Sorry I didn't upload yesterday. I was busy and shtuff. And I kindove have a feeling, that as I've been writing this story, that some of the characters arent necessarily..IN character like in the movie. But as you can tell..this is a bit of a different version of Megamind. So sorry if any of you were looking for something like, exactly in character. I'm still trying to keep some of the character in Megamind. Just sayinn..its something ive noticed.. BUT ANYWAYZZZZ..

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Everything Was So Perfect

Chapter 9

Outside the prison was quiet. Cars were passing by, but only few. Everyone was probably inside, snuggling up in their warm houses. It was a cloudy, winter day. And it was making the guard in the guardshack outside the prison sleepy, even though he was watching a christmas movie on a small tv in his little hut. So yawning, he leaned over to drag his mini coffee maker in the corner over to him so he could make some. There haden't really been any action all day, no break outs, no fights. Nope, it had been a quiet, cold, wintery day. When he was done preparing his coffee, he pushed the button to turn it on, causing a small beeping sound. He then looked over at the thermometer set on the window ledge outside the shack. It read 21 degrees faherenheit. Looking at the temperature just made him shiver, he was happy he had a heater in his little building. He turned back to his movie on the tv.

But a moment later, he heard a car door slam shut, and hurried footsteps walking up the sidewalk. He turned in his chair and looked out the window just as a women with short, red hair and jeans with boots and a big, puffy, black wintery jacket came into view.

The guard slid the window open. "Hello maam. What can I do ya for?" he said politely.

"Hello." She said, shivering. "I'm here to visit a prisoner."

"Which prisoner?" the guard questioned.

"Megamind." She answered hurriedly. She really wanted to get inside into the warmth.

"Uh, I think he might already have a visitor." He said.

Shaking her head she replied. "That doesn't matter. I can wait."

"Alright, hold on, I'll have someone come out and guide you to the visiting room." He said as he unclipped his walkie talkie from his belt. "James? Could you please come out to the guard shack and escort miss.." he looked back at her. "What's your name?"

"Oh, Lilia Parker." She replied.

"..Lilia Parker to the visiting room?"

James's reply was a bit muffled, just like normal walkie talkies are. But he said yes.

They waiting for about 2 minutes and James came walking out of the building.

"Ready Ms. Parker?" he asked.

"Yeah, I'm freezing!" she said, as she hurriedly started walking up the concrete pathway into the prison.

Frank had been leaning against the wall next to the entrance to the visiting area. He was smiling to himself with glee. He just loved listening to the lover's spat that was going on in there. But he then heard a voice come from the side of him.
"Frank?"

He turned his head to James and Ms. Parker, walking toward him, carrying a big winter coat, which she was now wearing a long-sleeved brown shirt.

"Oh, hello Ms. Parker, James." He said nodding at him. "What are you doing here?" he asked.

They stopped in front of him. "I'm here to visit Megamind, who's he with now?"

But they then all heard yelling again, but couldn't quite understand what they were saying. But she knew who's voices the shouting belonged to. Frank smiled again at another outburst of anger between the couple.

Ms. Parker stared at the door, bewildered. And James's brows furrowed, also looking at the door.

"I-is that..Megamind and Roxanne?" Ms. Parker questioned.

Frank chuckled a bit, and replied, "Yeah.."

"How long has this been going on?" James asked pointing at the door.

Frank thought about it. "Oh..only about a minute." He smiled again. "I'm quite enjoying it actually."

James sighed. "Frank.." but his walkie interrupted him.

"Officer James, someone else needs escorting." Came the guard out front's voice from the walkie talkie.

"Alright, be right there." He said. He then looked at Frank, pointing at his face. "Don't. test. Megamind. Got it? He doesn't need anything else on his criminal record." he said seriously.

"Yeah, yeah.." he said rolling his eyes.

James gave him one last serious look before turning and walking off.

Then it was just Frank and Ms. Parker.

"So.." Frank said.

Ms. Parker looked at him.

"What's you're first name? I don't think you ever really told me." He asked.

"Lilia." She replied.

Frank repeated it in a low voice, almost as if memorizing it. "That's a pretty name." he said.

She smiled at him. "Thanks."

He smiled back. "No problem."

They then heard more shouting coming from inside the room.

"That's just awful." Lilia said, looking at the door.

Frank just stared at her. "Yeah, I guess it is." He had the strangest urge to just, agree with her on everything she said. But why agree with her on that comment? Wasen't he just enjoying the argument going on in the other room?

"I hope it doesn't ruin their relationship. They're so cute together." She said, still looking at the door, with an almost sad look on her face.

"Yeah, I guess they are." He agreed again.

'What's wrong with me?' he thought, as his eyes grew wide at what he just said.

"But..you know what I've heard?" he said.

"Hm?" she mumbled, still looking at the door.

"I-I've heard that..that arguments..sometimes make relationships even stronger." He said.

Lilia then looked at him, making her short, straight, red hair swish around.

"She has beautiful hair.' He thought as he saw it shine in the lights on the ceiling.

"Are you an imposter?" she asked.

"W-what?" he asked, confused at what she was talking about.

"Um, just the other day, weren't you like, extremely jealous of Roxanne and Megamind's relationship?" she asked.

"You have gorgeous eyes too." He said, almost dreamily. Then, realizing what he just said, started rushing around for a way to cover it up. "U-um, I-I mean..what I meant to say..it's just that..the lights.." he said, pointing to the ceiling. "they make them look pretty." He then said sheepishly look down and rubbing the back of his neck.

She smiled at his sudden awkwardness.

"What?" he said, putting his hand down.

She just shook her head and continued smiling at him. "Oh, nothing. You're just cute when you blush, that's all." She replied.

He haden't realized he was blushing. That just made him more embaressed, causing him to blush more.

"Man, it's chilly in here." He said trying to change the subject.

"Well then, how about we go out for coffee?" Lilia asked.

This caught Frank completely off guard. "Um, what? Like, when? Like, now? Or-or tomorrow?" he stuttered.

"How about whenever you get off work tonight." She replied.

"Alright.." he said.

They sat there in an awkward silence for a moment. "I can, call you?" he said questioningly.

"Sure, give me your phone." She said, holding her hand out.

Frank took his phone out of his pocket and handed it to her. She started typing away on his phone, adding her number in.

"So..is this a date then?" he asked cautiously.

She handed him back his phone. And replied, "If you want it to be."

Frank was going to reply, but the door opening interrupted him.

They looked over and saw Megamind walking furiously over to them.

"Ah, Megamind.." Lilia said, turning to him. "I just came here to talk to you about.."

"Can it wait?" he snapped at her.

"Well, actually, it'll only take a second.." she said.

"I'm really, not in the mood." He interrupted again.

Frank was getting aggravated at his rude remarks. "Hey, she needs to talk to you. So you need to obey. Prisoner." He spat out the last word.

Megamind glared dangerously at Frank. "You know, I'm getting really tired of you're trash talking mouth." He said through gritted teeth.

Lilia, sensing danger between the two, went to separate them. "Okay, okay boys. Let's not get testy with each other." She said getting between them. But they pushed her out by getting closer to each other.

"I got testy when he came into my life!" Frank shouted.

Megamind fake-laughed. "Well! Back at you!"

"Alright, alright! That's enough!" Lilia shouted, getting between them again. "Megamind..I need to talk to you.." she then, took his arm gently, and starteed guiding him toward the visiting room. Lilia opened the door to the prisoner side of the room, letting Megamind go in. She then went to the visitor's door for her side and opened the door, Frank started to follow, but was stopped.
"Alone." She said as she closed the door.

Roxanne was on her way home, having left out the other exit from the room. She was still furious with what had happened. She was furious with Megamind, but also with herself.

'How could I have lost control the way I did? And said what I said? I could tell my words had hurt him. But no, he started losing his cool first. She was just simply saying..but wait, he was already tired and stressed, she should've waiting for later to say something. But he still should'nt have jumped to the wrong conclusion.' Roxanne thought, arguing with herself.

She just hated leaving on a bad note. She wanted to kiss and make up while she was there. But he obviously wanted to leave, and wanted her to leave.

She was so distracted with her thoughts, that she wasen't paying attention to her driving and almost hit two pedestrians crossing the street at a cross walk. She slammed on her breaks, about 5 feet from them.

The couple started shouting angrily at her, the man waving his fist around.

"Sorry!" she yelled.

'Get a grip.' She reprimanded herself as she started driving forward again.

'Tomorrow, I can just go back to the prison, once we're both cooled off, we can apologize to each other, then everything will be fine again.' She thought this positive thought, and it made her feel a bit better.

As she pulled into her parking spot, she saw a sight that also cheered her up a bit more.

There were white flakes lightly falling from above. She gazed at them. Roxanne loved snow, she always had, ever since she was a little girl. And she could tell from others that she wasen't the only one enjoyed this gift from God. There were others talking excitedly about the first snowfall of the season, and there were a couple little kids trying to catch the snowflakes in their mouths.

Roxanne opened the car door, and stepped out. She felt the cold automatically hit her, but she didn't mind much as she felt the cold flakes land on her skin in a seemingly loving way.

And as she stood there, she couldn't hide the smile forming on her lips.

Megamind was gaping at Lilia.

"But, but, how?" he asked from the other side of the glass window.

She shook her head. "I'm not sure, but I do know, that it was your gun."

"B-but I couldn't have shot him with a mem-or-ee er-eye-zer gun! I was here! The whole time!" he said pointing down at the floor as if proving his point.

"First of all, don't you mean memory eraser gun, and second of all, I know. But detective Henry said that you could have had minion do it." She said in a grave voice.

'Does she seriously suspect me now too?'

"Ohm, and how do you suggest I could have gotten ahold of him? And besides, I don't even have a memory eraser gun." he said like she was stupid.

"Well apparently, from what I've heard, you were always breaking out of jail in sneaky ways so I'm sure you could find a way to give your fish friend a message." She replied, crossing her arms.

Megamind stared at her in disbelief. "Come on, you don't honestly think that I murdered Bernard, and ordered minion to shoot the mayer with my mem-or-ee er-eye-zer gun do you?"

Lilia shook her head. "I'm not sure what to believe anymore. This is quite a confusing case."

"I'll say.." Megamind said, slumping over.

They then heard the visiting room door open on Megamind's side.

Megamind turned to the noise and saw Ben walking towards him.

"Hello there Megamind." He said brightly. "Ms. Parker." He nodded at her.

He then pulled up a spare chair from the side and sat down. "And I'm just going to take a wild guess here and say that you" he pointed at Lilia. "are here to blame Megamind for the mayor incident." He then put his finger down. "That's a bit foolish isn't it? I mean, he's clearly been here this whole time."

Lilia looked at Ben with annoyance. "Yes, but he clearly got a friend of his to do it for him somehow."

Ben smiled at her. "And how do you suggest he did that? He gets checked before he walks back into the building, every time."

"I don't know, I'm sure he could find a way." She said.

Megamind had been watching them quarrel back and forth.

"Look," Ben said. "Just go ask minion and let him tell you himself that he did nothing of the sort."

Lilia then got up, sliding her chair back with a screech. "Fine, I guess I will!"

"Alrighty then, buh bye!" he said waving at her.

She then walked away.

Megamind and Ben just sat there for a moment.

"Wait.." Megamind said. "she doesn't know where my lair is."

"Not a clue." Ben replied, with a smile on his face.

Lilia was driving through town, still aggravated by Ben's interruption. The snow on the ground was piling up a little bit on the sides of the roads. But she then realized how much of a fool she was when she stopped at a stop light.

'I don't even know where his lair is!' she thought furiously as she banged her head on her steering wheel.

She then looked up and saw, with her luck, a certain robotic-gorilla fish walking down the sidewalk carrying 2 brown paper bags.

The light then turned green, and she saw a parking spot, right close to where he was. She hurriedly started pulling into it. She then turned off the car, and opened the door so fast that she hit a parking meter, scratching and denting her door.

"Ah! No!" she said as she jumped out and closed her door, and started examining her handi-work. The cold snow flakes were making her shiver.

"That's a shame." She heard a voice behind her say.

She turned and saw the alien fish looking at her car.

"Hey!" he said excitedly, recognizing her. "You're the lady that interviewed Megamind!"

"Yes.." she said. Now that he was right there, she couldn't even think of how to start the conversation she was needing to have with him.

"I bet I can fix your car. If you want me to at least." He said, smiling at her.

She smiled back at him. "Yeah alright."

Minion then put his bags down on the pavement and opened the car door, and leaned on the pavement. He reached into one of his paper bags and took out a case of different types of tools. "Good thing I just bought new tools from this new tool shop down the street. It's a pretty nice place, you should try going there. Of course, I don't know if you'd like it there, since you're a girl. Not being rude, just saying. Do girls like those kinds of.."

"Minion!" she said, stopping his mile-a-minute talking.

He looked at her. "Yes?" he asked sweetely.

"Um.." she wasen't sure how to start her questioning. "did you hear about the mayor?" she might as well just start right into the conversation.

"Oh, about the thing where he can't remember anything from the day before? Yeah I watched that on the news." He said getting back to his work.

"Well, Megamind's memory eraser gun was found in the alleyway by the building." She said.

"What?" Minion said turning back around. "Megamind doesn't have a memory eraser gun."

"Well, it looked like something he'd make. So it had to be his." She pressed on. "Could he have invented something without your knowing?"

"Oh no.." minion said turning back around to his work. "he always tells me everything he's inventing."

'He's acting like everything's normal. He's acting so..innocent.'

"And I'm all done!" he said getting up and picking up his bags again.

Lilia looked down at her car, and her mouth fell open. It looked at good at new!

"How..how did you..?" she seemed at loss for words.

"Well, I don't like to brag..but I'm pretty good with tools." He said.

She smiled at him. She couldn't help it. For an alien fish attached to a robot gorilla body, he was pretty cute.

"Well, thanks so much for fixing my car door. I owe you one." She said as she opened her car door and got inside.

"Actually..you can owe me something now." Minion said.

Lilia looked up at him. "What?"

He looked at her for a moment, the smile was no longer on his face. "You can not blame Megamind for the memory eraser gun."

She looked at him. "I-I.."

"I know that that's why you were questioning me. You think that he somehow got in contact with me while he was in prison, telling me to go and shoot the mayor with a memory eraser gun."

"Well, yeah. That is actually what I thought." She said.

"But I have a question." He said.

She looked at him expectantly.

"What reason would me or Megamind have for making the mayor forget his memory?" he asked.

Ms. Parker was speechless. She haden't really thought about that. Why would they need to erase his memory?

Minion noticed by her silentness that she haden't really thought about it. "So, do we have a deal? You'll agree to not blame Megamind for this?"

Realizing that she had lost the battle. She agreed. "Yes, yes we have a deal."

Smiling once again, minion said, "Nice doing business with you ms. Parker!"

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