got outside I was fuming. Not because Emmett has pissed me off. Not because Bella and Edward had just recorded my little scene. Not because Bella was actually in the same room as me. Oh no because Alice,Jasper,Bella and Edward had all been in on this and were shopping today. Without Me. Just because I had gone out for a couple of hours with Carlisle and Esme does not mean I did not deserve to be invited to Seattle for the day. And all of them had used my car.
"Emmett.Car.Now"
Breathe Rosalie breathe. Well pretend to breathe.
"Oh hi Rose didn't know you were around town"
Alice you annoy me so much sometimes.
"Hi Alice, no I wasn't around town because you didn't invite me"
"Oh come off it rose, you would have said no anyway"
"And how would you know"
"Who else has visions of the future round here Rose?"
"Urgh I've had it with all of you. You'd rather invite some human instead of me. Well that's fine. Me and Emmett are taking the car and going home."
"Oh come on Rose don't be like that"
Do you Alice Cullen know how many times people have told me that today?
"I'm not being like anything. So have fun making your own way home."
I stormed off into the driver's side of the car. Not bothering to check for oncoming traffic. Starting the engine I pulled out and heading back the way I came.
Forks here we come.
APOV
"Ohhhhhh now I have less people to carry bags for me"
Now Emmett is out of the Picture how are the Cullen's going to have fun and get back home?
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