Continuing chapter 6
"Hey guys! We have Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves' kits!" Icesong purred. (You'll see the other kits in the next chapter)
Foxkit: A fluffy, dark ginger-and-white tom with amber eyes. He's playful and very good at hunting.
Lilykit: An unusually small, white she-kit with black paws, tail, and tips of ears, bright blind green eyes, and silky fur.
sumwantin777 Dec 8
I really like it! I get some questions.
Tell Clear Sky that he's my favourite character, and he's doing well.
"Thanks," Clear Sky meowed.
Star Flower: Do you think Clear Sky is handsome? If yes, which part of him is the most handsome part?
"Yes!" Star Flower mewed. "And his eyes... his eyes are very handsome."
Jay's Wing and Bright Stream singing "Unite or Die" in duet style.
"Erm. We don't know what that is," Jayfeather (Jay's Wing) said.
Clear Sky acts like a fanboy of Firestar because he rebuilded his clan.
"No! I won't!" Clear Sky narrowed his eyes.
Emojiswagger123 Dec 8
too bad Jayfeather didn't die because of my math problem.
Jayfeather snorted.
For Tigerstar, kiss Spottedleaf. For Spottedleaf, slap Tigerstar.
"EW, NO! I WON'T KISS HER! SHE'S WEAK!" Tigerstar hissed. Spottedleaf snorted and slapped Tigerstar in the face. Tigerstar shot a glare at her before stalking away.
For Scrouge i love you.
"Uh. Okay?" Scourge said.
For Mapleshade, would you rather be with Appledusk, but no kits, or have your kits, but no Appledusk.
"MY KITS!" Mapleshade screeched. "APPLEDUSK DESERVES TO DIE TEN TIMES!"
For Firestar, a) River could not be a prefix for a warrior name. Pick again.
"Fine. Hailfur," Firestar snorted.
b) If you were to turn black, what would your warrior name be?
"That question again? Okay, well, I guess Nightstrike," Firestar replied.
for Bluestar, throw Oakheart into a tub of lava for five seconds.
"But I can't hurt my true love!" Bluestar whimpered. Blackheart groaned. "I don't think we can make her..."
For Greystripe, five more seconds in the tub.
"Noooooooooo!" Graystripe whimpered as the tub appeared below him. When it disappeared, he got up, his fur soaking wet. Graystripe sighed heavily and walked back to his seat.
for Jayfeather, throw your stick in the lava and scream, HAHAHA THE DING DONGS DEAD!" for no particular reason.
Jayfeather blinked. "Okay then..."
He walked on stage and grabbed his stick, then walked over to the lava pit. He threw his stick in then said, "HAHAHA THE DING DO-" he couldn't finish saying it before laughing. "Wait, Jayfeather can laugh?" Icesong gasped. Jayfeather narrowed his eyes at her. "Uh, yes," and walked off stage.
For Leopardstar, kiss Firestar.
"No! He's a ThunderClan cat! And the leader, at that!" Leopardstar growled. "You have to!" Blackheart ordered. Leopardstar, already looking grossed out, walked over to Firestar and kissed him. She jumped back. "That was disgusting!"
Firestar didn't look very pleased either. "I agree," he muttered.
For Cinderpelt, would you rather be with Firestar, but only be with him for two moons, or continue as a medicine cat?
Cinderpelt sighed. "Stay as a medicine cat."
for Firestar, if two plus two is four, what is negative dive minis one hundred(i tried to do that for Jayfeather, but i got that wierd thing instread.
Firestar narrowed his eyes. "No idea."
Lastly, for Bluestar, give a warrior name to Ravenpaw.
Bluestar nodded, thought for a moment, then called. "Ravenpaw, from this moment on, you will be called Ravenflight! StarClan honors your speed and intelligence."
All the cats yelled out. "Ravenflight! Ravenflight!"
Ravenpaw(flight?) purred quietly.
and to Ravenpaw, your awesome
Ravenpaw blinked. "Thanks!" he purred.
Starflower6 Dec 6
Ask Hollyleaf to kiss Ashfur
Hollyleaf's eyes widened. "NO! HE TRIED TO KILL ME!"
Ashfur nodded. "I would never kiss Hollyleaf! She's the foster-daughter of a HORRIBLE she-cat, and she's half-clan!"
Ask Bluestar to kiss Thistleclaw
Bluestar whinced. "Do I have to?"
"Yes," Blackheart growled.
Bluestar walked over to Thistleclaw, kissed him, then jumped back, hissing. Thistleclaw did the same.
Pebbleheart25 Dec 8
Great story so far!
"Thanks!" Icesong purred.
Berrynose:
A) Would you rather have been bitten by the snake instead of Honeyfern?
"Yes!" Berrynose wailed, tears in his eyes. "She shouldn't have died!"
B) Jump into lava.
Berrynose, immedietly looking annoyed again, gasped. "NO! WHY IN STARCLAN WOULD I KILL MYSELF?"
(I don't know if we can do this for Icesong, but I'll add this in anyways...)
Icesong:
A) If you had kits, what would you name them, what would you want them to look like, and how would you want them to act?
"I would name them Cloudkit, Rainkit, and Flowerkit, and I would want them to act awesome!" Icesong purred.
B) Dump a bucket of water on Fishface.
Icesong giggled, and snuck up on Fishface, who was currently reading a book about the best ways to cook squirrels. She grabbed a bucket of water and dumped it on him. Fishface jumped back, hissing. "HEY! ICESONG! REALLY? DID SOMEONE DARE YOU TO DO THIS?" he spat.
"Yes!" Icesong fell on the floor laughing. Fishface, looking extremely angry, grabbed another bucket of water and dumped it on her. "HEY!" Icesong gasped. "You ruined my new phone!"
"You didn't bring your phone, you idiot!" Fishface spat. "Oh, right," Icesong mewed, getting up.
Tigerstar
A) Marry a hedgehog or a porcupine?
Tigerstar responded by fainting.
Mudsplash (the worker):
A) Destroy the ceiling completely.
Mudsplash looked pleased to do that. "Okay! I love breaking ceilings!" he climbed up a ladder and drilled a hole in the ceiling. Then he went ontop of the ceiling, and, using the power of bananas, he made the whole ceiling disappear. "WHAT IN THE WORLD..." Icesong breathed.
B) Tell everyone how much you're paid for working at this show.
"A total of 0 dollars!" Mudsplash purred. "Apparently, I'm not paid that much because I break the ceiling about... hmm... oh yes, ten times a day!"
Grey Wing:
A) Who do you prefer? Turtle Tail or Slate?
"Can't choose," Gray Wing sighed.
B) Kill Tom (the horribly named cat).
Gray Wing snuck up on Tom, then leaped at him. Gray Wing bit into his throat. "Okay, done!" Gray Wing mewed.
And, finally, dump buckets of water on every cat in the audience.
"But-" Gray Wing protested.
"You have to!" Blackheart ordered.
Gray Wing sighed, "Fine," then grabbed a giant bucket of water. She spilled it over all the cats in the audience. "HEY! I WAS STARTING TO DRY OFF!" Graystripe wailed.
Unicorn brownies Dec 7
Lol! Little cloud do you love cinderpelt?
"No," Littlecloud replied. "She's only a friend."
Dawn-Leaf21 Dec 10
1. I dare Tigerstar to announce to everyone he loves pink unicorns.
Tigerstar immedietly hissed, but Blackheart glared at him. "You HAVE to," Blackheart spat. Tigerstar whimpered and went on stage. "I LOVE PINK UNICORNS!" he yowled, then immedietly hissed in rage and stalked off the stage. Everyone, even Fishface, laughed.
2. Make Brambleclaw swallow a beetle alive.
Brambleclaw gasped. "Why!?"
"Because they told you to," Blackheart replied.
"Fine," Brambleclaw sighed. He grabbed a beetle and attempted to swallow it. He managed to swallow it down. "Ugh," Brambleclaw looked disgusted. "I can feel it moving around..."
Jayfeather rolled his eyes and walked over. "Come on. You can go to the medicine room." Then he lead Brambleclaw to the medicine room.
3. And ask Ravenpaw if he loves Barley. :P
"N-No, I don't," Ravenpaw mewed. "He's just a friend."
Guest Dec 8
THIS IS HILARIOUS! Amazing fanfic!
"Thanks so much!" Icesong purred.
Ok, so for Tigerstar: If you could either be a kittypet or a bunny rabbit, which would you be?
"BUNNY RABBIT!" Tigerstar screeched.
Tigerstar again: Which is your favorite kit *Hawkfrost, Mothwing, Brambleclaw, and Tawnypelt suddenly start staring at him intently*?
"Hawkfrost!" Tigerstar growled. "I can't choose Brambleclaw, because he's weak. Hawkfrost is half-clan, but he's strong!"
Leafpool: If you could be a warrior, WindClan or ThunderClan, would you want to be? If so, which Clan?
Leafpool sighed. "ThunderClan. I'm loyal to ThunderClan."
"Okay! That's all for today!" Icesong mewed. "I'll make more chapters soon!"
The curtains closed.
