Overseas Mystery
Hey guys! Guess what! I'm not dead! And no, this isn't an April fools joke; that was four days ago!
Why haven't I been updating? Well…*thinks of the quadratic formula and Tentalus while shuddering*
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After what seemed like about five months of waiting, Japan finally confirmed that there was nobody within earshot. They were safely hidden under an absolutley massive pile of books that was possibly taller then the Washington Monument.
"Well, what did you two do after you were regressed?" Japan asked Conan.
"Anita moved in with a slightly insane scientist and I moved in with my girlfriend, but…"
"I don't have a girlfriend, and there is a distinct lack of insane scientists." Japan said.
"Then why don't you just hang around with us for now?" Conan said. "We can say that you had to stay with Japan for awhile, but he had to leave on a business trip, but you had to stay here."
"So nobody's seen England, Greece or Japan for quite some time now." Germany said.
He had just finished explaining pretty much all of world history to Serena and Rachel. Richard Moore was supposed to be listening too, but … well… he found Russia's stash of Vodka. He was now trying to do something absolutely hilarious with a vacuum cleaner, a swimming noodle and some seemingly magnetic playing cards. I can't really explain it because if I did, you would be rolling around on the floor laughing so hard that you would destroy your computer. Everyone was trying very hard to ignore him to avoid doing just that. Some had more success than others, with Germany keeping a perfect poker face, and Italy failing miserably. Okay, back to the plot.
"So have any of you seen Conan?" Rachel asked, gently shaking Serena awake.
"Well, last I saw him, he and his friends were running toward Greece's booby trapped maze of death with Greece and Sealand, and Italy's 'survival kit'."
"Oh, that must be where my white flags went…" Italy said through bouts of laughter.
"That was also the last time we saw Sealand." Germany said, trying his best to ignore the Italian.
This prompted Rachel to grab Serena's wrist, one of Italy's survival kits, and run toward the nearest entrance, which she only knew about because Russia had been raving about it for the past fifteen minutes while stifling laughter. This is an extremely difficult trick, and few have managed to master it the way Russia had.
The next minute (and much to Italy's disappointment) Richard Moore put down the vacuum cleaner, somehow instantly becoming sober. He ran after Rachel yelling, "Rachel get back here! You can't just go charging into a maze of death!"
After deciding what Japan's nonexistent Obscure Relative's name should be, Anita, Conan, and Japan walked into one of the living rooms to find the other kids sitting on the couch. They seemed to be about halfway through the third season of Masked Yaiba.
"Japan," Whispered Anita, "I thought you said you didn't have any Masked Yaiba DVDs."
"I don't…" Japan whispered back. To the kids, he said, "Ah, I see you found the Masked Yaiba DVDs."
"Yep!" Amy said back, eyes glued to the screen.
"Where did you find them?"
"Closet fourteen." Mitch responded.
"Where in closet fourteen?"
"In a secret panel that led to an alternate dimension." George said.
Japan backed away slowly, looking troubled.
"You've been watching too many cartoons haven't you?" Conan asked.
"No, really." Mitch said. "We brought this back to prove it!"
He handed Conan a small metal object. Strange music started playing, and a box appeared in thin air with a close-up of the item with another box below it saying that Conan got a "-Mushroom Badge-". Everyone was silent.
"It's a rare Japanese phenomenon…" Japan explained to Conan and Anita.
Sealand ran past, and picked up the mushroom badge. He stopped to look it over.
"What happened to the mutant toaster?" Anita asked.
"Rocket punch to the face. He was decidedly harder to get rid of this time…" Sealand replied, as said mutant toaster appeared behind him.
There was also a weird blue haired figure floating nearby.
"Balrog, the master told me to turn you into Balfrog again. To fight this Seal… and" The blue figure said, reading from a piece of paper.
She fired a bubble at Sealand, and he floated off. Presumably to fight this… Balfrog. The figure and Balrog vanished again, and everyone who was still in the room decided that they should move to a different one, because this one was too weird. There was no way they could finish their discussion here.
As they were leaving, a human sized mushroom ran up, took the mushroom badge, and disappeared.
Done. Please R&R!
