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Lizzy and I could only come up with ten sayings for Lavender Brown and Crabb and Goyle, so we decided to put them both in one chapter. Enjoy…

10 things to make Lavender Brown throw a hissy-fit

Object to her snogging Ron Weasley at every given opportunity.

Question Professor Trelawney's sanity.

Hex her every time she uses the term Won-Won

Tell the entire school that Ron dumped her in his sleep.

Cancel her subscription to Witch Weekly.

Replace her make-up bag with one filled with blubber pus.

Tell her Hermione was spot on when she called her a daft bimbo.

Question her fashion sense.

Drop Divination for them Hogwarts curriculum.

Shove his face in a pensive and force her to watch a memory over Ron and Hermione snogging over and over again.

10 Things to make Crabb and Goyle turn you over to The Dark Lord

Sign them up for Muggel Studies.

Take a note from Hagrid's book and give them each a curly pig's tail, and then perhaps add a pair of pink piggy ears.

Enroll them both in a muggel student exchange program.

Put them on a diet.

Place a repelling charm around Malfoy so they cannot get within twenty feet of him.

Charm their robes Gryffindor colors.

Spike all their food with a potion that makes everything taste like vomit.

Sign them up for tutor secessions with Hermione.

Hex them so that every time they try and insult a muggelborn it comes out as a complement.

Trick them into drinking Harry Potter and Ron Weasley Polyjuice.

So there you go, sorry Lizzy and I couldn't think of 20 for each but if you think of any yourself feel free to let me know and I'll add them, and don't worry I will be sure to give you the credit. Thanks for reading and please leave me a little note letting me know what you think.