AN- sorry for not writing for a while…I don't really have an excuse… except that I was in Costa Rica with my school and well yea but still that's not an excuse because it was only for 11 days… oh and btw this chapter is not exactly what happened on my trip…ill write more often promise! sorry for the mistakes my beta is at a summer school thing and my backup beta on the plane and she has no internet access…

Disclaimer- I'm still working on the whole owning thing…

~The Random trip my School plans~

So it was kind of near Spring Break when my school Alaska High decides to go on a trip for only some of the grades for only 11 days. Yes you may think that it's weird and everything but to me it's another day off of school! YEEPIE!

I signed up for this trip not knowing what I was getting into. I looked on the list and of course J man and E man were going and a bunch of people I have NEVER even heard of. I mean I'm going to have to spend 11 days with some people I don't even know! How offensive! You are confused right? Well here ill explain it to you.

So we are going to Costa Rica for 11 days and we get to do lots of stuff… that's all I know since when they were talking about it I was you know… not paying attention…

Time passed like flying monkeys we had only one day left until we were suppose to depart Alaska. I looked at the clock and it was 7:00 I widened my eyes and flew downstairs into the game room. Unlike what you may all think I ran down there to get a bag to stuff my clothes in.

I calculated that I would be done packing in an hour or two, but of course I was WAY wrong. I ended packing until 11:00 without breaks… anyways I went to bed and woke up at 5:00 am how great NOT!

Once we got to the airport we checked in as a group and headed to our gate. As we got to the metal detector security thing I took everything off except my sweatshirt which resulted in that they had to pat me down.

After that great pat down we headed to our gate and waited and waited and waited until finally they called our flight! I pushed everyone down that was around me and I got there first in line!

After the flight attendant glared at me I "slowly" walked down to my seat which was right by the window and next to Jason and Edwin what a coincidence!

Once we waited for like an hour for the other passengers to sit down we finally started to take off. Edwin, Jason and I took out our Nintendo DS and we started to play Mario Kart against each other.

As usuall I got so carried away with the game that I didn't realize when I hit my head against the plane until it hurt. What I didn't know was that I would be hitting my head a lot more things during the 11 days.

In total the flight was a nice four hours. Once we got to Georgia our lay over and we took things slowly since we had like 3 hours to do nothing. So Jason, Edwin, and I all sat down and we started to make up code names for different things we see.

For example when we saw a blue shirt we would yell PSSED, when there was a red one we would go OOHOO, when we saw a person who was bald we would call them red sour balls/candy, when we saw someone with too much hair we called them gummy worms, and finally when we saw someone in a green shirt we would cough VERY loudly.

After the three hours we finally got to board the plane. To make sure we were all there the teacher assigned us numbers so we could count off I was number 8!

Once we started count off I totally missed it when someone said seven so I stood there with everyone glaring at me until I realized and yelled "EIGHT" really loudly and all the people who were passing our little group of 18 looked at me and started to walk away quickly.

Once we sat in the plane and once again I was in the window seat I started to play around with the little TV screen in front of me. Stupid Delta! There was only on game that was for free and that was a stupid trivia game that I ended up playing for at least an hour.

The flight from Georgia to Costa Rica was also four hours. Woopee! Not. Anyways once we got there it was 10:00 pm or something. We had to get on a bus with our guides for the next 11 days.

I named the bus Marvi the RV…once we got off of Marvi we went straight for our luggage which was one check in bag and one carry on anyways once we all got to the lobby of La Rosa de America which may I say was not close to a 5 star place.

I was put into a room with Edwin while Jason was stuck with some losers. Once we got into the room I started to uncover my bed that is until I saw a bug the size of…well im not sure because I let out a short scream and ran out the door.

Edwin came out with a tissue paper bent down and let the bug crawl out. Edwin looked at me trembling; trying to contain laughter. I came right up to him glared and went back into the room and locked him out until he promised not to tell anyone.

After the night was over we got into the bus and our guides told us that we are going zip lining! Don't tell anyone but I was freaking out on the inside. When I say don't tell anyone I mean it. If word somehow got leaked out I would be ruined. I mean I am the macho man and I'm supposed to the macho nacho which is the machoness of all macho people out there.

At first when the guides we talking I was "interested" that's until they started talking nonstop about this one thing. Let's just say I was dozing off a bit. Once we finally arrived at the zip lining place called Ecoglide I was quickly whisked away to be equipped with everything I need to zip line.

Once everyone was equipped and ready to go the people at the Ecoglide they told us what we needed to do and we got to practice on a practice run. I was so nervous that I forgot everything. The guy pushed me and off I went zipping down a line.

Man I was scared that I forgot to brake and I totally hit the guy on the other side. When got over the shock I looked at the guy and he was bent down. I'll leave the rest up to you.

Anyways I was still there dangling from the line when this other guy came and unhooked me without me really noticing. So I fell on my butt while everyone was trying to hold in there laughter.

I stood up with a huff and made my way to the truck that would drive us to the next zip line. Once we got there I was the first in line. Man was my heart beating it was like it was trying to run away from a crazy laughing pig!

But after the first zip line my heart was pumping with adrenaline. I was so pumped that whenever I got pushed on another zip line I would do an Indian call.

Once we got through 11 zip lines we got a chance to something called a Tarzan swing. The Tarzan swing is where they hook you put to an extra long bungee swing and they just let you go. It's stomach dropper.

I decided to go on it. This time I was thinking no thoughts or anything. Once it was my turn they hooked me up and just let me go. I was so not expecting it. It was so scary that I screamed like a girl the whole entire time expect for one second where I yell "OH GEE WILLIKERS!"

After they stopped me I was barley walking in a straight line when someone came from my left side shooked me and yelled in my ear and yelled even louder. I think I was in shock.

After the Tarzan swing we went to finish the four zip lines that we had left. It just so happens that two out four were the longest.

After the zip line we did lots of stuff. The days ahead of us were busy. We did many things like paint a school, farm, my group saw a leather back turtle, we helped hatchling make it to the ocean, and many other things.

Some days passed and they announced that we would go white river rafting. White river rafting went smoothly… not really since I failed to listen to the instructions and in the middle of the trip I totally went flying into the water.

The water was actually cold and I went along with the current which didn't help at all. Finally the boat was close enough for me to grab on and instead on one person pulling me up and it took six people to do it.

Let's just say you don't want to be pulled up out of the river… white river rafting was actually not that bad lol.

The third to last day in Costa Rica we got to go to a lodge type thing way up in the mountains. In the morning I got to milk a cow! While I was waiting a cow came up to me and licked my leg! Im just going to say that it hurt like heck!

The tongue of a cow is really rough and sharpish… Edwin, Jason, and I were standing next to each other when I looked at a cow behind which started to drip. So I asked

"hey Edwin what's dripping from the cow?"

And Jason being the geek that he is replied "I believe its peeing Emmett"

"why is it going drop by drop can't it just go all at once" I said

Edwin and Jason looked at me but got interrupted by the splooshy noise. I looked over at the cow and my eyes widened. The cow was definitely peeing! A whole gallon or more came out and it was all green and from its buzzom it was steaming and it was foaming.

We all looked at each other and started to back away slowly.

The days went by fast and we finally had to pack up and go home. But what a trip. I mean I could go on and on and on telling you about every little thing that happened but you would probably fall asleep like me in history…don't tell anyone… it's not like I draw eyes on my eyelids to look like im awake…

AN- hey ppl sorry for the long wait but you know I'll write more often. Oh once more the chapter is not exactly what happened on my trip. Lol anyways read laugh and enjoy! I need harassers people who with harass me to not forget to write! This was a … chapter not my fav…