Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Harry Potter.
A/N: Nothing for ages, and then suddenly two updates in one day? What's wrong with the world?! Well, despite my horrendous inconsistency as an author... Enjoy!
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Remus Lupin
Mm, yes, I see...
Please don't see it, please don't see it, please don't—
No use, my boy, I've seen. Your head holds another passenger too, there's no hiding it from me.
Oh, oh dear! I- I promise I'll be good, I promise I won't do anything wrong! I won't hurt anybody, I'll be quiet and try my best and—
Yes, yes, and that's all well and good, but first let me just tell you that all that courage of yours, (coming here despite your better judgement) hasn't gone to waste at all.
You, you mean you're not mad?
No, no, lad. I'm a hat after all and I may be sentient, but that doesn't mean I see things the same way everyone else does! Now, enough of this chitchat – so many more students to sort through still. And so it'll be...
"GRYFFINDOR!"
Oh, thank Merlin it wasn't the Slytherins... Or the Ravenclaws, for that matter. They'd find out, and then they'd have me gone.
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