"You Idiot!"
Emmett point of view
"Oh. My. God, Emmy! Is that God?" Bella had bee going on about finding God for the past twenty minutes. She was pointing at the sun.
"No, Bella that is not -"
"Holy crap! The flies! They are back!" She screamed.
"Alice," I moaned
"You got her drunk, you deal with her."
"Alice," I moaned again.
"Emmett," She moaned back.
"OH MY GOSH!" Bella suddenly screamed.
"What, Bella?" I was starting to get frustrated, "What now?"
"I'm as crazy as my mother!" She exclaimed. "Can we go skydiving?" Yeah, that was totally related to what she earlier.
"Tomorrow. When you aren't drunk." Alice told her.
"When I'm not drunk I won't want to do it!" Bella yelled.
"Bella -" Alice started when there was a knock on the door. Alice went to open the door, "Yes?"
"I just want to say," An old lady started, "'Doing it', as you kids say these days, should be done when sober – so if you won't do it when sober, don't do it."
"What?"
"I was passing by when I heard your friend. I just wanted to let you hear it from someone older and wiser." Little did she know we were older then her.
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B POV
"Ow. Close the blinds!" I whispered.
"Why?" Emmett asked in a normal voice.
"Whisper."
You should no better then trusting Emmett. You wouldn't be in this predicament if you just realize that. But you didn't and now you are hungover.
Not you again!
Do you find it scary that there is a voice in your head.
No.
Liar.
Great, I can't even lie in my own head.
Now, when you have a fear the best thing to do is face it.
What? Now are you a therapist?
Maybe.
Do you have any other words of wisdom, oh great voice in my head.
A hug a day keeps the therapist away.(I love that saying. I came up with it one day and now every time there is an awkward silence around me I say it)
I'm going to go hug someone.
Why?
To get the therapist in my head to go away.
I'm just a voice. I act like a therapist, but I'm not one
What can I do to make you go away.
When you learn to except me, I won't come back... as much.
So you'll always be haunting me.
Yep.
I hate you!
Do you really hate yourself?
Go away!
"Bella?" Emmett asked. "What are -" I gave him a hard glare.
"Whisper." I hissed at him.
"You doing?" He whispered to me – finishing his sentence.
"Honestly?" I asked.
"Yeah..." He whispered back to me.
"I am having a conversation with a voice in my head." I stated like it was completely normal.
"You really are as crazy as your mother."
"I know."
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"AHHHHH! Oh my gosh!" Emmett was hysterically laughing as I was screaming. "This is so much fun!" We were currently riding thunder mountain and I was screaming my head off.The skies were a dark gray – looking as though it was about to rain. I looked down to see Edward staring up at me. I couldn't help but smile. Once we were off the ride I ran straight to where I saw Edward.
"Bella!" I ran straight towards him and jump on him – wrapping my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck.
"Edward," I buried my head in his neck and let his aroma hit my nose. "I've missed you."
"Missed you too, love," He said setting me back down on my feet. He kissed my forehead.
"Emmett got me drunk again." I was acting like a tattletale, but I wanted him to hurt Emmett for making me drunk again.
