UGH you know how at the end of the last chapter I said I had a really good idea for this chapter I COULDN'T REMEMBER IT D: SO this chapter is sort of improvised :D NOTE TO SELF: WRITE DOWN YOUR IDEA'S!

OH AND DO any of you guys know where I can buy a better memory?

Anyway on with the story…

Darcy was really beginning to enjoy being sneaky. Jane and Thor… well no one for that matter could know about her and Loki and their sort of romance. After they had decided to not ignore their feelings, things had gotten hard. Constantly sneaking past Thor and Jane and finding ways to be together in their spare time was pretty difficult. Most of the time Loki was still a moody ass and sometimes scary…like scary, scary, but then he could also be this charmer and she could swear she could see an ounce of royalty in him, which shouldn't be surprising after all he used to be a prince. And talking of Loki's past, she still hadn't asked him about it, and she wanted to, she really wanted to. But she also didn't want to, one reason was he might get all moody or defensive or angry but another reason was that she was afraid to hear about it. I mean every time she thought of him killing people she felt sick, and the thought of hearing about his adoption/abduction was weird and every time she thought of it, it brought her back to the same thought every time DARCY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

"Earth to Darcy… DARCY!"

"Woah what?" she looked up and saw Jane looking down at her. "Sorry, zoned out" she smiled.

"We do have chairs you know"

"Yes, yes I know" she replied. Darcy was sat on the floor again, she liked the floor, there was something about lounging around on the floor that she liked, she didn't know what, but there was. Darcy stuck out her hand and Jane sighed and hauled her to her feet.

"Thor and I are going out, Tony Stark and his chess awaits" she huffed. Darcy laughed because Jane had told her that Thor really couldn't play chess, but Tony was determined that he would teach him somehow. But Darcy secretly thought that Tony just liked repeatedly winning.

"Tell Thor good luck"

"I will" Jane assured, shaking her head and walking towards the door. "I will be in the car" she called out to Thor. As she went out the door Thor bounded after her and waved quickly to Darcy on his way. Darcy listened intently and she heard the car pull away from the drive. She looked away from the window and there was Loki leaning on the doorframe.

"Alone at last" he whispered seductively. When he spoke to her like that, he was a whole new Loki, she could honestly forget about him destroying New York and that almost destroying that weird ice place near Asgard or whatever.

"Really?" she said looking around the room. "I hadn't noticed"

"Oh really?" he accused jokingly.

"Really" she nodded. And he moved closer. "But if we are all alone…" she hinted moving closer to him and touching her nose to his. Carefully avoiding hitting him in the face with her glasses; which had actually happened before, but it was funny.

"Hmm" he murmured as his lips slowly pressed to hers. Her body lit up like fire, no matter how many times they kissed she still couldn't get used to that feeling. The feeling of his hands on her waist or his breath in her face or his... well everything. When they eventually broke apart she was almost gasping for breath. Darcy moved away from him and sat on the floor, he just stared at her, so she grabbed his hand and pulled him down with her. "Why is it always the floor with you?"

"Because I like the floor" she commented. "And don't tell me it's too beneath you because you are too godly and all that because I have seen you sit on the floor many times now"

"Yes, I have sat on the a few times, that does not mean I like it."

"Someone is moody"

"Only because you pulled away from me" he whispered sweetly in her ear.

"I am a pretty stupid person for doing that aren't i?"

"Darcy you could never be stupid"

"Wanna bet"

"Yes, I know I said all mortals are stupid, but you are the only exception"

"I should definitely not be the exception; there was this time about a year ago when I fell into a pond, hit my head on the edge, breaking my nose in the process and i almost drowned and I had to be rescued."

"A little silly perhaps, but not stu..." Darcy put a finger up to Loki's lips to silence him.

"Do you want to know why I fell into the pond in the first place?" he nodded so she carried on "I fell into the pond because Sam threw a twig at me and I panicked because I thought it was a monster… I wasn't even drunk"

"You thought it was a monster?" he questioned.

"Yes I thought it was a monster, I don't know why but I did. Wait maybe I shouldn't of told you that, now you might not kiss a stupid girl"

"Not true" He leaned in and kissed her, soft lips crashing against hers in fiery passion. His fingers traced up and down at the crook of her elbow. She shivered as her skin burned at his touch, and that made her want to melt into a puddle of desire. Their kiss deepened and Darcy ran her hands through his hair; Loki's own hands knotted themselves into her curls as if desperate to hold. A few moments later they were both lying down, stretched out along the carpet. Loki seemed to be playing with her hair, which was odd because Darcy never pictured him to be the playing with hair type. She also didn't imagine him to be a true romantic either and it seemed like he was, and she loved true romantics. She had always wanted that movie kind of romance, although she always pretended to be annoyed or disgusted by it, it was all just an act.

"Loki" she said gently, trying her luck. "Tell me about your past"

"No" was all he said. But he said it quietly, so that meant there was room for persuasion.

"Please" he didn't answer, so she adapted her plan. "Nothing personal as such, just what you did growing up or your most glorious battle or just something" Of course she did want more personal stuff, because she was a nosey girl, but for now she could settle with the sweet stuff.

"My life was extremely boring; I never had a most glorious battle, only Thor did. But I can tell you I like the colour green" Ok, not even non-personal stuff. She shouldn't be disappointed; she knew that Loki would never open up to her or anything. I mean he was still filled with anger and betrayal and all that stuff. But she decided to ignore her disappointment and instead go with what she had got, which was nothing but his favourite colour… but she could work with that.

"I had noticed about the green fetish" she joked.

"It's not a fetish" he laughed.

"Ok, yeah sure, I will amend what I previously said. I had noticed your OBSESSION with green"

"I am not obsessed, it's just a colour that I like"

"A colour that you like eh? … A colour that you wear almost constantly, a colour that you seem to gravitate towards, a colour that you say you like on me. I mean you even have a cape that's green"

"I do see what you mean, I suppose green is the colour of me. And it does look good on you. And the cape, well you cannot say it is not…" he paused seemingly unable to think of a good word to express himself.

"Ok" she said dropping the subject "What about your mythology, any of that true?"

"Like what"

"You having a wife, or that you have children or that you mated with a horse and gave birth to an eight legged horse"

"WHAT?" he spluttered, sitting up quickly.

"What do you mean what?"

"The horse?"

"Yeah supposedly you and a horse... well yeah"

"No, just no" he paused seemingly lost for words at the horse subject "and in answer to all the other queries none of what have said is true, where do you people get your mythology" He finished and Darcy just laughed.

"I have to find a Norse mythology book and have you read it. It would be priceless to see all your reactions" she paused then quietly added. "It's good about the wife thing; hate to be a cheater or something… although I suppose you were a god so that probably wouldn't matter"

"It would matter, I would never cheat Darcy. I was royalty, and I had to be a good man in every way… not that I was though. And let us just say, Thor was the one with relationships not me."

"Oh good. I'm not breaking anything up, then. But don't tell Jane about Thor and relationships because…. Well you could figure out why."

"I still cannot get over the horse" he shook his head and his brow furrowed. Darcy couldn't help but laugh again.

"Well I'm glad that was all cleared up" she leaned her head against his shoulder and exhaled, content with the moment.

"Trust me, so am I" he leaned his own head on top of hers. They stayed there, in that position for a long time, in complete silence. But it didn't matter because it was a nice silence the type that made you glad for what you had, if that made sense. When he did change his position he leaned down and kissed her sweetly. She could feel herself heat up as his tongue traced the outline of her lips and his hands traced her whole body, he had never done that before and if she was standing she might have fallen over. She took that opportunity to let her hands explore him, more than she had before. His muscles moved like cable underneath his skin, they may not be visible like Thor's but they were definitely there. His heart beat loudly, but still probably quieter than hers and she began to move her hands further down. But she was stopped by a loud thump to her left. She jumped back and away from Loki to find Jane and Thor staring at them with wide eyes, although they both had very different expressions. Thor looked both extremely shocked but also a little happy but Jane looked unbelievably shocked, scared and angry. The thump they heard was a bag of groceries. The milk cartoon had smashed on impact with the floor and was spurting everywhere.

"I'm not cleaning that up" she said nervously.

DUN DUN DUUUN! SORT OF CLIFF HANGER…..

Ok that wasn't too good, Sorry :S I'm sick though :/ BUT things are heating up a bit more between Loki and Darcy, and now Thor and Jane know yaaaay! Ahaha. But I wanted Jane to find out because it will be funny to write her reaction. And I cleared up about Loki and his mythology because I thought I should. And Loki isn't going to open up just yet… just I don't think he would open up so quickly. I do have some good ideas for when he does though ;D

And not much happened in this chapter but something will happen with Sam soon and Odin may even make an appearance. *GASP*

Ok yeah THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEWS, FOLLOWS AND FAVS! PLEASE KEEP REVIEWING AND STUFF! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Till the next time, bye! ;D