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BPOV
"What do you mean he's allergic to vagina?" Rose screeched.
It was Monday morning and Bella was recounting the 'fade to black' portion of her vacation. They'd already recounted their Orlando trip, and Bella was now clueing them in on her and Edward's date Thursday night. Leaving out, of course the Renee drama.
"He has an allergy to vaginal fluid," Bella repeated.
"He's gay," Emmett stated flatly. "I spent the week with you and him, he really seemed in to you… but he's gay."
"He's not gay! Trust. It's a real condition," Bella exclaimed.
"How do you know, B? The kid could just be using you as his beard," was Emmett rebuttal.
"First of all, Em, You're just pissed because he told you off on Wednesday. Secondly, I know this because I googled it after I left," Bella said, triumphantly.
"Well what does this allergy entail? Condoms, latex gloves, dental dam? I mean this could be a real deal breaker, Bells!" Rose commented.
"Well, he'll just like, break out in a rash or something. It's a, and I quote, 'Human Plasma Hypersensitivity'. It can be fatal, but his isn't that bad. He just has to wash right afterwards," Bella explained. "As time goes on, he'll build up… not an immunity but a sort of "desensitization" to my, uh, "proteins", so it won't be as much of a hassle."
"Send me the link," Rose mumbled distractedly, typing quickly on the computer as soon as Bella forwarded the link. (A/N www(dot).nih(dot)gov/pubmed/18239014)
"Whatever, dude. I'd wear that *BEEP* proud. I'd walk around with a rash on my face and say 'Now ask me how I got it!" Emmett boomed
-(BELLA) queued scratch record sound effect-
A good ten seconds of silence passed over the airwaves.
"I… don't even… know how to respond to that," Bella stammers.
"Moving on…" Rosalie prompted, when it was clear no one was going to address Emmett's little over share. "But you were, in fact, able to get some play then?"
A cheesy grin that was only seeable to Rose and Emmett spread across Bella's face.
"Ooooooh that face means yes!" Squealed Rose. Emmett cursed under his breath.
The Morning Show continued on with their usual morning banter, games, and contest. After the sign-off, I returned to my office to set up interviews, organize events, and answer a few emails. As I carried on with the mundane task my mind drifted back to the events of Thursday night after dinner.
Edward pushed me against the wall, his lips never leaving mine, as he searched his pockets for the keys to his apartment. I tugged at his bottom lip with my teeth causing him to groan and grind his hips against me.
"Do you feel what you do to me?" He asked all kinds of breathless. Yeah, I did that to him.
He had paused in his efforts to locate his keys, pinning me to the wall next to his door. His hands had a tight hold on my hips, and his lips made a delightful trail of wet kisses down the length of my neck. I laced my fingers in his thick tresses and held him in place when he found a particularly sensitive spot.
"Mmmmm…" I should be embarrassed by how loud that was, but I couldn't find it in me to care.
"Oh, Bella, the things I want to do to you…" Edward trails off, resuming the search for his keys.
Using the grip that I had on his hair I guided him back to my mouth, plunging my tongue past his lips without hesitation. His hands snaked around to clutch my behind, squeezing and kneading.
"AHEM!" A throat was cleared a short ways down the hall. Edward and I looked toward the noise to see Mrs. Newton, a bitter elderly woman, glaring in disgust at us. She continued to pass us on her way to her own apartment muttering about 'kids today' and how no one would dare be so forward 'back in her day'.
I sunk my hand into Edward's pocket, the sudden action making him jump, and pulled out his keys. I dangled them in front of him and smiled suggestively. With a new urgency Edward seized the keys and quickly unlocked his door. He grabbed my hand and pulled me through the threshold, both of us kicking off our shoes quickly. Still with a firm grasp on me, he pointed out the rooms that we were passing rapidly.
"Kitchen, living room, office, guest bath, my room…"
With that last proclamation he hooked his arm around my waist and tossed me on the bed. He followed quickly after me, nestling his body between my thighs. Edward held himself up on his hands and knees, leaning down to kiss me passionately. I fisted his shirt and pulled him down, needing to feel his weight on me. He welcomed my insistent invitation and pressed his hardness into my most sensitive of places. One of his hands slipped down to my waist and fingered the edge of my sweater. I assumed he was asking for permission and rolled my body against his in approval. Edward waited no time in eradicating me of the offending garment and tossed it to the floor. His warm, wet mouth immediately encased my nipple through the pink lace of my bra. I arched my back to get more contact with his mouth. I pulled his shirt up and over his head and threw it to the floor, grabbing his face with both hands and sucking his bottom lip into my mouth.
Hands explored and tongues danced as muffled moans and lustful sighs filled the room. I was so aroused I was sure I needed to put out a Flood Warning. I pushed on Edward's shoulders and rolled us over so that I was straddling his hips. I rolled my hips against his erection and placed wet kisses down his neck. I continued leaving a trail of innocent kisses down his defined chest and twitching abdominal muscles. When I reached just below Edward's bellybutton I added my tongue in to the mix, while my hands were busy unbuttoning his jeans. I tugged his jeans off and let them drop to the floor. I crawled back up and settled myself between his legs. I ran my finger along the inside of the elastic band to his boxer briefs and heard him intake a sharp breath. My eyes snapped up to his and saw his eyes darkened with lust and his mouth agape taking heaving breaths. Grinning wickedly, I lowered my head to the waistband, taking it between my teeth, and pulled down his underwear just low enough for his dick to spring free. My eyes hungrily took in the fine specimen before me; he stood thick, long, and impossibly hard. I licked my lips at the sight and saw it twitch in anticipation. Watching his face from beneath my lashes I leaned down and slowly licked my tip with the flat of my tongue. Edward's eyes rolled before he closed them and let his head fall back against the pillows. This would just not do.
"Prop up your pillows, I want you to watch."
His head popped up and he looked at me in surprise before unleashing his crooked smile on me. He adjusted the pillows and leaned back. Satisfied, I circled the tip with my tongue before closing my lips around it and sucking lightly. I released him and ran my tongue from just under the frenulum ridge down to the base, following the plump pulsing vein, and licked a figured eight over his balls before licking my way back up. I took him in my mouth fully, wrapping my hand around what I couldn't fit in my mouth. I licked, sucked, and pumped, using the sounds Edward was making as a guide for his level of enjoyment.
"Oh, Bella….. fuck, your mouth feels so good," he ground out between clenched teeth. "Baby… so close… Mmmmm."
I loosened his grip on the comforter and placed his hand on my head in a silent request for him to set the pace he needed. He was gentle in his direction, his fingers thread in my hair, his hips bucking minutely into my mouth.
"Bella, baby… Oooooh… I'm gunna…" he spoke urgently, tapping my shoulder. I'm not going anywhere.
I increased the suction and jostled his balls gently, using my index finger to massage the space just behind them. Yep, boys have a magic button, too. That sent him over the edge, gasping my name, spilling his seed that I quickly swallowed. I licked him clean and tucked his softening cock back into his boxers. He reached for me and pulled me in to a searing kiss, rolling over on top of me.
"That was incredible," Edward panted on my neck, placing sporadic kisses. His hand slid down my tummy to the button of my jeans and unfastened them.
"Can I taste you, my Bella?" He whispered, his hot breath washing over my ear and neck. He pulled back to look at me and I gave him a shy smile and a slight nod.
Edward kissed his way down my body, stopping to swirl his tongue around each nipple. He dipped his tongue in my navel and sucked softly on my lower belly as he shimmied my jeans off. My matching pink lace panties made a short appearance before he hooked his thumbs under the waistband and slid them down. Edward kissed his way up my thigh but stopped before getting to where I wanted him most. He ran the back of two fingers up and down my bare wet center and looked at me.
"You've had my interested peaked ever since lunch that first day," he says huskily, referring to the conversation he walked in on between me and Rose. "Mmmm, I quite like this."
"I'll paint it pink and throw glitter on it, just touch me… please," I beg.
He chuckled at my eagerness, but heeds my plea and circled my clit smoothly before pushing two fingers inside me. Edward kissed my inner thighs and outer lips as he pumped his fingers slowly.
"Oh my god, baby, you're so wet."
"For you. You do this to me," I keen as he spread my wetness.
Edward licked the length of my slit, curled his tongue around my bundle of nerves and sucked gently. I gasped at the sensation and my fingers dove into his luscious head of hair.
"Oh, Edward" I sigh.
His left hand curled around my thigh and took hold of my hip while his right hand continued to pump in and out of me at quickening pace. He sucked, licked, and flicked my clit until I was bucking my hips and moaning with wild abandon. His fingers curled to hit that spot and I felt the familiar tingles start in my belly. Edward's tongue swirled, sucked, and then nibbled and….
"OOOOOOOhhhhh my god! Edward!... Uuuunnnggghhhh."
I can't form coherent thoughts as he flicked my clit up and down and side to side rapidly. My climax burned through my veins, stars burst before my eyes, and I was screaming out, thrashing, gasping, clenching around his fingers, and grabbing at the comforter. He lapped all of my juices and placed gentle kisses on my pulsing bud, bringing me down from my high. I lay there panting with a racing heart and a sweaty brow. Edward laid beside me and pulled me in close as I cuddled into his side. I placed tender kisses on his chest, and he played with the ends of my hair. I looked up at Edward and give him a soft kiss. He smelled… soapy?
"Did you wash your face?" How did I miss that?
"Um, yeah… I uh, have an allergy," he looked around uncomfortably and his cheeks were tinted pink.
"An allergy to what?"
He chuckled humorlessly and shook his head. "Vagina."
My cell phone chimed with a new text message. A smile bloomed when I saw it was from Edward. Impeccable timing, Dr. Cullen.
Will you have dinner with me tonight? xE
I got ridiculously giddy as I typed 'yes' in reply and asked what time.
I'll be home at 6, dinner at 7. Come over whenever you'd like. xE
Rose knocked on my I looked up at her she cocked her head to the side.
"Why are you so flushed?"
"Hm? Oh, uh… I don't know. It's warm in his, isn't it?" I asked, fanning myself for emphasis.
"Kind of. Anyways, we need to change things around this week," She says, shuffling some papers around in her hand.
"Why?"
"There's a hurricane a-comin'!" She says in a ridiculous pirate voice. "It's supposed to be a Category 3 by the time it gets here Thursday. We'll need to do the usual: shelter locations, gas station prices, tell people to stock up on supplies. You know the drill."
"Will the Morning Show be broadcasting this one?" DJ's usually rotate the responsibility of broadcasting during a hurricane.
"Not this time. I think Drew B is going to help the new afternoon DJ, Tyler; break him in a bit." I nod my head and start rearranging our program schedule.
"I'm on it. You and Em gunna stay with me again?"
"Hell yes, you don't even have to ask. You building never loses power!"
"Okie doke. Maybe Edward will invite Alice and Jasper over to his place and we can have like, a little Hurricane Party. It'll be Edward and Alice's first hurricane."
"Set it up, B. Oh, department meeting at 1:00," with that, Rose walked out of the door.
I picked up my phone and sent Edward and Alice a text.
Ready for your first hurricane?
XxXxXxXxXx
A/N
Ok, so I know you all want them to bang, and I kind of set it up for that at the end of last chapter. SOON, I promise. I have had this chapter in mind since BEFORE I even knew I was going to write this fic.
Got a question you want to ask one of the characters? I foresee a game of Truth or Dare or Never Have I Ever during this hurricane party. Tweet then or put them in a review! (PinkHoodie85 )
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The Education of Professor Cullen by Sheviking
Violation by Rochelle Allison
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