-carcinoGeneticist[CG] began trolling twinArmageddons[TA]-

CG: CAPTOR!

TA: what

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

CG: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU FOR *DAYS*

TA: 2orry

TA: ii wa2 bu2y

CG: WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN SO FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU COULDNT ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN MESSAGES?! GAMING FOR DAYS STRAIGHT NOOKSTAIN?!

TA: no i wa2nt gamiing, well not all the tiime

CG: THEN WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN DOING?!

TA: ii wa2 ju2t chiiliing wiith my bae i2 all

CG: WHAT ARE YOU RAMBLING ON ABOUT CAPTOR

CG:WHAT 'BAE'?

TA: E.D

CG: ….

TA: 2hocked K.K?

CG: NO FUCKING WAY. YOURE JUST PULLING MY LEG. HAHA CAPTOR, SO FUNNY!

CG: NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE REALLY DOING

TA: iim not repeatiing my2elf K.K. ii already told you

CG: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

TA: ye2?

CG: *YOU* AND *AMPORA*?!

TA: yeah

CG: NOT IN BLACKROM

TA: redrom

CG: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CAPTOR?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR THINK PAN IN THE DISEASE OF A CAPE WEARING DOUCHE?! ARE YOU AWARE HOW RIDICULOUS THIS IS? YOU PRACTICALLY HAVE TROLLS THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOUR FUCKING BODY AND YOU DUMBASS CHOOSES *AMPORA*!

TA: hey

TA: watch what you 2ay about hiim around hiim got iit? that2 my mate2priit youre talkiing about, whether you liike iit or not

Sollux looked to the bed where said seadwller was resting. He watched how he would sometimes flinch or whimper in his sleep. Sollux transferred the conversation from his husktop to his phone and went over to the bed. He planted a loving kiss atop Eridan's head and laid next to him.

CG: SOLLUX, MAN, LISTEN TO ME DUDE. I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHARITY SHIT YOU SIGNED UP FOR, BUT CANCEL THE FUCKING THING RIGHT NOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW RETARDED YOURE BEING

TA: ii don't care K.K. ii don't care what any of you a22hole2 2ay. now iim goiing two go two be know, bye

CG: SOLLUX WAIT

CG: LISTEN TO ME FUCKASS

-twinArmageddons[TA] ceased being trolled by carcinoGeneticist[CG]-

CG: DAMMIT SOLLUX YOU ASSHAT