Pein: *holds up paper prepared by the author, clears his throat, and begins to read* Kitsune wanted me to tell you sorry for the long delay and just as a warning the following chapter might contain errors in editing since she has to do everything by herself and that it might contain some heavy petting... wait *confused* did we get a dog?

Naruto: *blushes* no...

Pein: Cat?

Naruto: *rubs side of nose nervously* no... its not that kind of petting...

Pein: *grins knowingly* Oh ho! *he rubs Naruto affectionately in the side with his elbow* you stud you

Naruto: *coughs and feels slightly embarrased* I think I might have taken things a bit far

Gaara: *comes in out of no where* I am not a kid!

Naruto: *face flushes slightly red* I know that

Pein: *growls playfully in Gaara's* I think your pretty hot... if Neji and Naruto weren't here... me-OWWWWWW!

Neji: *appearing suddenly out of nowhere, begins to twist Pein's captured ear painfully* You better not finish that thought

Pein: *sniffles* Uncle... uncle...

Neji: Its bad enough you flirt and doing questionable things with your brother

Pein: *crys* I'm sorry Cream cake... I won't do it again *bats his eyes*

Neji: *(caves easily) sighs and lets go of Pein's ear* fine... just watch it

Pein: I will *tackles Neji and nuzzles him* your the best boyfriend ever

Neji: *is suddenly tired* I try... *looks at audience* anyway enjoy the read

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto that honor is held by Masashi Kishimoto (undeserving SOB)

Sweet Tooth-chapter 9 by KitsuneFun

The Uzumaki mansion was amazing and completely different from the apartment Gaara shared with his siblings, it even smelled old, but nice. Wood-paneled walls, plush golden-brown colored carpet beneath his feet and opulent 16th century furniture littered every room that wasn't barred from view, the only thing that looked modern were the varied pictures on the walls in-ancient-styled frames-depicting the family.

Gaara paused, in his perusal, as a strong arm suddenly wrapped around him from behind and brought him flush against a warm and hard body. He could feel his heart beat faster in partial fear and excitement when soft hair touch his brow and a warm breath gently caressed the side of his neck before being replaced by a soft yet firm pair of lips that descended and kissed him briefly on his pulse point. A slightly cold tipped nose followed the movement, rubbing the area making his skin shiver and goose bumps rise along his arms and shoulder.

"Gaara…" He about melted in a pile of goo right there, when he recognized Naruto's husky voice speaking softly in his ear.

"Y…yes?" Gaara didn't want to seem hesitant, but he wasn't used to this type of affection from anyone, not even his siblings or parents.

Another arm moved and played with the hem of his shirt before slipping slightly under the soft fabric to play with the flat plane of his stomach, where it rubbed at the area in soft circles.

"I love the feel of your skin… so soft and smooth."

Gaara could feel his stomach flutter and tighten while his member started to heat-with excitement-in response to all the stimuli. He shifted a bit on his feet, suddenly feeling nervous, this was nothing like the dreams he had in the past about Naruto. Gaara could feel that moist mouth move almost hesitantly along the length of his neck, kissing in varied spots, as the arm beneath his shirt moved up higher and rubbed along his chest muscles.

The combined sensations made his lower body tingle and burn a little more and Gaara ended up closing his eyes, unprepared for how much the slight touches were making him feel a pleasure that the simple kiss on their first date didn't prepare him for.

"Should I go on?"

"I'm not a little kid… so stop trying to protect me," Gaara was started to feel annoyed that Naruto wasn't taking him seriously. (Who knew it was so hard to get a Gummy-Man to commit)

Naruto chuckled in response to Gaara's angry tone, "I'll keep that in mind."

"Na…Ah!" Gaara gasped as the hand beneath his shirt suddenly rubbed against his right nipple, tweaking it, just as Naruto began to start sucking at the juncture of his neck where it met his shoulders. Gaara's hips shifted uncomfortably in his pants and he gave a little wiggle as he tried to control how his penis began to harden and throb in his pants making them tighten.

The hand stopped playing with his right nipple and Gaara almost protested the lack of movement until the hand shifted and moved to play with his left nipple, "Uhh… god…"

Naruto's head moved briefly away in order to laugh knowingly, in regards to Gaara's predicament, "I think I like that you're so sensitive… and willing to do what I have been wanting to do since I saw you in Kakashi's office," Gaara felt Naruto's tongue play near the end of his ear, licking the length of the cartilage, causing him to moan, "I wonder where else… shall we see?"

Gaara could only nod, wanting more but unable to say it, since he could only mumble incoherently. He gasped out loud as the warm arm that had been wrapped around his waist, during that time, suddenly moved to play at the hem of his pants before unbuttoning the top button and lowering the zipper. The relief he felt at the slight pressure of his pants giving way was only brief, as that hand slide beneath the fabric of his pants, to cup and rub at his arousal through his underwear.

"My my my… what do we have here?" Gaara could feel Naruto's lips stretch into a smile as he spoke softly against the shell of his ear, "I should probably help you with this little problem of yours before we have dinner…"

'Oh yes!" Gaara thought, he was way past the point of coherently saying anything, since all he could do was feel as his lower half began to tighten in preparation for something he didn't quite understand.

The feel of Naruto cool fingertips sliding beneath the fabric of his underwear and near the top of his penis made him shake and throb painfully. Gaara could feel a slight wetness in his shorts as those fingers moved slowly, up and down against his throbbing length.

Suddenly their was a loud 'BANG' as the door nearest them flew open and hit the back of the wall next to it.

Gaara's eyes flew open in shock, and he squeaked awkwardly, as Naruto's older brother, Pein suddenly ran out of the room in nothing but his birthday suit and ran strait into them. Their was no time to react and move out of the way, as the three of them fell to the floor in a tangle of awkward limbs, with Naruto beneath him and a clearly wet and heavy Pein laying on top of him.

The sight of all that hard, tanned and naked flesh pressing against him made Gaara flush in embarrassment-a perverted part of his mind-wondered briefly how much alike the brother truly were and his penis seemed to twitch excitedly at the prospect.

"Ah sorry… are you alright?" Gaara's eyes flew up from their slow perusal of the length of Pein's body, in guilt, as he stared into concerned and rather familiar blue eyes.

"I," Gaara licked at his suddenly dry lips, feeling nervous at being caught doing something he shouldn't have, and he suddenly found it hard to give the older man an answer.

"What the hell happened to your hair?" Gaara watched those kind eyes suddenly hardened, before they turned to look down at Naruto lying beneath Gaara, as if remembering what his earlier purpose had been.

"That stupid bastard of a little brother of ours turned my head red… I look like fucking Ronald McDonald!"

Naruto laughed under his breath, in response to Pein's comparison, "Well its not that bad," Naruto moved his hand up to play with the wet glistening tresses, of his older brother's head, all the while smiling up at him, "It seems more auburn than clown red to me… it probably won't be that hard to dye it back."

"That's what I was trying to tell him," Neji said with annoyed tone to his voice, he had put his arms on his hips in annoyance, as he came out of Pein's room, "But he's bound and determined to kill Kyuubi because of it."

Pein's lower lip stuck out and into a pout at those words as he turned his head to look over his shoulder at Neji, "But Sweetie-nipple… no court would deny me for the slight done to my beautiful hair."

Neji rolled his eyes in response, he was used to Pein's over-dramatization of events, "Stop being such drama-queen."

"I think it looks sort a hot on you." Pein's head turned so fast to look back at Naruto, Gaara thought he heard bones snap, "well it does," Naruto said shrugging his shoulders, as if it was just an everyday occurrence for activities like this to happen in the Uzumaki household.

"Really?" Pein actually smirked in response before leaning down, ignoring Gaara in the process, in order to rub his forehead affectionately-but briefly-against Naruto's, "Are you trying to make our significant others jealous?"

Gaara expected Naruto to deny any such allegation and he almost froze at the seductive purr his crush gave in response to his older brother's comment, "Now why would I do that." He heard a snort come from Neji, unlike Gaara, he seemed used to these comments as well.

"Would you guys stop flirting, I don't think Gaara is ready for you to dry hump each other, in front of him while he's being sandwiched between you two."

"Sandwiched?" Pein seemed to finally realize where Gaara was during the whole exchange as he looked down into startled jade colored eyes. Gaara blushed as Pein accidentally-or maybe literally-rubbed his knee against Gaara's crotch in response," Hmm I definitely feel something… like a sausage sandwich…" He looked up and grinned knowingly at Naruto, "Just what were you doing in the hallway little brother… do I have to tell mom?"

Naruto's face tinted pink briefly in response to Pein's question, Gaara trying to figure out the odd conversation, expected Naruto to go into every sordid detail regarding what Pein had interrupted. But he was surprised when Naruto remained quiet and only said, "Nothing… now get up, your too heavy for your own good." he started to wiggle a bit beneath Gaara's body in order to emphasize his point, Gaara in his confusion, was surprised to notice that Naruto didn't seem to be as turned by their exchange-earlier-as he was.

Pein's smile seemed to disappear, partially surprised at Naruto's response, and he rushed to move off the two of them, "Sure…" He looked briefly at Gaara a moment with a thoughtful look on his face, as if trying to figure out what could have suddenly gone wrong, but unlike previous times, Pein wisely (or maybe not) kept that knowledge to himself.

Grabbing Gaara's hand, Pein helped to hoist the younger boy up before moving to help his brother. He paused before letting go of Naruto's hand, in order to look down into his face, in concern, "What's wrong?"

Trying to pretend he wasn't curious about what was going on, Gaara turned to look under his lashes at the two brothers' while trying to fix his-still open-pants.

Naruto shook his head and gave a sudden-an obviously fake-bright smile in Pein's direction, "Don't be silly," he laughed drying as though the question was funny.

Pein's brows furrowed and he opened his mouth slightly in order to say something, but before he could a pair of grey sweats were thrown in his face. Grabbing at the sweat pants, Neji had deliberately thrown at him; Pein moved them to cover his genitals briefly before putting them on. He could see Neji frowning in his direction and signally silently with his hands to stay quiet about the subject-apparently whatever had happened-had upset Naruto, which only made Gaara wonder what it was?

"OK GUYS TIME FOR DINNER!" Gaara could hear Kushina yelling from downstairs, and he suddenly felt uncomfortable and out of his element as he turned to look at both Pein's and Naruto's serious-looking faces.

Gaara must not have noticed the scared look on his face, till he felt a warm arm drape companionably across his shoulders, "Don't be scared…" Neji whispered in his ear, Gaara looked up and noticed Neji staring down at him with a warm welcoming smile on his face.

Out loud, so the two brothers' could hear, Neji said, "I wouldn't worry too much, she hasn't killed any of her sons yet with her cooking." It wasn't the comment he was expecting to get, and Gaara heard both Naruto and Pein laugh in response, the suddenly stiff atmosphere seemed to lightened a bit, and Gaara smiled hesitantly back at Neji, silently thanking him with his eyes, he suddenly felt a bit better with the knowledge that he wasn't alone and might have a potential ally in Neji.