A/N: After a lengthy talk with a mate, I've decided to "Fuck it all", and skip all the bullshit before a really, really good scene I've been wanting to write for 3 years.
I'll stall it for just a moment, though.
The curious case of Miss Akashiya is indeed, a curious one.
You see, to refer to her as one would be incorrect. Moka Akashiya referred to two people – one, the sociable, mentally strong Outer Moka, who could reign control of her vampiric powers… Most of the time.
And her twin sister, the Inner Moka. The Inner Moka as she was dubbed, was physically mighty, and unmatched in speed. However, she grew to be cold and isolated as time went on, refusing to spend time with those she deemed "lesser".
Despite all this, Moka & Moka were getting along the best they had in years, due in no small part to the new boy's influence in their life.
For Outer Moka, obviously, he was a friend that didn't care what species she was. He was a shoulder to cry on, and a neck to bite when she needed it.
Could a Vampire girl have asked for more?
For Inner Moka… Tsukune had shown strength to her. She could sympathise with him being somewhere he didn't belong, and she thought he handled it rather well, for a human. And his blood...
She smiled at the thought of him being dumbstruck with her beauty, when she and Moka helped him against Saizo's attacks…
No. He wasn't looking at her. She was looking at the other Moka.
When she broke out of the Rosary's control, however… She could've sworn Tsukune caught a look at her.
'…I shouldn't be thinking of things like this.'
'Of what?' Inner Moka's cheeks went from pale white to a dark crimson with a harsh blush.
'Nothing! That was… That was one of your subconscious thoughts!'
'Really? Didn't sound like it…' Outer Moka teased her twin and smiled when silence dawned on their conversation.
It was night, and the Outer self was bathing in a herbed-up bath. Their mother, Lady Shuzen, would be arriving tomorrow to aide in splitting their personalities/bodies from one another. Nervousness gripped Outer Moka's heart, and she sunk into the bath, blowing bubbles childishly in order to distract her mind.
'You're thinking of him again.' It wasn't a question that Inner Moka asked. Outer Moka sighed, and began fiddling with her rosary.
'I am. I'd like him to meet mother tomorrow, but…'
'But…'
'What if she decides he's not worthy of being near me? You know how she is…'
'Screw what mother thinks! He's our man, and that's our decision! If she doesn't like it, then who cares?' Inner Moka huffed as she tried to strengthen her sister's resolve. Silence dawned once more as she realised what she said.
'He's… Our man, now?'
'Good lord…' And the vampiric teen slumped her head in the realm of her mind.
(Later, the next morning…)
Mizore awoke with a new plan in her head. She went to bed with the picture of her Beloved close to her heart, and despite her inner pain, slept peacefully.
As she prepared herself for her day ahead, she'd planned to stalk Tsukune more and more, and eventually worm her way into his group of friends merely as a acquaintance at first.
Then, when his defences were down, and when they'd be alone together, she'd snag him. Freeze him into a block, and raise a beautiful daughter with him.
Yes, it was an odd plan, but she could make it work.
She smiled after stepping out of her icy-cold shower, and popped a tasty lollipop into her mouth.
'You will be mine, Tsukune…'
(Somewhere else…)
The monster-man awoke that morning with a sense of awe and wonder.
As his eyes adjusted to the soft sunlight, he couldn't quell a hopeful feeling in his heart. It was like it was fluttering, but with a burning intensity that gave him limitless energy.
With that, he leapt out of bed, and got ready for the day.
And oh, what a day it was going to be.
(Some time later)
With the rushing in of new candidates, the Newspaper Club was growing and bustling. Despite the fact that half the girls there joined because of Tsukune, they were all contributing and in general, things were looking up for the once-desolate and empty club.
Ginei and Miss Nekonome had set the groups off into investigative tasks, and the werewolfish woman was currently stalking her main target's group.
Tsukune was giggling along with his classmates and potential Destined Ones as they spent the school day faffing about and taking random pictures.
Gin slid up to the Incubus' side, and refrained from jumping the boy as she caught his delicious scent in her monster-powered nostrils.
"So… How are we all doing here?" Her presence caused quite a scare, especially with the young Yukari.
Moka and Kurumu just continued giggling and pointed to the object of their affection, who gave them a faux-angry stare.
"They keep pointing their cameras at me. They've even got Yukari trying to lift my shirt up." The monster-man fake-whined, ushering the werewolf woman to chuckle darkly.
"Is that so? Well…" Using inhuman speed, she reached for the boy's unprotected abdomen and lifted his shirt up, motioning for the other girls to snap as many pictures as they could. She giggled, herself, then saw what she was revealing.
Her mouth went dry, and she shyly reached a hand out to touch the boy's rock-hard, defined abdominal muscles. Tsukune yelped, and slapped her hand away.
"No! Bad Gin!" He joked, laughing uncomfortably.
The werewolf woman continued to gawk at Tsukune, before she bolted off to a secluded corner of the school to… relieve herself.
"What the hell…" Yukari mumbled, clutching her wand tightly as the werewolf girl darted away under the cover of treetops.
(…)
The day passed relatively well, until…
"Tsukune Aono, could you please report to the Headmistresses Office? Tsukune Aono, to the Headmistresses Office!" Shizuka Nekonome's cheery voice rang.
His heart sunk. Very, very deeply did his heart sink.
The Headmistress, requesting a meeting with him? It would not bode well. She'd probably caught on to his lie…
Nevertheless, he didn't run. He didn't scamper, nor did he complain he sucked it up and trudged his way down to the Office.
His friends, Kurumu especially, gave him wishes of luck, amongst other things.
(…)
She had her massive chair facing away from him, yet still, his presence was sensed easily.
"Good morning, Tsukune." She was The Exorcist, Tenmei Mikogami. One of the Three Dark Ladies.
The Incubus boy didn't know this, however, and yet he still felt fear and awe grip his heart, as she turned around to face him. The majority of her face was hidden by her headwear, and he recognised her from somewhere…
"G-good morning, Headmistress." He greeted her, before swallowing a lump in his throat. Wordlessly, she invited him to sit down in a chair opposite hers, on the other side of her large wooden desk.
Tsukune did so uneasily, and noticed that she held a familiar looking tome in front of him. Fear gripped his heart in cold vice as he stared on at the ancient book.
"You know, this is really an interesting read." She began, almost evilly. Tsukune let his head slump from his shoulders, and he resigned himself to his fate.
Be it expulsion, or worse.
He bit his lip to hold back a curse word. Tenmei continued reading the book, kicking back, and sipping some tea.
"You know, I knew your grandparents, Tsukune." Her tone softened, and she became almost reminiscent. She took her robe's hood off, and displayed her… Stunning features.
For an ancient being of supreme, elder power, Tenmei Mikogami looked like one of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen in his life. Her face, whilst it held age, showed a small smile which made his heart skip a beat.
Then a fluttery feeling floated around in his stomach.
"Well, I knew just about every Succubus and their partner here. Mori was a nice girl, even if a little bit dull. Mari was a little shit, though she had her moments…" Tenmei went into deep thought, and sighed.
"Are you going to murder me?" He asked. The woman took a sip of her tea and shook her head.
"No. Why would I do that?"
"Do you know my secret?" He asked.
"The fact that you're an Incubus? A monster-man?"
"Y-yes…"
"Then yes. I've known for quite some time, Tsukune." She said, setting her tea down, and flipping through the pages of the "Sexonomicon", as Kurumu had dubbed it. Tenmei sat, stroking her chin for quite some time.
"I've ran this Academy for quite some time now. For about twenty-thousand years, there has never been a monster-man." Said the Headmistress, in an odd fashion. She silently implored the teen to ask the question he was thinking of.
"…Ever?"
"Correct. Twenty-thousand years have passed without a single monster man having come into existence."
"N-none? None whatsoever? Than why do-"
"Your friends… They tend to believe old bard's tales. You are the first and only monster man to appear on the planet in over twenty millennia, Tsukune." Silence fell as the gravity of the situation sunk into the boy.
He suddenly felt… Alone, for lack of a better word. There was a certain emptiness to the woman's declaration, and he couldn't challenge the overwhelming burden of it all.
"Are you going to expel me?" Asked the teen, after some minutes of deep thought. Tenmei took another sip of tea, and opened the tome to a different page. He recognised it as the page about Destined One(s).
"No, I will not. You came here for a reason. I've heard of your cover up, and I know how you came to be here." The headmistress stated firmly. Tsukune swallowed another lump in his throat loudly.
'I think she means the fib about me being an ambassador's son…'
"Keep up that lie if you so choose. Perhaps it will become the truth." She dared him, with an enticing smile. Tsukune nodded, with a feisty red blush. This made the incomprehensibly powerful monster-woman's grin grow.
Another question fumbled on the boy's mind.
"Do… Do you know my parents?"
"Koji and Kasumi Aono… Yes, yes I do. Koji's company… Brings in much funding for the Academy, whether he knows who we are or not." She made a small grimace when she finished her tea, and sat the cup down again, with a weary sigh.
Tsukune cleared his throat, wiping his sweaty palms on his pants.
"A-and my mother?"
"Kasumi? I've had quite a few luncheons with the Succubi, Mister Aono. The last one I attended was around… Twenty odd years ago. Kasumi was just finishing high school, I believe." Another smile replaced the frown on her face at the memory.
Tsukune nodded, and sighed, with much relief. His movements were stopped when Tenmei held a hand up.
"I wish I could sit here and reminisce all of my memories with you, Mister Aono, but I brought you here for a word of warning."
The boy remained silent.
"Do try and keep your family paraphernalia hidden. I've cast a concealing enchantment on the tome at this moment, but do try and be careful. Prying eyes are always watching."
"Prying eyes, m-ma'am?"
"You've been targeted by the head of the Public Safety Committee. Kuyo is a very strong monster-girl, and she's out for your blood."
Tsukune slumped his head once more and cursed under his breath.
"Why?"
"You're a man. If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's been scorned or abused by a male in her life. You have to understand that being a monster-girl usually means you only live near monster-girls. Kuyo has a heart filled with hate, and likely hasn't seen a male in quite some time."
He nodded and sighed deeply.
'Well, just another enemy during my time here.'
"Now that you're here, you're her number one target. And she'll rally whatever forces she can, under whatever reasoning she's crafted, to lynch you."
"Pardon me, but fucking hell." The teen mumbled. Tenmei suppressed a small laugh, but quickly got back to the point at hand.
"She's trying to find anything she can about you, and she's likely already found out that you aren't completely human."
"As I said before: fucking hell!" Tsukune grumbled to himself, nursing the small bruises that hadn't completely healed from his fight with Saizo.
"Calm down, Mister Aono! You're a being of love, are you not?"
"Th-that's what I've been told?"
"Then you should have no trouble dealing with Miss Kuyo. Though I surmise you will have to fight her before she will listen to reason."
"Ma'am, no offence, but I'm fucking sick and tired of fighting people. Saizo has been more than enough for me to handle."
"Then enlist the help of your friends. Or find a different way to befriend Miss Komiya, Tsukune. People will fight you – you can't stop this. But what you can do is find out why, and help them."
The boy sighed, and nodded.
"Thank you, headmistress." He said, standing and bowing low. She nodded to him, with a small smile, and sent him on his way.
"Enjoy the rest of the day, Tsukune. I believe you've got an excursion to head to…" And with that, the boy left the woman's office. He breathed much easier, and grinned at the thought of not being thrown out of the school, or murdered.
He made his way to his Destined Ones, with a heart full of hope.
(…)
The human-turned-monster-man walked with a skip in his step, towards his beaus. Kurumu was fervently tapping on her phone, and quickly turned her head when she sensed him approach.
Overtaken with love and happiness, Tsukune halted whatever words Kurumu had with his lips, and kissed the Succubus woman sensually. With her empathetic abilities, and her sheer enjoyment of the action, Kurumu reciprocated the act eagerly, quickly going to tongue the lucky boy.
"Ts-Tsukune! Good news, I assume?" She broke away from their kiss to catch her breath. Tsukune smiled and hugged her tight.
"Yeah. The Headmistress isn't going to kill me, and I'm not going to be expelled." He gave her another kiss and smiled inwardly. Moka had to quell her jealousy at the act, but remained calm.
Their morning went on quite normally, until a bouncing Catgirl ran up to the massive group.
"Newspaper Club!" She gained their attention, and caught her breath.
Standing at attendance, whether it was their intention or not, were the meek Bug Trio, the still-livid Lizard Sisters, Yukari, Moka, Kurumu, Flaretta, a sneaky Mizore, the monstrous Irish pair, Patty & Moira, Kendra, Gin, and Tsukune.
Observing the group from the shadows were the Fan Club Coalition and Saizo.
Observing the group from her scout's eyes was Kuyo, watching on ever closely.
"I have some fantastic news! We've been approved for an excursion to the human world! We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6 in the morning, so be ready!" And with that, she left the group as bouncily as she greeted them; feeling like nothing could stop her.
And so the group rejoiced, even the usually anxious Tsukune. It'd be a great chance to teach the others on how to act in the human world.
For Gin, this was good news. Her… Night-time tendencies could be more easily satisfied, with a closer natural proximity to the human boy. Now all she needed to do was make sure she got a room/tent closer to his…
For the Lizard Sisters, this would be a great time to finally bang Tsukune. Away from school, and deep into the forests, where no one could hear them…
For Saizo, she'd follow the Newspaper Club out into the wilds, and finally get her hands on Tsukune with his guard down. No more of his bullshit talking!
Kendra just stood on and stared at Tsukune, mouth agape as it usually was.
"Wow, that sounds great! Maybe you could visit your family, Tsukune…" The cute Vampire suggested. Tsukune just smiled and nodded her way.
This, however, reminded Miss Akashiya of something she had to do that day…
"O-Oh! Tsukune, I… I need your help for a second, if that's okay…" She inwardly chastised herself for being so shy to the young man, but he smiled at her more deeply and nodded once more.
"Of course, Moka, what is it?" As the two began to depart, the rest of their large group began trailing them, too. The Vampiric teenager looked back to her unwilling ally, Kurumu, and made a small gesture for some privacy.
The Succubus stood staring at the girl for a moment.
Then she nodded, and winked.
"Gotcha! Let's give the two some privacy, guys!"
(Some time later…)
The Vampire and the Incubus stalked the shaded halls of Yokai Academy, hidden from the general population of the school. Moka kept quiet, as if she was internally debating with herself…
"Oh boy, you guys better get ready for some expository dialogue! Wee!" Cried Nazo, much to the delight of the walking pair.
"So, Moka, what did you need my help with?" He asked her, idly getting more and more unsettled as they continued their walk towards an operating room in the academy's infirmary.
"I… I'd like you to be with me. As you may know, there are two sides to me. I'm actually a twin, and my sister is sharing my body."
Tsukune nodded. It wasn't the weirdest thing he'd ever heard.
No, the weirdest thing he'd ever heard was that monsters existed.
"Why?"
"When we were born… Our Yokai energy was tainted, and the only solution to ensure our survival was to bind us to one another. Our rosary acts as an anchor."
"So what am I helping you with?"
"Well… It's like I said, I want you to be with me. Our mother has brought an artefact which can split our souls and give my inner self her body. I… Well…"
"You two can split now?"
"More like we chose to split now, Tsukune. I've decided that… I want to pursue a relationship with you, and…"
'Good on you, for standing strong.' Although Inner Moka sounded sarcastic, she truly congratulated her Outer self for even admitting the fact that she had feelings for Tsukune.
And when he heard such confessions, Tsukune stopped in his tracks.
"Y-You want to be in a r-r-relationship with me?" The boy asked, his voice trembling.
Moka's cheeks went to a bright red, and she played with her fingers, averting her gaze away from his.
"W-Well… Yes! Me and Kurumu had a talk a few weeks ago, and she told me… She told me some things…" Her blush deepened to an
"Moka? What things did Kurumu tell you?" He became a little agitated. What if she'd told her about his monster heritage?
"When it came down to it, she told me that your heart was too big for one woman. As ridiculous as she made it sound, she confirmed something that I'd thought before. She could sense it in your heart – she used her empathetic powers, to figure out that you would…"
"…Be destined to spend my life with more than one partner?"
"Y-Yes. Something like that…"
A soft silence fell over the two, as they stood; staring away, then back to, then away from each other.
"Well, I'd be happy for us to date then, Moka." Tsukune spoke; smiling as brightly as ever – happy that one of those painful secrets had come out. The vampire girl beamed and launched herself at the boy, hugging him tightly.
She didn't say a word, but the love the two felt for each other was palpable. After some minutes, realising the urgency of her situation, Moka broke away from Tsukune, and gave him a small kiss on the lips.
"Come on, there's somebody I want you to meet." She then dragged the boy to a brightly illuminated room…
Therein, he met a powerful, powerful looking woman. She gave him an indifferent look, and as with Tenmei, he swallowed a large lump in his throat. In a quick glance, they studied each other deeply.
She had a very tall, overwatching figure. She had flowing, silver hair, and sharp red eyes, which bored into his soul with every stare. In the room were two tables – one clearly used for examining patients, and another, stacked to the brim with refrigerated plasma and blood bags.
A stark, white light lit the room up nicely.
"Good morning, Moka. Who is this?" Lady Issa asked her daughter, with a wave of her hand towards the Incubus boy.
"Good morning, m-mother. This is Tsukune. He's my…"
"Bloodbag? Moka, I thought I taught you better than to depend on a being for their lifeblood." Issa shook her head, hiding just a little bit of disgust at seeing a human male within the Academy.
She quickly came to the assertion that he had some kind of monster-blood in him, and that he was sent to the school for some half-baked reason.
"Mother, no! He's my friend!" She was quick to defend the boy, rather than mumble some undignified response, like she used to. Lady Shuzen was taken aback, if only slightly, and nodded.
"Greetings, madam. My name is Tsukune Aono." Tsukune greeted with a low bow. Issa's expression remained impassive.
"And why is he here?" She asked Moka, ignoring the boy.
"I… Well… Tsukune is my boyfriend, mother. He's here to help with the pain." Moka said quietly, yet firmly. Issa was slightly more responsive to this.
"Hm. I will have to challenge your right to court my daughter, human. I don't know how they go about courting within the human realm, but with my family, you must undergo rites to earn my daughter's hand." She spoke finally – as if a simple date meant a lifetime of marriage for Moka and Tsukune.
Whilst he wasn't opposed to the idea… To be locked into such a relationship, so early in their relationship didn't bode well.
"Rites, madam?" He tried his very best to be respectful – to not show fear in front of the woman. She nodded.
"A rite of combat, and a rite of will. That has always been the method of selecting suitors for the Shuzen line."
Tsukune nodded with an air of repsect.
"Of course. If that is what's required to be with Moka, then I'd do anything." He admitted proudly.
"We will see, human."
And without word, Issa instructed her daughter to lie down on the table in the centre of the room. Moka did so a little uneasily, and Issa withdrew a small black box from her coat. Opening the container, she removed an ancient, dark purple crystal.
She removed Moka's rosary easily, and swiftly replaced it with the crystal. It sat at the bottom of the girl's neck, and pain surged through her.
It was almost instantaneous, but Tsukune could see how much pain the teen was in. He held her hand tightly, and she smiled through it all.
Then, as when Moka's inner self appeared for the first time, a swarm of bats engulfed Moka. She still firmly held Tsukune's hand in an iron grip. Her figure split into two, still covered in the dark bloodsuckers, and everything stopped.
Two breaths could be heard, and with them, the bats disappeared quickly. In a furious swarm of darkness, the bats peeled away from Moka, and Moka's skin – revealing the twins. A small smile graced the lips of the elder vampire.
"My daughters... It's been quite some time since we've all been together, hasn't it?" She then ordered the pink-haired Moka to sit up. Quickly, she hugged both her daughters very tight. Both girls appeared sickly, frail, and hungry.
Issa separated from their hug, and Tsukune presented himself to the Mokas. He offered both sides of his neck, and smiled to both girls. "Outer" Moka quickly latched on to the left side of his neck and drank eagerly, whereas it took some convicing for the "Inner" Moka to do so.
"N-no, I'm fine. I'll just have a plasma bag…" The prideful, silver-haired Shuzen daughter said. Tsukune gave her an innocent, disarming smile. He had to fight back the arousal and twitches brought on from the pink-haired Moka feeding on him.
"It's okay, Moka. You can drink my blood." Time slowed down for her, and she could see one flush of the glorious red liquid pulse through Tsukune's veins. She slowly walked over to him, and whispered a quiet "thanks".
She then painfully latched onto his neck, her fangs reaching deeper than her sisters. He bit back a grunt of pain, and resigned himself to his state for a few minutes. Issa looked on at the trio curiously.
She could see her daughters drinking the boy's lifeblood, gulp by gulp. And they were enjoying it, almost gaining pleasure from the taste of it all.
Some quick maths in her head told her that the amount of blood her daughters were consuming would've killed the boy twice, but there he was, standing proudly, providing his essence for her daughters.
The pink-haired Moka was the first to break away. She pulled her fangs away, and felt the mightiest surge of Yokai energy surge within her. She licked away at the two, tiny bite marks left on Tsukune's skin, and swallowed the remainder of his blood.
Quietly, she grasped the sides of the Incubus's face, and kissed him deeply, despite her "audience". Issa was polite enough to turn her head, and to quell her disgust/anger at the act. She would let this instance of their affectionate display slide for now.
Well, the boy did just give more blood than should've been humanly possible.
So, you know – props to him.
What the woman didn't expect was to see her other daughter do the same.
Overcome with affection, and warmth in her heart, the silver-haired Moka slowly slipped her fangs out of the boy's neck, and kissed him deeply after her sister finished. Tsukune was shocked, and his cheeks would've been blaring red if his blood hadn't been siphoned.
Moka finally came to her senses, and stared intensely into Tsukune's eyes for quite some time, before wiping her mouth, stepping away from him, and looking down at the floor.
"Sorry. Thank you for the blood." She said quietly, unlike herself.
"If that is all, then?" Issa checked with her daughters, who nodded, feeling quite energised. Tsukune held his neck, and breathed lowly, feeling quite woozy.
"Very well. Contact me again if any complications arise." She stepped towards her daughters for one last time before she'd leave them again, and hugged them tightly.
"I love you both." Issa left, gently grabbing Tsukune by the arm and closing the door behind herself.
She led the boy out of earshot of the twins, and adorned an evilly serious expression.
"Your blood… You have monster genealogy, yes?" She sniffed the tiny leaks of blood coming out the boy's neck as she asked.
"Yes, madam."
"It's… Pure. Stunningly pure. Your blood brought my daughters back to full power within minutes…"
"Is that a problem, madam?" Tsukune was getting kind of tired at all the mannerisms, himself.
"No. No it isn't. But know this, Mister Aono – if you wish to court my daughters, then a dangerous trial awaits you. I hope you're prepared to fight for them." She said her words very carefully, and very slowly to emphasise her point.
The Incubus nodded and smiled.
"I'm prepared to fight for my future with them both, madam." This brought a small, prideful smile to Issa's face.
"Please, Mister Aono – you may call me Lady Issa." She parted, and Tsukune was left to go back and discuss things with the two Mokas. But as the powerful vampire woman left the academy, he couldn't quell the overwhelming feeling of butterflies, fluttering in his stomach.
'Oh hell.'
Some time passed, and the three stayed together for a few hours, to help Tsukune recover from his blood loss. The silver-haired Moka apologised more profusely, and offered the boy a big carton of juice as a token of peace.
Tsukune just laughed her off, and assuaged her worry.
With a quick edit of the school records, the "other" Moka was added into her sister's classes and clubs. Even quicker, the silver-haired vampire was brought into the already massive friends group.
(Later that night…)
Tsukune bid farewell to his friends after dining at the Academy cafeteria, and was eager to get to sleep. The entire "News Group" as Gin and Miss Nekonome had dubbed them all needed their rest for their excursion out into the human world the next day.
And just as the boy opened his door, and saw the inviting, comforting covers of his bed, he was expecting something to attack him. He was expecting something – anything to try and ruin his good night's sleep.
But, silence dawned, and silence reigned.
He smiled, and snuck into his own bed, not even bothering to lock his door. Throughout the night, a tiny visitor made her way into his room, and nestled herself in his arms.
They awoke that morning, and Yukari looked as peaceful as ever. Tsukune couldn't quell the uncomfortableness he felt whenever the girl was near. She was so… handsy! She tried to feel everyone and everything around her, and her age…
He loved the girl, but she was much too young to be acting the way she was. The age gap between them was only 4 or so years, but it was still immense in his mind.
Tsukune still awoke Yukari gently, and she whined.
"Two more minutes!" She whined. Tsukune chuckled, and shook his head.
"Alright then! I'm just gonna shower and then I'll wake you up. We've gotta be ready to go soon, Yukari…" As he trailed off, the young Witch perked up.
"Oh my god, I totally forgot about the trip to the human world!" Truth be told, she really did want to peek on Tsukune showering, but that would have to wait. Her excitement for their trip over-rid her desire to see the naked human male.
She bolted out of his room with a quick goodbye, and got ready for their week of investigative journalism out into the human world.
"Pfft, yeah right! Little did the group know, this was Miss Nekonome's way of obtaining her prized delicacy – fish! Wee!" Nazo called, flying away not long after interrupting the story.
It was a glorious, unbidden time of the morning, where not a soul would be awake otherwise.
And with that timing, the rest of the Newspaper Club, and a few rogue elements packed themselves onto the schoolbus which would transport them from the pocket dimension of Yokai Academy to the human world.
"Erm… Miss Komiya – are you sure you're supposed to be on this bus?"
"Sure, whatever." The orcish woman just slumped down on a seat and drifted off to sleep quickly. Miss Nekonome didn't bother to question the three angry, nerdy girls who got on the bus either.
The cat-woman patted her growling stomach, and yawned, before standing up on the packed bus and stretching her limbs.
"Okay, students – the trip to the human world will take about 4 hours – we'll be taking a quick pit stop 2 hours in, so get comfortable! Catch up on some sleep!" She followed her own example, and curled up in a small ball on the front seats of the bus, purring happily.
The teal-topped Succubus up the back cricked her tired bones and yawned.
"Gladly!" She then used her hubby as a makeshift pillow, resting against his hard chest. The human-cum-Incubus sighed with a small sense of happiness, and rested his own head on the backing of his seat.
Pretty soon after her, a large bunch of the outgoing Newspaper Club girls had tried their best at using the boy as their own pillow, and in doing so, found a deep, deep slumber.
Even the overly tired Akashiya twins had done so. Reluctantly, the silver-haired Moka had comfortably laid herself over some over girls, using them as her own little bed. The two students in question, Patty and Kendra, couldn't have cared less.
It was Mizore's icy stare towards the Succubus that made Moka worried.
'Be careful where you tread, Ice Maiden…'
And the group travelled beyond the void of the connection of the realms, seamlessly.
(Some time later…)
"And the group finally learned that the trip had nothing to do with investigative reporting or journalism at all!" The flamboyant bat declared happily, frolicking in the afternoon sun.
And so did the others, making sure not to leave the two vampiric sisters out of the fun of playing at the beach. They'd taken a break from swimming to play some beach volleyball…
Some time went on, and tensions grew easily when Kurumu gave Tsukune a congratulatory kiss. Mizore shot up, and withheld the use of her powers, pushing Kurumu off the boy.
"That's it! I've had enough of you using your whorish charm on Tsukune!" The icy girl declared. The silver-haired Moka immediately went to the Succubus's defence, and held a hand out to the tortured Yuki Onna.
"Know your place, Maiden! She just gave him a kiss!"
"Bullshit! She's done a lot more to him!"
"Mizore, calm down! Kurumu hasn't charmed me!" It was in this moment that Patty took a certain advantage.
The Leprechaun snuck a quick kiss, and made the mistake of lingering on a little longer than she should've.
"P-Patty! What the hell!?" Kurumu easily removed the short girl's lips from Tsukune's and she and Moira ended up tearing strips of the girl.
"And tell me – what exactly's the problem 'ere? Every other girl here's got permission to fondle his nuts, and I'm stuck here in a dry-spell?" She inquired with her mates. Moira lightly tapped her on the head.
"You fuckin' idiot! There was no agreement! That's just some stupid dream you've been havin'!"
"Oh, and that's right bullshit and you know it Moira!"
The Lizard trio got involved, directly arguing with Tsukune himself about their own dry spell.
"And what about us!? You promised us a visit as compensation, and you haven't delivered, Tsukune!" Akaryu declared, hurt and offended beyond belief.
"Yeah!" Her sisters mirrored her stance and words almost eerily.
"You girls don't deserve him!" Yukari yelled – the only warning the lizard-girl trio got, before being assaulted by many volleys of bedpans.
"Hey! Why the hell are all of you fighting!?" Flaretta yelled, confused beyond all belief at the quarrels going on. The Fan Club Coalition and Saizo approached the group and added their own two cents.
"And why do our goddesses only go for the sociopath? The guy can't even control his anger!"
Things began to escalate. If someone were to recount the events, they'd say that the events escalated quickly. That the events really got out of hand, fast.
"Why do you need a boyfriend, Moira? Go lick yourself, bitch! I'll drop kick your head into the ocean!" Patty boasted back to the Dullahan, going for an offensive slap to her fragile head.
"Frosty the snow-ho! Yuno Gasai wannabe." Kurumu teased Mizore mercilessly, much to the ire of the Moka who was attempting to assuage their argument.
"You bat with boobs! STD with wings!" Now, the Yuki Onna's powers were starting to flare, as were the other girls.
"Shouldn't you be wearing armbands shortass? Go hide your lucky charms." Saizo just felt like teasing the poor Leprechaun, rousing her anger to no end.
"Does all that blood go straight to your boobs, you old leech? How long until that grey hair falls out?" Moka was trying her hardest to be immune to the effects of such awful personal attacks, but she let Kendra's words slide, even if she had no idea why the possessive Jinko was defending Tsukune so passionately.
"Did your mother fuck a cotton-candy machine? Truly, theirs was a love that could never be." Sumae taunted pink Moka, getting all of her anger out at the woman for taking Tsukune's time…
The bug girls needed love too, alright!?
"Scaly cunt lesbians!" Using all of her known curse words, this was just one of the many things that Yukari screamed at the Lizard-Women.
"Shove that wand up your ass, Sailor Small! Go suck an eye of newt!" Miryu, as quiet as she usually was, barked back at the young Witch for delaying her sexy-times with the Incubus.
Speaking of which, the boy's own anger and self-turmoil grew and grew, until…
"EVERYONE, CALM DOWN!" Tsukune yelled, at the peak of his breath. The girl's stopped their infighting, and stared at the boy. With internal pain evident in his gaze, their fighting was stopped, and all they could do was listen.
Their gazes, however, spelt possible danger for the boy, depending on his choice of words…
"Oh boy! How's Tsukune going to get out this one? Find out on the next chapter of Things Are Never As They Seem!" Nazo stated, as happily as ever.
A/N: Props to The Immortal Doctor Reid. He's got a rayship Pokemon fic, and a nice Monster Musume one, too – read them both if you want to know how to write gud.
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