Title: Love Stinks
Author: Izzy-Lawliet (Rin)
Disclaimer: Let's go over this slowly so you can understand what I'm saying. I do not own this. If I did, do you seriously think that I would be typing a poorly written story like this?
Pairings: Roxas/Sora
Rating: M
Warnings: AU, Yaoi and whatever comes along with it.
Summary: Is it incest if you love your other half? He's not really my brother, but I'm a part of him, his direct other. Does that mean we belong together? Or…or what? I don't know what it means… it could mean anything. But I know how I feel, I know how he feels. Now what do I have to do to put two and two together to get four?
Author's Note: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't yell at me, at least I got it out...Ignore the french, I know it's probably wrong, but I got t off of a translator on Google. So yeah... ^_^
Chapter 8: Two Destinies
I grabbed a couple of stuff from my room, clothes, books, you know important stuff and now I was in the guest bedroom in Cloud's apartment. I looked around after setting my stuff down, and realized that Cloud and Leon were so fucking gay. I mean, the wallpaper, the pictures, the bedding. It had 'homo' written all over it. Figuratively.
But it wasn't that I minded my brother being gay, which would be hypocritical. Now what was even weirder than having 'homo' figuratively written across everything, was that I felt oddly at home in here, I felt safe. "Welcome to your new home," I turned and saw Cloud leaning against the frame of the door and Leon's arms wrapped around his waist.
"Thanks, but I have one question. Are you guys gonna keep me up all night? 'Cause if so, I will gladly go live on the street," I said, grabbing my bag and started to head past the door. Cloud stepped in front of me and pushed me back, taking my bag and throwing it on the bed.
"Oh, shut up, you queer. You know you'll get off on it." I bit my cheek and blushed. "I knew it! You would! You pervert!" I lifted my foot, took off my shoe and tossed it at Cloud's chest. "Ha! Come on Leon, we should so faire il. Oh think of the noises we could make." And then he did that weird 'hee hee' giggle that made him sound like a perverted pedophile, before pulling Leon along to his room where they could do it happily - which I know they will.
My phone started to play Sora's ringtone, which was 'Kiss Me Through the Phone'. Don't ask.
I picked it up and before I could even say hello, I heard a scream. "Sora!?" I yelled, just as loudly.
"Roxy?" One more scream and some laughing then another joyful(?) scream. "Sorry, Axel and Riku are here and they are being absolute retards."
"Don't do that, Sora!" I begged, on the verge of tears out of worry.
"What? Wait, Roxy, are you crying?" I sniffled a little. "Guys, shut up. Roxy? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you."
"Jerk." Then I hung up. Yeah, I might have been overreacting, but I was sincerely worried. I thought when he screamed something was wrong. I didn't want anything to happen. I felt my phone vibrate before a simple ring started, meaning it was unavailable/restricted. I waited a couple of seconds to calm down before I answered it. "Hello?"
"Hey, Rox, what's up?" It was Hayner.
"Nothing."
"Doesn't sound like nothing, I'm coming over. Be there in five."
"No!"
"Why?
"I'm not home." I sat on the bed, trying to catch my breath.
"Where are you then? At Sora's? I'll kick his ass."
"No, I'm at Cloud's apartment, you remember where that is?" Cloud bought this apartment a few years ago as a go to when we didn't want to go home or something like that. Apparently he kept up with the bills while he was in Europe.
"Uh, yeah I do actually. I'll be there even sooner." He hung up without saying goodbye. What did he mean by he would be here even sooner?
A couple minutes later I heard a banging, at first I thought it was the door, but then when I walked to the front room, I realized it was coming from my brother's room. I sighed and bit my lip. I should've known that the bed frame would hit the wall.
"Oh, Cloud!" Now...that was kind of hot...especially in that French accent of his.
I heard another banging sound, but I'm pretty sure it was the door this time. I walked to it and opened it. "Finally! I've been knocking for like ten minutes!" I raised an eyebrow at his exaggeration but didn't comment. He walked in and looked around, before looking back at me with wide eyes. "Is...that what...I think it is?" I nodded with a cringe.
"Fuck! Right there, Leon! Oh, God!" I bit my lip and looked away.
"Wow."
"What's so wow? They're married; they can do it as much as they want."
"No, not that. I know they can, but I always took Cloud as the dominant one, same with you. Something about you Strife's just make it seem that way."
I looked at him with a blank stare.
...
We were at Hayner's place, which was only a couple minutes from Cloud's. In his living room pigging out on Nacho Cheese Doritos, sugar cubes, and strawberries, watching White Chicks on his flat screen TV in his room. It was at the part where all the girls were with the detectives in the convertible, singing that one song. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
"If I could just. Hold you, tonight." Hayner sang along, causing me to blush at his idiocy. I swear, he's such an idiot. Which is why he's one of my best friends.
"Please. Stop. Singing. Or I will kill you, and I will enjoy it." I threatened, giving him my best glare with my bloodshot eyes.
"Roxas, are you still crying?" He asked after a little while of the movie. I nodded my head, a few tears straying. "Come on. I know what Sora did was wrong and rude, but you shouldn't be doing this. I know you're upset, but calm down." He said, taking my hand in his to hold it.
"I can't."
"Why are you so emotional? Are you PMSing? Really, you can tell me." Hayner said, earning a slap on the arm. "Hey! I was just asking a question. I think you are; you'll all moody." I slapped him again. "God! You're so abusive!" I laughed and wiped away my tears, slapping him once more for good measure. "Jerkbutt!"
"I'm not PMSing. And I'm not abusive. Towards other people." I smiled, noticing his shocked expression.
"Oh well thanks!" I smiled and reached for the bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, picking it up, I threw the now empty bag at Hayner. "What was that for?!"
"You finished them off! You know these are the only ships I eat. Rawrg!" I felt very emotional and didn't know exactly why.
"Roxas…" I looked up at him, tears still falling. "I know this may be a sensitive subject, but…" Is he gonna mention that one thing…? "Are you…" He is… "Pregnant?" Wtf!?
"What?! No!" I slapped him lightly. What an idiot, I thought. I smiled though, laughing loudly.
"I know, but I knew that it would make you laugh." I calmed down and looked at him.
"You're a buttface." I picked up a strawberry and bit into it, lowering my hand that had the other half.
"And you're fucking sexy." He took my hand that had the strawberry in it, and lifted it to his mouth, where he finished it off, licking at my fingers while doing so.
"Hayner…" I can't believe he did that.
"Roxas…" Hayner replied, pulling my hand so I fell forward, my lips shaping too perfectly against his.
