Hello, new chapter after I updated a bunch of other stuff on the profile and finally figured out what to make the other characters!

I don't own Shrek or glee or the characters.

I want to warn you guys though, there's a part down here that might offend people. It wasn't my intention.

It was later that night, when all four girls were cuddling on Rachel's bed that the small brunette started asking questions.

"So if only mystical creatures could see us in the back yard...That must mean Jesse and Finn are something right?"

"Yeah, unfortunately." Santana replied with a scoff

"What are they?"

"Well Jesse is a phoenix and Finn is an ogre...He's basically like Shrek. Just as disgusting as well." Quinn said shaking her head with disgust

"If they're mystical and in the area why aren't they in our pack?"

"Because they've basically gone rogue, we haven't seen them as a threat before now though. They were actually in our pack for a while but because Finn is such an idiot and Jesse is such an ego maniac, they left because they felt they weren't 'appreciated enough'. I don't understand why they were together tonight though. That was an interesting development." Brittany said

"I don't like it." Rachel said with a frown

Santana tightened her hold on the smaller girl's waist before nuzzling her neck. "We'll protect you. No need to worry, plus you have the entire pack behind you. That's most of glee club."

"Is anyone in glee NOT magical?"

Santana started thinking and looked at Quinn who just laughed before answering. "Yeah, Artie used to be human but he went behind the entire clan's back and got some rogue warlock to change him into a creature, Sam used to be human as well but he's out with his family right now so you haven't seen him around."

"What are they then?"

"Sam is a centaur...And Artie is a doppelganger, He can make copies of himself."

Santana burst out laughing After Quinn said that making Rachel look at her until Quinn started laughing as well.

Rachel leaned over to Brittany "Why are they laughing?"

"They think it's funny that he can make copies of himself, he chose to be doppelganger because he was hoping his copies would be able to walk, all three of us warned him multiple times after we found out about his betrayal not to do it because his copies would not be used to walking but he still did it. When he changed and he tried to make copies of himself all of the copies were tripping and slipping all over the place, it was kind of funny, it embarrassed Artie pretty bad though."

"So basically they're laughing out of spite for him not listening?"

"Yes, and because they can't stand him after he pursued me."

"Jealousy?"

"Partially. They heard him talking to Finn about wanting to use me to change his creature after he became a doppelganger. They told me and that's when I started dating them." Brittany said with a small smile.

Rachel frowned before looking at the still laughing girls. "Well I guess they have their reasons to laugh, but his disability isn't a reason to laugh."

"They know that, they're just laughing at his not listening. His copies can walk perfectly fine now, It's just that first time when they all looked like newborn children that they laugh at."

"I guess, I still don't like it though."

"Neither do I, but what can you do?"

"Simple." Rachel turned back to the girls who were trying to calm down and yelled "Stop!"

Both Quinn and Santana froze at the girl's louder than life voice before frowning and looking down.

"You both know it's wrong for you two to laugh at him even if he was an idiot for not listening. You are basically laughing at his disability and that is wrong."

Santana and Quinn at least had the sense to look ashamed.

Brittany sat up and looked at Rachel with curiosity, making Rachel tilt her head and smile at her.

"Rach...do you have any mythical blood in you?"

Rachel's eyes widened before she shook her head.

"No I don't believe so."

"We should look into that, come on." Brittany got up and Rachel followed before they walked hand in hand to the kitchen, ignoring Santana and Quinn since they were still kind of angry with them.

"Sit here?" Brittany asked motioning to the kitchen table

"Uh, on the table?"

"Yes, I'm going to set some stuff up to examine your blood so I can see if you have any magical blood in you...that yell of yours...wasn't regular, And I promise it won't hurt. Will you let me do it?"

Rachel smiled and nodded before jumping on the kitchen table and crawling to the middle of it before sitting with her legs crossed and humming to herself. Brittany smiled and leaned over and kisses her chastely before pulling a jar out of thin air. Quinn and Santana watched from the doorway in curiosity and excitement. They knew their girls were mad at them but the thought of Rachel being mystical too was amazing.

Brittany dipped her hand into the jar and it came out covered in what looked like dark purple paint. She started drawing intricate shapes and designs around Rachel on the table as Rachel just smiled and watched. Brittany then looked up at Rachel and held her hand up.

"One little dab of this on your chest okay? Right where your collarbones meet in the middle."

Rachel nodded and unbuttoned her shirt a little to allow the paint to be put on. Brittany poked the smaller girls chest making them both grin before Brittany let go of the jar and it disappeared.

"Now I'm going to start, I won't be able to talk to you when we start so i'm going to tell you everything now. The paint will start glowing, even the paint on your chest but it will not hurt you. Things will start moving but it is extremely important that you do not move Rachie. Okay?"

Rachel grinned and nodded. Brittany leaned over and kissed her one last time before moving to the front of the table, face to face with Rachel. She lifted her hands, palms down and closed her eyes. Rachel expected her to start talking so she was shocked when the paint started glowing a bright neon purple and the shapes and designs started moving around her. She just sat quietly and watched the designs start moving and her eyes widened as the paint in front of her lifted off of the table and started hovering around her. She was mesmerized until finally the shapes stopped moving. They stopped glowing. They all fell back to the table and disappeared and Rachel was pulled into a giant hug by Brittany. The tall blonde pulled her girlfriend off of the table and started spinning her around making Rachel laugh.

Brittany finally put her down but kept her arms wrapped around the other girl.

"I take it you saw something you liked?" Rachel asked.

"Only the fact you have pure mystic blood in your veins."

Ooooooooh won't cha look at that. Apparently I'm making Rachel a creature too, not sure exactly what yet but I have an idea.

Also. I want to apologize if I offended anybody with Santana and Quinn laughing at Artie. It was so much worse when I wrote it the first time but I changed it a couple of times and finally threw caution to the wind and left it this way.

I'm sorry if I offended you.