Twilight belongs to amazing Stephenie Meyer, but The Cullen/Swan Diaries Plot is all mine :D


The Cullen/Swan Diaries

A Guy's Night Out Pt.2

"So Mr Fire-fighter" Emmett slurred, grinning mischievously. He seriously looked like the Joker with his face covered in make-up, Alice may be great at applying make-up but you have to remember that's when she's sober. Emmett was still speaking but I didn't really listen to what he was saying because I felt Edward cringing. I hardly drank but I had the slight buzz of the few glasses of wine I had. His helmet and jacket to his outfit where hanging on the back of the seat, we were all sat in a circle on the floor and we all also looked slightly flushed. My guess was from the alcohol well for Em and Jazz it will probably be from the ton of blusher on their faces.

"Hey Alice" Alice turned her gaze from Jazz to see what Emmett wanted "have you got any of that spray tan that you and my Rosie never used? Supposing because it's too dark?" Em carried on slurring it easily clicked in my head what he was going to do to Edward and I think Edward realised what his plan was at the same time as me because he groaned and shook his head and taking a swig from the bottle of beer he had. Edward much of a drinker either but it was only really occasionally. It soon clicked in the heads of the others and soon Rosalie and Alice were jumping up and down in the spot with a slight sway from being drunk. They giggled as they ran out to their car to look in the bag that Alice kept in the trunk. They soon returned with evil-like grins at Edward. Emmett and Jasper went to pick out some more music and Edward took one final look at me sighed and a slight smirk grew on his face as he followed behind Alice and Rosalie who were skipping to the house. I sat and spoke with Em and Jazz for about 15 minutes but the topic soon drifted onto baseball so I left them arguing on which team was better. I made my way around the large Cullen house and soon heard the faint sound of Alice and Rose in hysterics. I reached the top of the stairs and seen the light peeking through the crack from Edward's bathroom. I made my way to the door and peeked my head around the door to see how bad the tan was.

"Don't you dare laugh Swan or you will be next" Edward said in a serious tone I looked from his face to see that he was looking down at his legs He stood in his boxer shorts, his legs looked like two giant cheese puffs. Emmett sure wasn't kidding about it being too dark and somehow even though Rose and my evil sister were drunk they had managed to do leave the rest of his body.

"Its fine I'm being honest Edward, you actually suit the whole bronzed look and it's not too...too orange" I ended my sentence with a snort after trying hard to hold my laughter which set Alice and Rose into laughing fits again the high fived and linked arms as they walked out the room leaving Edward and I. Edward sighed and began to pick up the old towels on the floor to protect the bathroom from turning orange. I started helping him and once we were finished he pulled me into a hug.

"Enjoying yourself Miss Swan?" he said with his crooked grin dazzling me for a few seconds I nodded my head. "Well the funs just begun I think I've booked a cab for the others so we've got another hour and a half left before it comes to pick them up."

"I'm guessing you now have to go around in just your boxers?" I teased which made him roll his eyes he pulled our twined hands to kiss the back of my hand before reaching down to lift up his outfit from the floor to put in the washing basket.

"If that's what you want" he chuckled grinning at me when I blushed furiously. "I sure do love it when you blush my Bella" he said as he caressed my cheek I felt the blush return as he swept his "piano fingers" as I called them along my cheek and allowing tips to brush over my lips. We were soon kissing until we heard Emmett's booming laugh and loud steps up the stairs.

He came into Edward's room where we were standing. Emmett took one look at Edward still in his boxers and his orange legs and then he was on the floor in laughter. I stepped over his huge body still on the floor and almost tripped but somehow gained balance. I began descending the stairs as Edward pulled Emmett up from the floor and they were soon behind me as we went back across the garden to the summerhouse. Jasper was still sat in his Superwoman costume but had his ears covered at Rosalie and Alice's attempt at singing Like a Virgin on the karaoke. We all joked and laughed at their little dances. I was sat on Edward's lap watching my big sister making a fool of herself. We clapped and cheered when the song ended and the drunken twins as I now called them did little curtsies before skipping to their seats. Alice pushed Jasper up who Edward then pulled Emmett up to sing their duet. Edward returned to his seat beside me with Alice on the opposite side. I almost burst out laughing at their confused faces but soon couldn't help it when the intro to the Animal Song began we were all soon in hysterics at Emmett's on actions to the song. When the song finally ended we were gasping for air soon it was Edward being pushed up to sing, he decided that he didn't want to sing so pulled me up to join him.

"Edward you so know that I can't sing" I said, I seriously didn't want to make a fool out of myself. I already did that too much.

"Actually no I don't, you never know it may be like ice skating all over again" he chuckled; he finally selected the song and stood back up to hand me a mic.

"Seriously you do it yourself first then I'll go" I said gripping onto the microphone on my hand I started chewing on my lips from the nerves. It was only drunken karaoke for god's sake!

Edward somehow agreed and returned back to the controls to select another song. It was one of the songs that he always seemed tolisten to. (I'll Be by Edwin McCain)

When the song ended Edward smiled at me before everyone else started cheering and clapping. It was now my turn to sing and I decided I might as well get it over and done with I thought deeply about what song I would sing and then went up to the small laptop that held all the songs.

Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
I want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I love more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sings
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I love you until the end of time

As the song drifted to a close I felt a single tear fall down my cheek. I know it may have seemed cheesy to pick a song like that but I realised right at that moment that Edward was going to be the one. Come what may. Edward came up to me as everyone cheered, he caught the tear on his finger and soon placed a very powerful kiss on my lips. I reached my hand up behind his neck to wind my fingers through his hair. I actually forgot that he was just in his boxers which then made me smile as we kissed. I soon heard a throat being cleared behind us and I broke the kiss to see Jasper with a hand on one of his hips. Maybe it was a bad idea to put him in that costume.

"As much as I love how you two are finally together, I hate to say it Bella but you are just like a little sister to me well you will be by law soon but you get what I mean. It's just kinda uncomfortable seeing both of you have a tongue fight" he chuckled near the end with a slight slur to his wording.

"Ew Jazz we weren't having a tongue fight" I said screwing my face up which mad Edward chuckle.

"Eh hem Tinkerbwell bwut I hwate to sway it bwut ywes ywou were" Alice replied, wow she was major drunk it took a lot of concentration for me to understand what she was saying.

"Hmm I think it's best we take our annoying Pixie to the cab that is now outside" Edward chuckled as Jazz and himself tried to steer Alice into the cab. Emmett had Rosalie over his shoulder as walked to the cab. We waved bye to everyone and then they were gone. I finally realised that Edward was still standing in his boxer shorts alone on the front yard as well!

"Edward! What will the neighbours say?" I joked, Edward laughed and then somehow just like Rosalie I was over Edward's shoulder as he made his way into the house. He carried me up to his room and let me sit on his bed before passing me a pair of pyjamas I left here for when I stayed here.

"I'll be back in a minute, just gonna switch off the lights out side while you change" he kissed me on the forehead before turning to leave me to change, I made my way into his bathroom and quickly found comfort in my good old PJ's. The halo was starting to hurt my head so it was nice to pull my hair back into a loose ponytail. I washed my face and found Edward sitting under his covers with a bottle of beer in his hand.

"Nice Cullen, haven't we had enough alcohol for the night?" I asked as I joined him. He chuckled but didn't say anything as passed me a glass of orange juice and I soon finished it. It was all dark apart from the glow of Edward's bedside lamp.

The drink's were finished and tidied away and we were back under the warm covers.

"Bella?" he said quietly as sleep slowly started to catch up on me I mumbled a yes to let him know that I had heard him. "Have you thought about the future? Like if you'll have kids or get married?" he asked.

"Yes they will be little Edward and Bella's" I think I mumbled I didn't really know what I was saying because as soon as I said that I was fast asleep in Edward's arms just like it should be.


I really enjoyed writing this chapter and I hope you enjoy reading it too :) I don't have much to say but what I would like to say is THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!! :D I'd so love it if I got more. I read every single one of them. I'd love to hear what you thought about this chapter :)

It was quite fun writing about a drunk Alice and Edward having cheesy puff legs :D In the next chapter it will probably have the aftermath of the "Night In" and also who won the points. Who do you think Edward for his good host skills or Bella because the hangovers are evil?? I'd love to hear :P

Bye for now! :D

Becca x